Friday humour - June 13, 2014

[from Steve @ Bluehaze]

<< insert your own political despair and invective here, I'm spent >>

This week's assemblage arrives via Burnout, Cartographer Chris, Digi Steve,
KRP, Nottingham Smithie, Sack, Seasoldier, Wally, and Whizzbang. Enjoy!

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Mildly hilarious
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Tony begs to differ ...
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The headline says it all really;
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Sometime I Just Feel Like Giving Up Music Altogether
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NEVER have a tattoo [Warning - this is *seriously* gross - Ed] 
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How Old Guys Pick Up Chicks.

I'm getting on in years and probably not the best looking guy anymore. 
Some would even say I'm a little frayed around the edges.

But, I have a nice car, a little money, and I spend most of my time
casually travelling from place to place and enjoying life.

I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening.  There was an
instant spark between us.

All of a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped
to her knees and lay on the grass at my feet..

As we lay there making love, I thought ...

"Wow, these Taser Guns are really worth the money!!"

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Watch to the end ...
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They were charged with Public Mischief and having open beer in a vehicle,
Peterborough cops have no sense of humour.
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Hopefully, this guy will run for office. He is laid back, looks
intelligent, and appears to have what most current politicians lack.
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Good economic news from Canada
The Royal Canadian Mint has just announced they are going to remove the
polar bear from the 'Toonie' (two dollars) in view of its demise soon due
to global warming.
In the height of political correctness, they will replace it with two gay
deer.
Instead of calling it a "Toonie," it will now be called "two f*cking bucks"
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Up and Over.

A jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's
trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with
this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, "UP
AND OVER!" really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that, you'll
be fine."

The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The
race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the
trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the
centre of the jump.

They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat
embarrassed, whispers "UP AND OVER" in the horse's ear. The same thing
happens - the horse crashes straight through the centre of the jump.

At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, "It's no good, I'll have to do it,"
and yells, "UP AND OVER" really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over
the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due
to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.

The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey
replies, "Nothing is wrong with me - it's this bloody horse. What is he -
deaf or something?"

The trainer replies, "Deaf?? DEAF?? You Idiot, he's not deaf - he's BLIND!"

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Trouble Ahead
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Baby Rhinos
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32 World Cup Trick shots
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Fishing
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Shopping with the Wife
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Giraffe Diving Team
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New Sugar
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A laugh
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      Ah-the-eah the-eah That's All (for this week) Folks!


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