Friday humour - November 14, 2014


What happens when you serve Mc Donald's food to some experts and pretend
it's a new organic meal?
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Does organic food taste better? The verdict is in.
If you don't speak Dutch you'll need to turn on closed captioning (the
little "cc" box at the bottom right of the video). If you do speak
Dutch...may I offer you a throat lozenge?

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CandyBomber, beautiful story
This will make your flood gates open like watching an old Lassie movie.
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From: Arfermo
Airborn WCs
Condom use on an aircraft now this definitely sounds interesting ...!! :)

A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start
eyeing each other, and both realize they want to do the same thing. He
slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted.

Rear toilet? He suggests. Five minutes, she agrees and goes off.
He waits five minutes, then goes and slips in there with her.
Right, get that condom on, she says. Soon, they are both sighing with
pleasure.

But a sharp eyed stewardess has noticed them, and realized what they are up
to, So she humiliates them by making an announcement over the PA system.
"To the lady and gentleman in the rear toilet, we know what you are doing,
and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations.

Now, please put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke
detector."

And what were you thinking? I worry about you sometimes!

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From: KRP
Off-Road Hillclimbing, Norway
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From: Mitta
Who Needs Traffic Lights

Never complain about traffic again. Here's a day in the life of one of th
e most ridiculous intersections in the world - Meskel Square, Addis
Abeba, the capital of Ethiopia
Who needs a Roundabout, Traffic Lights or Traffic Cop for Traffic Control?
You HAVE GOT to watch THIS video!  Frenetic traffic & no accidents or Road
Rage!

However you may note that there were NO crashes, bumper thumpers or fender
benders and NO pedestrians or cyclists who got flattened!
And with an added thrill, watch the pedestrians and bicyclists.
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From: Nottingham Smithie
Fred the c*ckatoo turns 100:
Queen sends letter to Hobart wildlife sanctuary - ABC News (Australian
Broadcasting Corporation)
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I reckon he must be related to the chickens they use at KFC

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From: Wally

Shag Dancing Winners
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Polly the Polygamist
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Opened after 100 Years
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Squatting on the Squatter
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Dwarf Car Museum
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Red Hot Orchestra
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Honda Hands (2013 Ad of the Year)
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Winnebagos Flying Motorhome
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Why are some people Left-Handed?
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From: Wally
Australian Bush Poetry

We are blessed in Australia to have such an abundant wealth of talented
story tellers. Here is a classic example:

A Poem about Tomatoes

I know a young Christian/Muslim/Jew/Bhuddist/Atheist (pick one) whose name is Jim,
I really love throwing tomatoes at him,
Tomatoes are soft, and don't hurt the skin,
But these f*ckers do, because they're still in the tin.

The warmth and heart wrenching simplicity of Australian bush poetry can
bring a tear to your eye.

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From: Anatinus
Good Book or Instruction manual [XXX]
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Its either a bloody good book.
Or she's reading the instruction manual.

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From: Clooney's Twin
Who needs Viagra?
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From: Duke of Barsinov
Dogs Welcome
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Love this!

Every human should get a chance to read this!!
"Dogs Welcome"

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit
on his vacation.
He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is
well-groomed and very well behaved.

Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote:

SIR: "I've been operating this hotel for many years.
In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels,
bed clothes, silverware or steal pictures off the walls or use them as a
coloring book.

I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk
and disorderly.
And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill.
Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.
And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."

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From: Sack
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The ship's forecastle was removed and positioned on a great piece of
waterfront property, with its bow extending out over Lake Erie for a
water-going effect, and then used by its owner as a vacation home.From th
e time it was built in 1924, the boat was also used to transport coal
and iron ore across the Great Lakes. After being decommissioned in 1981 it
was left to rust for four years before the front part of the ship was
removed
and perched on top of the 18-foot cliff shown below to serve as a
really lovely home.The Benson Ford  was originally a cargo ship for the
Ford motor company but has been converted into a vacation home perched solidly
above

Lake Erie. Looking across the bow, which hangs 18 feet above the lake, 
it gives one the feeling that the boat is sailing.

The ship still contains the beautiful wood-paneled state rooms, dining ro
om and lounge designed by Henry Ford.

The boat was used by Ford himself to travel across the Great Lakes and
Thomas Edison was a guest on this beautiful boat. The four-deck, 7000-squ
are foot 'getaway home' is made out of the ship's forecastle and
includes the walnut paneled state rooms, dining room, galley and passenger lounge
designed by Henry Ford for his own personal use while on board.The
ship-house was originally owned by Frank J. Sullivan but after trying and
failing to turn it into a hotel in 1992, Sullivan eventually auctioned the 
building to father and son Jerry and Bryan Kaspar, who still enjoy
relaxing there while taking time off from work.  It has now been modernized
with a garage, a game room, a bar, a state-of-the-art kitchen and four
bathrooms.The 90-year-old cargo ship is beautiful as she sits there looki
ng out over her former waterways.

Don't look down -- visitors may need a head for heights if they take a tour 
out onto the bow of the boat, and see the water way down below.

The four-story, 7,000 sq ft home has maintained the historic and beautiful 
interior, which has been updated with modern technology.

Bryan Kaspar said, 'Everyone who sees our home from the outside, is
intrigued to look inside and I think that everyone who sees this beauty is 
amazed at the gorgeous woodwork throughout our beautiful ship home.

This impressive getaway is large, as it includes five bedrooms, four
bathrooms, a captain's office and living room with panoramic views out
across Lake Erie ..

'I love the deck on the fourth floor.  It's a great place to enjoy a
c*cktail overlooking the lake and the nearby cliffs and to watch the suns
ets is amazing from there.'  Videographer Nick James, who conducts tours
of the home, said, 'The most incredible part is standing at the helm with
the way the boat hangs over the cliff.  It actually feels like you are out on
the open water.'  I love the history that remains all around the Benson
Ford.

In the parlor, you can just imagine Thomas Edison and Henry Ford sitting
there puffing on their cigars.' When you're there, it feels as though you
are stepping back in time, and that those two famed gentlemen could
appear at any moment.'  An incredible beauty of a long-ago ship, still
available for water lovers to see.

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From: Wally
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From: Wally
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Charting Culture
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Cool Charlie
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Paris  New York Timelapse
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Graphene (The Find of the 21st Century)
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From: Wally
Math's Question?
Heres one for You Maths Specialists!
How do you Divide $750,843.57, into two equal parts?
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From: Wally
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Space Pirate Watch (Only released yesterday)
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I Told You Not To Do That (Magic Trick)
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Quadrofoil
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Zlatan Ibrahimovi=C4?  (Top 10 Goals  He is Good)
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Dog Magician
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Nik Wallenda (Conquers the Wire)
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Transparent Car
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Temper, Temper
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From: Wally
Jumbo Hostel
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From: Wally
The Happiness Machine (new generation social media based advetisement)
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