Friday humour - May 29, 2015

[from Steve @ Bluehaze]

Doesn't Bill Shorten (or anybody working for him) understand how
transparently opportunist his propose Marriage Equality Bill is? Apparently
not! Save us from politicians ...

This weeks contributors include Havarum, KRP, Nottingham Smithie, Sack,
Wally, Whizzbang, and the ever present nameless ones.

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This set of 100 quick movie clips in 10 minutes is pretty cool. Some of the
"best and most memorable lines ever."  Once you start, you can't stop
watching.
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Joe Hookey & The Pool
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Rather reminded me of this classic;
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Pakistani pile driver--[low cost approach] 
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This is for all you construction/engineer types . . .
Here's a construction technique that would be handy to know. Read the
calculations below then click on the link at the bottom of the article to
see this technique in action. Here's something to cheer up any engineer.
Just to put you in the picture and keep you up-to-date with the latest
developments. Below is a link to a short video of a Pakistani pile driving
construction technique. Notice that the pile driving becomes effective when
the extra man jumps on. Very finely tuned! The chant is also catchy.

Now, let's analyze the Engineering here:
6 men x 180 lbs. = 1080 lbs. static force Jumping up and down will create a
3 times dynamic effect = 3240 lbs./jump = 1.6-ton thumps if the pile is
tapered to 2 in. x 2 in., cross section at the tip = 4 sq. in. So, dynamic
pressure/thump at pile tip = 3240/4 = 800 psi. "Add a man" feature will
increase to 950 psi, so buy the option! Increase the chant and dynamic
force goes up to 5 times to bring maximum pressure/thump to 1600 psi for a
7-man team. Quite good, and it will penetrate hard clay and sandy soil but
not hard rock! The foreman is the guy on the tambourine.

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Saudi Arab's Drifting Failures [violent] 
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The future is coming faster than you think.
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Upsetting Statistic.

Statistics released from The United Nations  reveal that:
Australian, Canadian, UK and US men between 50 and 75 years of age will, on
average, have s*x two to three times per week, whereas Japanese men, in the
same age group, will have s*x only once or twice per year.
This is very upsetting news to most of my friends, as they had no idea they
were Japanese.

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Justin Bieber
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Good start
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The meaning of "dog tired"
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Link & Photos
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Spider Rain (Watch if you Dare)  Click here

Navy's New Gun
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100 Funniest Names
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New Delta Airlines Safety Video  Click here

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When 2 Wheels are Enough
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1910 Saucy Postcards
A series of world-famous 1910 saucy seaside postcards images, have been
launched to mark their 100th anniversary.  Mr David Wallace, 63, bought the
firm Bamforth & Co nine years ago, and now owns the rights to more than
50,000 of the postcard images, with their pneumatic women, henpecked
husbands, and voluptuous nurses.
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      Ah-the-eah the-eah That's All (for this week) Folks!



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