Friday humour - May 16, 2014

[from Steve @ Bluehaze ]

I was going to say something clever about politicians and budgets this
week, but nothing I said could do justice to the bald faced insanity that
has occurred. Any vestige of believability or perception of even the
slightest honesty that politicians might have had has now vanished out the
window. In Australia now, the word "politician" means guaranteed lies,
deceit, self service, and money grubbing ideology. Bring on the revolution
...

Hopefully the collection below will lighten an otherwise miserable week.

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George Carlin - Saving the Planet 
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Hmmm...

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Dean Martin Parody
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This is how to get a good milk yield 
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And I thought that I was pretty good in just doing "around just doing
"around-the-world" with a yo-yo when I was a kid.
How good were you at playing with the YoYo?
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Automotive poetry

A daughter asked her dad, "Dad, there is something that my new boyfriend
said to me, that I didn't understand --
He said that I have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags and a fantastic
bumper."

Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls
out his dipstick to check the oil,
I will give him such a servicing that -- his motor will cease functioning
and his ball bearings will fall off!!"

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Yoga
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I'm off to SpecSavers for my appointment. By the way you haven't shaved
very well and your tie is crooked!

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Golfer Falls Down ...

A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell.
The party waiting behind her was a group from Canberra that included Tony
Abbot.
Abbot quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.
She thanked him and started to leave, when he said,"I'm Tony Abbot and I
hope you'll vote for me in the next Federal Election."
She laughed and said, "I fell on my ar*e, not my head!"

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Random thoughts
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Every Chevrolet Convertible since 1912
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Wow !  What do you suppose this collection is worth?
This collection belongs to Dennis Albaugh in Ankeny , Iowa , just north of
Des Moines ...

The personal and private collection consists of 110+ Chevrolet
convertibles...
All years from 1912 to 1975 and Corvette convertibles from 1953 to 1975.

That is a Chevy convertible from every year of manufacture EXCEPT 1939...
The reason? - Chevy didn't make a convertible in '39 -- and ended its
convertible line in '75!

His 'boy toys' include his own 18 hole golf course, copied somewhat after
Augusta National.
He is what you call a REAL Chevy guy, but his passion seems to be
convertibles !

This billionaire made his fortune selling farm chemicals !

This is enough to make a grown man CRY!!!!
What a collection ... gorgeous!!!  Enjoy the trip down Memory Lane.

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Centrelink....
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Something to look forward to?

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Canada Post - how times change
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Canada Post - our word is our bond...
1980 - "In Business to Serve" 1990 - "From Anyone to Anywhere" 2000 -
"Canada Post Delivers" 2014 - "Come get your F%@##ing Mail"

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I need your advice - as an expert ...
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Does my lawn need to be cut or can it wait a bit?

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Teacher keeps Class interested in Physics
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Honda Illusions
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Caves
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Fall of the Day
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Back Flip, with one Twist, and Two Feet (How did she not break her back or
neck ...)

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Signs
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Big
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20 Years of Space Photos
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7th May 1945
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This week, 69 years ago, Nazi Germany surrendered to the Allied forces (7th
May 1945). This was the European end to the largest war ever fought in
history, including up until today. So many lives lost in this awful war. It
was during this week that Hitler was found dead, having taken the coward's
way out. These are the historic photos of those that braved into the
bunker, of the most terrible man in history.

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      Ah-the-eah the-eah That's All (for this week) Folks!


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