Friday humour - October 03, 2014

[from Steve @ Bluehaze]

A very, very dangerous set of legislation was passed in Australia this week
under the guise of National Security. It aims to literally silence
"reckless" journalists who publish sensitive information relating to our
"security services", whether they knew they were doing it or not. Any trial
of this type can of course also not be reported on, at all. In effect it
causes all journalists to see themselves at risk of incarceration without
appeal for reporting anything anywhere near that.

Hermann Goering was right when he said "Of course the people don't want
war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the
policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether
it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist
dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the
bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they
are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and
exposing the country to greater danger."
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This weeks useful assemblage appears courtesy of Arfermo, Duke of Barsinov,
Mitta, Seasoldier, The Great Gussius, Wally, Whizzbang, and at least one
unknown person or machine. Enjoy!

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Photos of rare and special weapons
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Hairy Leggings Trend Highlights Society's Prejudice Towards Female Body
Hair
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Now this is entertainment!

Ravenstoke Alaska - A community comes together. Desperate times call for
desperate measures by the men in Ravenstoke, Alaska; if you are to enjoy
the rugged outdoors like a man should. See a community come together like
this to help each other get through the difficult times. Brings a tear to
your eye.
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Ghostbusters... starring Jacqui Lambie!
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4 friends meet 30 years after school....

One goes to take food while the other 3 start to talk about how successful
their sons became.

No. 1 says his son studied ​ economics, became a banker and is so
rich he gave his best friend a Ferrari.

No. 2 said his son became a pilot, started his own airline, became so rich
he gave his best friend a jet.

No. 3 said his son became an engineer, started his own development company,
became so rich he build his best friend a castle.

No 4. came back with a plate full of food and asked what the buzz is about.

They told him they were talking about how successful their sons became and
asked him about his son.

He said his son is gay and he works in a Gay Bar.

The other 3 said he must be very disappointed with his son for not becoming
successful.

"Oh no !! " said the father, "He is doing good."
"Last week on his birthday he got a Ferrari, a jet and a castle from 3 of
his boyfriends..." .

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Its great to have a government listening to the voters at last. But the
listeners are ASIO and the NSA.

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Why can't I get a Job?
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KLM's Sherlock
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Are 25,000 hairy paedophiles hiding in your house?
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Miniature Man

Tokyo based artist Satoshi Araki creates miniature dioramas of chaotic
cityscapes, that are the result of urban decay or warfare, with amazing
detail. Araki's work is based on images he found on the Internet,
explaining how he uses Google image search to look for images from the Iraq
war and Iraq ruins. Araki uses Styrofoam board which he cuts, paints and
glues them together to create the scene, and populates them with plastic
models of cars and scooters.
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Luckiest Cyclist in Russia
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1 Mongoose vs 4 Lions
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CIA Museum
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Russian has Strong Legs
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Young Weather Forecasters
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How Will You Die?
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Who Designed These?
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Australia 100 years Ago
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Starship Comparison Chart
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Excited
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Knock Knock
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"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day, to her long-suffering
husband.
"Buy me a surprise for my birthday. Something that can accelerate from 0 to
180 in under 4 seconds, and I'd prefer a blue one," she hinted.
Happy and excited she was counting down the days to her birthday...
Finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen
for her.
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He's dead now, but he died a legend.

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India  goes up against Coca Cola and Pepsi

India's Hindu nationalist movement recently said it is in the final stages
of developing a new soft drink, made from cow urine. Department head Om
Prakash said the drink - called "gau jal" or "cow water" - was undergoing
lab tests, and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this
year". "Don't worry, it won't smell like urine, and will be tasty as well,"
he said. "It will be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks, and
would be devoid of any toxins." He insisted, however, that it would be able
to compete with the likes of Coca Cola, and Pepsi.
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What could go wrong?
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      Ah-the-eah the-eah That's All (for this week) Folks!


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