Friday humour - December 26, 2014

Merry Christmas!! I hope Santa was good to you.

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This short video is a wonderful reminder of how awesome the space program
was, both for those of us on earth and the astronauts in the lunar orbiting
capsule. It remains one of the greatest technical achievements of any
society.
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A Senior's Christmas

There is nothing I like about Christmas
It's my least favourite time of the year
I don't understand what the fuss is about
What's the reason for all the good cheer?

There is nothing I like about Christmas
I don't care if you call me a "Grinch"
If you think I'm a scrooge that's OK with me,
I won't change my position one inch.

I admit that I used to like Christmas
But that was a long time ago
And I was much younger in those days,
And still liked the ice and the snow

I just loved going out with my father
To help him cut down the tree
I can still see it there in the corner
With the angel smiling at me

I can still see all of our family
Sitting down to our big Christmas feast,
And the crib at church with the Christ child,
And the wondrous Kings of the East

I remember standing alone in the dark
Searching the skies for the star,
My heart filled with love for a baby
Away in a manger so far.

And sometimes I watched too , for Santa,
And, although I never had proof,
I'm sure that one night, when I was real young
I heard him land there , on our roof.

Some said that he never existed,
If I thought that I never let on,
I just knew he left wonderful presents
And the milk and the cookies were gone!

I still love the beautiful music,
And the food and treats , and good cheer,
As a matter of fact ... I love Christmas ,
If's my favourite time of the year.

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    Top Ten Country & Western Song Titles:

    10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
    9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman; But I Woke Up With A
Few.
    8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
    7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.
    6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.
    5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here.
    4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.
    3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.
    2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

    And the number one Country & Western song is...

    1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day.

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Lip-syncing kids, singing Christmas songs
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Computer addiction
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Once again, Hal was disqualified from our neighbourhood for "Best Decorated
House" contest, due to his bad attitude
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Buffalo, NY
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Modern culture  ( Does any of this look familiar ) ???
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10 X Worst Inventions of 2014.
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Not Something You See Everyday
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Golf Buddies
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Engineering Marvel
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