Friday humour - June 10, 2016


It's Friday Humour!!  Thanks to Anonymous3, Arfermo, Clooney's twin, Duke
of Barsinov, Seasoldier, Wally, Whizzbang, Haz and Sack.

We've got it all this week - thrills, chills and spills.

Let the merriment begin!

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Only in Texas Will You See Signs Like These

All my needs are met   Nachos
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Both funny & frightening 
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Can't state it any clearer
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Great not so subliminal message
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LOL 
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Daily Humor - Enjoy The Laughs 
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Good one...
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Funny signs
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Noted 
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Funny Danger Sign 
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That about sums it up! 
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Wise choice. Lol! ;D LO
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Sweet Aesthetics
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More referenda to enjoy

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Switzerland to become the first country in the world to hold a nationwide
referendum on the introduction of a basic income on Sunday. The proposal,
if passed, would give every adult legally resident in Switzerland an
unconditional income of 2,500 Swiss francs (£1,755; $2,554) a month,
whether they work or not.

"But there are many big questions over the Swiss proposal on basic income.
For a start, although supporters have suggested a figure of 2,500 Swiss
francs a month, they have offered no ideas on how that could be financed."

ANSWER: Join the EU and that will help fill the hole for nothing, like
Greece if Germany forgoes some pfennigs of debt for a change. After all,
what else is the EU for and GB in particular will love the Swiss to bits
for visa-free travel and dairy-milk chocolate?

Join the club and leave only the IT bods to work everything out. What the
hell, we are flooded with money to waste. Brilliiant.

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Choke off dodgy Dave

How to choke off a PM
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The Lesser of Two Weevils
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A concise guide  to economics/American codicil

An addition from my American friend

How about Trump Economics?  He is given two cows, cuts them into steaks and
sells them.

When asked to pay for the cows, he says "Too bad, I filed for bankruptcy!" 
He hides the money from the steaks in a new venture (golf course in
Scotland)

Now, he is a "great" businessman, his success is "huge" and he plans to use
Trump Economics to run the USA

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Before & After the Drought in Western Queensland (Move cursor over photo)
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They are out there
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My kind'a girl ...
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Fishing when retired File links:
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Dear Dr. Phil,

When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite
pastime - fishing.
I bought my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me,
but she just never liked fishing.
Finally, one day down at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam
the shop owner, who it turned out, loves fishing as much as I do. We
quickly became fishing buddies.
As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to
join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time out on the
lake.
A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I
catch the most beautiful fish you've ever seen, only a few minutes later
Sam must have caught its twin brother!
So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice fish that we caught and
showed the picture to my wife, hoping that maybe she'd get interested.
Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she
wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying
myself. What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my
hobby, or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?

Thanks,
Ron

P...S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two fish we caught.

Dear Ron,

Get rid of that narrow-minded wife.
Those are two nice fish

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What if she wants s*x? [XXX]
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What do you do if she wants s*x?
I'll tell you what I did...
I gave her your phone number.

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A WOLF PACK
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"A wolf pack: the first 3 are the old or sick, they give the pace to the
entire pack. If it was the other way round, they would be left behind,
losing contact with the pack. In case of an ambush they would be
sacrificed.
Then come 5 strong ones, the front line. In the center are the rest of the
pack members, then the 5 strongest following. Last is alone, the alpha.
He controls everything from the rear. In that position he can see
everything, decide the direction. He sees all of the pack.
The pack moves according to the elders pace and help each other, watch each
other." Cesare Brai's photo.

For once I am speechless, I knew that wolves are different, but didn't
realize how much we could learn from them...

How wonderful and awesome

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FOR WINE LOVERS ....
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Joel Slater (The Stateless Man)
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It's pretty common to hear people say that they're so disgusted with
American politics, that they're going to move to Canada, and renounce their
U.S. citizenship, especially if candidate X or Y wins the election. But
people almost never follow through with this threat/promise.

But Joel Slater did. Back in the Reagan era (1987), he became so angry at
U.S. policies, that he decided to renounce his American citizenship. The
problem was that he did this without first arranging to acquire citizenship
in another country. So he made himself stateless.

He was in Australia, when he renounced his citizenship, and had assumed he
would be able to stay there. But no, Australia promptly deported him to the
U.S. Then, as a stateless person, he discovered that he was effectively
trapped in the U.S., because he couldn't travel anywhere else without a
passport. He managed to make it into Canada and Mexico a few times without
a passport, but they both eventually shipped him back to the States. He
also couldn't legally work without a social security number. So he became
homeless, surviving on odd jobs and the generosity of strangers.

After much begging and pleading, he was able to regain his U.S. citizenship
on June 4th, 1993.

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Horsing Around
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Join the Navy?
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Don't Join the Navy

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33 X Animal Photos about Australia
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Thanks for the Memories Bruce (XXX)
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Links & Photos
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Links & Photos

The Burden of War
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Photos of Malta
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Guide to Italian Hand Gestures
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50 X International Borders (love Australia's border)
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Emergency (Remi Gaillard)
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Millennials (Micah Tyler)
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People are Awesome (May 2016)
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Britian's got Talent (Anna Klinge)
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Bill Shorten had a Dream
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Bill Shorten was asleep, and was visited by Menzies' ghost.

Shorten asked, "Bob, how can I make this country a better place?"

Sir Robert said, "Love the Japanese steel producers as I did."

Shorten went back to sleep, and dreamed of John Howard.

Shorten asked, "John, how can I make this country a better place?"

John answered, "Be honest with the people as I was."

Again Shorten fell asleep, and was visited by Harold Holt's ghost.

Shorten asked, "Harold, how can I make this country a better place?"

Harold replied, "Go for a swim!"

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Links & Photos
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Links & Photos

10 Movies that didn't use Computer Generated Images
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When Hitchc*ck meets Lucas (North by Northwest vs Star Wars)
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Polish Juggler (Lukasz Uczkiewicz)
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Celebrity Infinity slams into Alaskan Dock (Friday 3rd June)
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10 X Amazing Trains
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Ranji
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This is what I call FISHING!
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We need some of these cats in North Queensland.

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