Friday humour - February 10, 2017

The rostered editor this week couldn't submit the FH in time, so here is a
vestigial edition to let you know we are still functioning.

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Q: Why did Theresa May hold Donald Trump's hand?

A: Because she want to be sure where it was.

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Stages of Life.

A group of farmers, all aged 40, were discussing where they should meet for
lunch.

Finally it was agreed they would meet at the Royal Hotel in town because
there was a particularly good looking waitress, which one of the single
farmers in the group would like to ask out on a date.

Ten years later, at 50, the friends were once again discussing where they
should go for lunch.

Finally it was agreed the Royal Hotel in town as the waitresses were very
attentive. The food and bar service was good and the beer selection was
excellent.

Ten years later, at 60, the friends were again discussing where they should
meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed the Royal Hotel in town because there was plenty of
parking, they could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was
good value for money.

Ten years later, at 70, the friends were discussing where they should meet
for lunch.

Finally it was agreed they would meet at the Royal Hotel because the
restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at 80 the friends were discussing where they should meet
for lunch.

Finally they agreed the Royal Hotel because they had never been there
before.

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Pelosi sued Wellington Hospital

A recent article in "The Dominion Post" reported that Nancy Pelosi has sued
Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he
lost all interest in s*x.

A hospital spokesman replied:
"Your husband was admitted for cataract   surgery.

All we did was correct his eyesight!"

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Sheep
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Patent pending TV tray
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Christmas Tree
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