Friday humour - October 23, 2015


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LAWYERS DONT LIE

A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental
agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived but was having
difficulty in finding a new home.

When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because
they knew that the children would destroy the home.

He could not say that he had no children, he could not lie, after all,
lawyers cannot and do not lie.

So, he had an idea: he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11
children.

He took the remaining one with him to see homes with the Real Estate Agent.
He liked one of the homes and the agent asked: "How many children do you
have?"

He answered: "12 children".

The agent asked "Where are the others ?

The lawyer answered, with a sad look, "They are in the cemetery with their
mother".

And that's the way he was able to rent a home for his family without lying

MORAL: It is not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the right words.

Lawyers don't lie ..they are creative ....

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Fiat Advert.

Only the Italians can come up with an ad like this. Click here.
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The Eagle has landed

Watch this eagle's flight from the top of Burj Khalifa, to his handler
2,700 feet below.  The eagle is fitted with a camera, and it is incredible
how he can spot his trainer from that height in the maze of the city below,
fully complementing the term- eagle eye.  Amazing too is the minimal camera
shake through flight - the glide and the eventual steep swoop down to the
ground.  Majestic indeed, this king of the birds.
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Next Generation
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Bad joke

What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners.

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Walking into the bar
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Immagination needed.
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Photo studio
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Fairy Tale
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US Patent Number 9145667 (Approved 29th September 2015)
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6 Reasons to Drink Beer

There is little that compares to the hopsy, rich and refreshing taste of a
cold beer. The world's third most popular beverage has been around for
centuries, but has gotten a bad rep as being fattening and high in
calories, and as a result is increasingly avoided at the bar. Yet new
studies reveal the surprising health benefits in beer that could make it
once again your beverage of choice, in moderation of course. So, pour
yourself a cold beer, and sip on it while you read about its amazing health
benefits!

1. Reduces the Risk of Heart Disease

Alcohol in all of its forms, be it beer, wine or liquor, is known to help
reduce the risk of heart disease. Studies show that a moderate consumption
of alcohol thins the blood, making it less likely to clot. Alcohol also
increases the amount of good cholesterol in the blood and lowers blood
pressure.

2. Good for Kidney Health

Although too much alcohol is noted to be bad for the kidneys, beer has been
shown to be an effective reducer of kidney stones. Kidney stones result
when there is too much calcium in your system and the hops in beer has been
shown to slow the release of calcium from the bones. Also, beer has a high
water content that helps clear out the kidneys and keeps them stone free!

3. Believe it or Not, It's Nutritious

Beer is packed with tons of nutrients! One 12-ounce beer has about one gram
of fibre and it is full of B vitamins like B6, B12, niacin and riboflavin.
It is rich is silicon, a nutrient noted for helping to strengthen bones.

4. Reduces the Risk of Diabetes


In a 2011 Harvard University study on 38,000 middle-aged men, it was shown
that when they drank two beers a day, their risk for Type II diabetes
dropped by 25%. However, this percentage applies for two beers a day and no
more than that.

5. Could Reduce the Risk of Cancer

Along with all of the vitamins mentioned above, beer also contains lots of
good antioxidants that can cleanse your system of toxins. In addition, a
Portuguese study found that marinating meat in beer can eliminate almost
70% of the carcinogens. Even if you're not drinking beer, it's great to
cook with!

6. Improves Brain Health

New research has shown that a few beers a day may be able to ward off
Alzheimer's Disease and lower your risk for stroke. This is also due to the
blood-thinning nature of the alcohol in beer that prevents the occurrence
of clotting. In a 2005, it was found in a test group of 11,000 older women
that those who drank at least one beer a day had better mental function
than those who didn't, and that by drinking beer they decreased their risk
of mental decline by 20%.

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S*x after Death
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