Friday humour - September 19, 2014

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When It Comes to Gardens, The Japanese Have a Way.
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Beautiful!

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Sneezy The Penn State Squirrel
How cute is that!
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From: Nottingham Smithie
1944 vs 2014

Left click and hold on each photo, and then drag your mouse gently from
left to right on the original photograph and it will be become a photo of the
exact same location and view today - drag it back to the left and you are back in 1944!
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From: Nottingham Smithie
pumpkin the sheltie
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Pumpkin, the Shetland Sheepdog, was an "only child" in the family for seven years.  
So, when mom brought home her new baby boy, Pumpkin was
overjoyed to have a new human brother.  Shelties are known for being very loving,
gentle family dogs, and this dog is no exception. Shelties tend to have a
strong herding instinct, which can lead to them naturally "herding"
children to keep them in a safe area. Pumpkin had been making the baby
burst out in giggles for more than five minutes before mom grabbed the
camera.  The baby has since grown into a healthy, happy three-year-old, and Pumpkin is now
more than 10 years old.  They continue to have a very special bond with one another.

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From: Sack
UPSETTING NEWS RECEIVED

On average, an Australian man will have s*x two to three times a week,
whereas a Japanese will have s*x only one or two times a year.
This is upsetting news to me, as I had no idea I was Japanese.

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From: Sack
EXTREME Redneck Screening

You're An EXTREME Redneck When...

1 You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2 The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3 You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4 You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5 You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6 Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'
7 You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8 Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9 Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines.'
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk

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From: Sack

Kick ar*e Harley Rat Bike - this is good!!
Never under estimate a shaggy old man on a rat Harley...even in Holland !
Note that old Hog is a KICK STARTER. Couldn't resist sending this to my 
motorcycle friends - no matter what brand you ride..
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From: Sack
ABSOLUTELY TRUE OF THE NEW GENERATION!!

Daughter:  "Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.  I am in Australia 
and he lives in the UK . We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had 
long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had two months of 
relationship through Viber.  Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes."
Father: "Wow!  Really!!  Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your 
kids on Amazon and pay through Paypal.  And if you are fed up with your husband....
sell him on Ebay".

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From: Anonymous3

I want breakfast now!!
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From: Arfermo
pub signs In Scotland!
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From: Duke of Barsinov
For you'll tech guys just FYI Hitler's Stealth Bomber
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From: Sack
Ozzi ..........
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Ozzi Shots:
The Julie Fletcher touch

An inspiring story of a woman who quit her toxic relationship and city life to move to remote town with just one pub.... and she now takes some
of the most magical photographs of Australia you'll ever see. Shes done what
many people can only dream of, ditching her mundane office job to travel long-term around Australia with just a camera for company. Julie Fletcher left Sydney and city life behind 12-years ago and hasnt looked back
since, even after getting stranded in the South Australia outback 20km
from civilisation.And now the photographer has thousands of stunning and
unique photos of the country=E2?Ts most remote and unfrequented landscapes to
show for it

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From: Sack
Poppies at Tower of London
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From: Sack
Python meets crocodile in Darwin last week
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From: Sack
Art and surrealism
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From: Sack
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
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I didn't know that.
There has got to be at least one thing in this list that you did not know.......
You are right .. I didn't know that .....

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From: Sack
Buggered if I know how...
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From: Wally
Links & Photos
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Visit Tasmania
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Tidal Causeway
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Science of Beer
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Volcano Erupts in Papua New Guinea
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Special Photos
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15 month old Crowd Controller
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Anyone Going to China?
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The Painted Houses of The Ndebeles
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Pool Bowling
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Worlds Longest Usable Golf Club
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From: Wally
Woodpile Art
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From: Wally
Links & Photos
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Thunderstorms
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From: Wally
Did You Know?
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In 2011, 32% of all divorce filings in the USA, contained the word Facebook By 
June 2014, that had doubled to 65%.

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From: Wally
Train of Death
Front car had a large engine and brakes, the centre car has no engine, but has 
steering and brakes, the last car has brakes and steering, and no engine. 
All chained together in line.
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From: Wally
The Dead are Moving
Even after Hamas managed to goad Israel into a military response, by raining down 
thousands of rockets on the civilian population, the IDF still
didnt kill enough Palestinians, to provide the media with a suitable photo
op. So Hamas had to improvise. Hamas displays victims of Israeli aggression in white 
burial shrouds. If you look closely, you can see some of the bodies make themselves 
more comfortable, while they think the camera is not on them.
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From: Wally
Why Teachers Drink
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From: Wally
Collection of Old Photos.
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A mom and her son watch the mushroom cloud after
an atomic test 75 miles away, Las Vegas , 1953.

Illegal alcohol being poured out during Prohibition, Detroit 1929.

The Ford Theater, where Abraham Lincoln was assassinated.

Children eating their Christmas dinner during the
Great Depression: turnips and cabbage.

Annette Kellerman promoted women's right to wear a fitted one-piece
bathing suit, 1907.  She was arrested for indecency.

Apollo I crew members rehearsing their water landing in 1966.

President Richard Nixon trying to use chopsticks while visiting China in 1972.

Construction of the Manhattan Bridge, 1908.

Construction of the Berlin wall, 1961.

Hitler's officers and cadets celebrating Christmas, 1941.

Abraham Lincoln's hear*e, 1865.

Frozen Niagara Falls , 1911.

Last prisoners of Alcatraz leaving, 1963.

A penniless mother hides her face in shame after
putting her children up for sale, Chicago , 1948.

Recovering bodies after the Titanic disaster, April 1912.

A most beautiful suicide - 23 year old Evelyn McHale leapt to her
death from an observation deck (83rd floor) of the Empire State
Building , May 1, 1947. She landed on a United Nations limousine.

Melted and damaged mannequins after a fire at
Madam Tussaud's Wax Museum in London, 1930.

New York City fire station, ca. 1912.

Operation Babylift: Vietnamese babies, fathered by US soldiers, transported by airplanes to America in 1975.

Santa Claus in New York, ca. 1900.

5:00 P.M., September 3rd, 1967 Sweden changed from driving on the
left side to driving on the right.  -  This was the result.

Unpacking the Head of the Statue of Liberty.  Delivered June 17, 1885.

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From: Wally
There's always Art [XXX]
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When it's no longer good for anything else...
There is always Art
THERE CERTAINLY ARE SOME CLEVER D*CKS, IN THIS WORLD!!!

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From: Wally
Cliff House
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Cliff House is a design concept for a five-story home, that hangs off the face of a cliff. 
Entry to the modular structure is through the top floor garage, and the house is anchored 
to the cliff by steel pins. The Cliff House concept was designed by Modscape, an 
Australian company that specializes in prefabricated structures.

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From: Wally
Mutant Giant Spider Dog
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From: Wally
12 X Hong Kong Photos
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From: Wally
In My Seat

September 10, 2001 - First Officer Steve Scheibner packed his suitcase, and waited 
for the phone call finalizing his assignment to fly American Airlines Flight 11, 
from Boston to Los Angeles. The call never came. In My Seat recounts the events 
leading up to Flight 11, and the subsequent death of Tom McGuinness, in the seat 
that should have been filled by Steve Scheibner.
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From: Wally
Miss Benz
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Business Man in 1st Class, to a S*xy Gorgeous Air Hostess:
Business Man: What is your name?
Hostess: Angela Benz, Sir!
Business Man: Lovely name, any relation to Mercedes Benz?
Hostess: Yes Sir, very close.
Business Man: How close?
Hostess: Same price!

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