Friday humour - June 12, 2015

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The Frenchman, The Scotsman and the Irishman

Three dead bodies turned up at a mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces. Police called on the coroner to investigate.

"First body," says the  coroner, "Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of
heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress. Hence  the
Smile," says the Coroner.

"Second body is Gregory Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000 on the
Lottery. Spent it  all on whisky and died of alcohol poisoning. Hence the
Smile." he  says.

The Police Inspector asked, '"So what about this  third body?'"

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most  unusual one. Paddy Murphy,
Irish, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why the big smile then?" inquires the Inspector.

"He thought he was having his picture taken."

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On safari with the mother-in-la

A big game hunter went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law.

One morning, while still deep in the jungle, the hunter's wife awakened to
find her mother gone.

She woke her husband, and they both set off in search of the old woman.

In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight. The
mother-in-law was standing face-to-face with a lion

"What are we going to do?" his horrified wife asked.

"Nothing," her husband replied, "The lion got himself into this mess, let
him get himself out of it."

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A new business was opening, and one of the owner's friends sent flowers for
the occasion. But when the owner read the card with the flowers, it said.
"Rest in Peace"

The owner was little upset and called the florist to complain. After he had
told the florist about the obvious mistake, the florist said, "Sir, I'm
really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should
imagine this: Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they
have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new location."

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"Out of control" aircraft smashes into 4 buildings!!!!
Air Show Disaster - Amazing photo shows great  detail.
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Churches in England can be witty.
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