Friday humour - July 25, 2014
Whales.
The only surviving wooden whaling ship on Stellwagen.
Whaler Charles W. Morgan Sails with Whales off Stellwagen Bank.
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Statues around the world.
Wild Horses, Colinas Texas By Robert Glen
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Pedestrian Poland
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Fish Portland Oregon :
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Singapore
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Budapest In memory of the Jewish people who were asked to take their shoes
off by the Danube before they were killed.
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Philadelphia
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Dark Soul Lithuania
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Passenger, Mar*eille France
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Mandella South Africa
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Police falling, Brussels, Belgium
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Cows Dallas Texas
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Spider, London
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Taiwan
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A Drowning Building, Melbourne Australia
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Igwana Park Amsterdam
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Bratislava
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Eminsko A Romanian Poet
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Turkey Eceabat
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Hanging Man Prague
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Grangemouth
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Pigs in the Market Adelaide Australia
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Unknown Man Iceland
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Shark Oxford, England
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Blue Heron stalks gopher
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From: Burnout
A Testimony to True Mateship
A man brings his best mate home for dinner unannounced at 5.30 p.m. after
work.
His wife screams at him as his friend listens in,
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess,
the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas, and I can't be bothered
with cooking tonight!
What the hell did you bring him home for?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married."
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From: Nottingham Smithie
no way could I keep a straight face either
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From: Nottingham Smithie
Carrot Clarinet This will keep you paying attention during it's entirety.
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From: Nottingham Smithie
The French Courts
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This has to be the stupidest court ruling I've ever heard of. The judge
must be a real idiot. In the first place, how can someone publishing on
online article be held responsible for what a search engine owned, operated,
and designed by other people does or doesn't do? We don't have any control
over that. The fact that this lady's article appeared 4th in the Google
search results must be because there aren't any other items out there
about the restaurant. The ruling displays basic ignorance of how search
engines work. There isn't anything about the Title of the article apart from
the name of the restaurant that would attract a search engine's attention.
Search engines don't work that way.
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From: Seasoldier
A Dilemma
After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at 'Hooter's' to see
some friends and have some hot Wings and drinks.
After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I
would like to be stuck in an elevator with.
I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators."
I'm old, tired, and pee a lot.
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From: Wally
Married
A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and came upon a
young boy who was masturbating. "My son, you shouldn't be doing that," said
the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married."
The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said, "Yes, Father."
About 10 years later, the priest was in his study when a young man in his
early twenties came in. "Yes, my son?" said the priest.
"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me
masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then."
"And what was that, my son?"
"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving
it for when I get married," said the young man.
"That sounds like something I probably would have said," said the priest.
"Did you take my advice?"
"Yes I did, Father, but there's only one problem."
"What's that, my son?"
"Well, I have a 4-gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup truck.
Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?"
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From: Whizzbang
WTF
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From: Whizzbang
S*xy Window Cleaner At The Hair Salon (video)
You could show this one in Church!
A very funny commercial by shampoo.ch, a Swiss website for hair care and
beauty products.
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From: Whizzbang
This Sail Plane is...
a.. Foot Launchable
b.. Ground Launchable
c.. Ground towable
d.. Air towable and...
e.. Foot Landable!
The engineering is just awesome.
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humour
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From: Sack
Woody Anybody..?
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I cant begin to guess how much money he has invested in all of these or what
they will sell for.Wow! Now this is something to see! Nick Phillips owns
all of them. They are to be sold at a special auction in August at Pebble
Beach. Nick is selling out to focus more on his ranches and horses. He is a
BMW dealer in Los Angeles and has been actively working on his collection
for nearly 12 years. Can you imagine the $$$ value of these old dears.
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From: Sack
My Road Rage Is Gone . . .
I no longer have problems with road rage. You may not have known I had
issues with road rage.
However, since I picked up my new bike, people no longer seem to annoy me
anymore.
Maybe I have mellowed but I swear that they are driving much better.
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From: Sack
Ring
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From: Seasoldier
Love a Windy Day...
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Is that a Starbucks coffee?
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From: Wally
North Korea beats Brazil 2-0
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From: Wally
Only in Virginia
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Front Royal police responded to an early morning alarm at the Warren County
Community Centre, Virginia, and found a large hole in the rear of the
building. The officers found a 2011 Chevrolet Cruze inside the building, and
the driver nearby, sitting on a chair, reading a book.Officers identified
the driver as Mario Yaxcal-Pec, 28, and charged him with reckless driving,
and driving on a suspended license.The report indicates that Mario
Yaxcal-Pec told officers "he was brought here to fight The War of the Worlds,
and said that God drove him to this location."
The driver passed several field sobriety tests conducted by the officers,
and they took him to Warren Memorial Hospital, for an assessment, following
comments he made to officers at the scene.
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From: Wally
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When I Look in the Mirror
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Its a Plastic World
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OB-GYN Answering Machine
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Feathers
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From: Wally
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Migrations
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Andre Rieu Youll Never Walk Alone
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Beer Bottles
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Ministry of Silly Walks
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Germany Wins World Cup
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35 Baby Elephants
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