Friday humour - May 02, 2014


Saudi's changing wheels while driving
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Check out How Duke Engines increase the efficiency of the internal
combustion engine
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Beautiful -  Black and white ..... colors

Wow! Stunning!

This is really beautiful.  Watch to the end.  Click on the blue
BLACK AND WHITE ........ COLORS
Let go of your mouse...  Just click on the word color below, turn on the
sound, and sit back, relax and enjoy a multitude of pictures, first in bl
ack and white, then change into color. Phenomenal photography!

This is a must watch. What a colorful world we live in which we take for
granted every day.

Black and white is dramatic, but color... wow!
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From: Burnout
Men.... Do you know the answer?
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From: Burnout
Airport Security

Now I understand, and am in awe, the Scots are so romantic.
They have that unattainable touch that us mere mortals cannot hope to reach
for.

They bring a tear to the eyes of men who are limited by the mere
behavioural trait of lesser human conditioning.

The Scots, surely the last of the romantics!
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From: Burnout
Saudi Drift.....
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From: Burnout
James Galea Click here

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From: KRP
Stupidity
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The astonishing thing is that he put this on YouTube for the world to see
his stupidity!

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From: Sack

A Texan, a Canadian, and a guy from Michigan are out riding horses. The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a shot, then anothe
r, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and
shoots t
he bottle in mid air. The Canadian looks at him and says, "What are you
doin
g?! That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!" The Texan says, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap."
A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Canadian pulls out a bottle
 of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out
his 
gun and shoots it. The guy from Michigan can't believe this and says,
"What d
id you do that for? That was an expensive bottle of Champagne!"
The Canadian says "In Canada there's plenty of Champagne and bottles are cheap."
So a while later the guy from Michigan pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then
puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around and
shoots the Canadian.
The Texan, shocked, says, "Why did you do that?"
The guy from Michigan says, "Well, in Michigan, we have plenty of Canadians, but bottles are worth a dime."

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From: Sack
David Beckham

David Beckham gets into a London taxi and he sees the driver looking at him in the rear-view mirror. After about 5 minutes the driver says "OK
give me a clue".
Beckham says "I had a glittering career at Manchester United, played in the USA and got over 100 caps for England. Is that enough?".
The driver says: "No you thick clod, where do you want to go?"

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From: Wally
Dear Abby

DEAR ABBY: My boyfriend is going to be 20 next month. I'd like to give him something nice for his birthday. What do you think he'd like? CAROL
DEAR CAROL: Never mind what he'd like. Give him a tie.
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DEAR ABBY: Are birth control pills deductible? KAY

DEAR KAY: Only if they don't work.
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DEAR ABBY: Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a 10-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early? WONDERING

DEAR WONDERING: The baby was on time, the wedding was late.
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DEAR ABBY: Is it possible for a man to be in love with two women at the same time? JAKE

DEAR JAKE: Yes, and also hazardous.
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DEAR ABBY: I know boys will be boys, but my 'boy' is 73 and he's still chasing women. Any suggestions? ANNIE

DEAR ANNIE: Don't worry. My dog has been chasing cars for years, but if he ever caught one, he wouldn't know what to do with it.
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DEAR ABBY: I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions? SAM IN CAL.

DEAR SAM: Yes. Run for public office.
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DEAR ABBY: I am 44 years old and I would like to meet a man my age with no bad habits. ROSE

DEAR ROSE: So would I.
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DEAR ABBY: What's the difference between a wife and a mistress? BESS

DEAR BESS: Night and Day.

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From: Whizzbang

Did you know that you have the right to speak to an Australian  person when
you call a company for a service or whatever.
I've done this when I simply couldn't understand the person talking to me=2E

But I never realised that this is a proactive way of bringing jobs back to
Australia.Do the following when you phone any customer service operation that is based in a foreign country.I have done
this twice and it works!

Any time you call a company about a problem with a credit card,
bank account, computer, product, etc  and you are answered by a person in a
call centre abroad, eg.. in India,  try this:

As soon as you realise that the customer service person is not in Australia
(you can always ask if you are not sure about the accent), please very
politely (very politely - this is not about trashing other cultures) say,
"I'd like to speak to a customer service person in
Australia."

The rep might suggest talking to his/her manager, but, again, politely say,
"Thank you, but I'd like to speak to a customer service person in Australia
.."

YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY
CONNECTED to a rep in Australia..  It only takes a few seconds to have your
call re-directed to Australia

Tonight when I got redirected to an Australian rep,
I asked again to make sure - and yes, she was in Perth

Imagine if tomorrow, every
Australian citizen requests an Australian  rep, how that would impact the
number of  extra Australian jobs needed.
Imagine what would happen if every
Australian citizen insisted on talking to only
Australian phone reps from this day on.

Remember - the goal is to restore jobs back here at home - not to be abrupt
or rude to a foreigner.

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Bacon
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Rednecks galore
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Whales Give Dolphins a Lift
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In recent years years, bottle-nose dolphins were doc*mented riding humpback whales in Hawaiian waters. The dolphins actually slide down the backs of
the whales into the water like a makeshift "slip and slide". Scientists
believe it is just a game between the two species, because neither of them
displays aggressive or distressed behavior toward the other. It seems to be
play-time that they both genuinely enjoy. When the dolphins are riding on the
whales' backs, the whales will sometimes go up to the surface and lift the
dolphins into the air. The interactions are rare or at least, very difficult to
capture on camera.
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From: KRP
Darwin Award Nomination
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From: Nottingham Smithie
Global warming
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                      What happens when we cut too many trees

                      Global warming is one thing, but see below and look at what

                      might happen if we continue to clear our forests!
                      We have to stop cutting down trees! This is getting serious

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From: Sack
The Paint Cost $383.00
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Wondering what to do with your extra time and your penny collection?  Here's a great idea!
The $383.00 Paint Job
And it won't scratch.

49 Cadillac,Completely Covered With 38,295 Pennies! Pennies Were Adhered One By One Using Silicone,
They Added Over 200 Pounds To The Weight, The Entire Project Took 6 weeks,Pennies are American and include 1817 ''Big Cent'', Two Error Pennies
And Four 1943 Steel Pennies

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From: Sack
Don't worry darling, our kid is playing on the carpet
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From: Sack
Wal-Mart Parking Lot. : )
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Wal-Mart Parking Lot.
These are likely Tennessee pixs, the 1st one with the orange car is for sure ......
High class for sure...
Not all the entertainment is in the aisles of Wal-Mart.
There is some really strange stuff in the parking lot, too!

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From: Seasoldier
Joke: google shirt
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From: Seasoldier
Google Calendar for 2014
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From: The Great Gussius
Stick figure families I'd like to see
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From: Wally
Beautiful Subway Stations
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When we think about subway station, we usually think of dark, dirty places, made of old concrete and old metal.
But they don't have to be, some subway stations have been created not only to be functional but even beautiful in the visitor's eyes.
Lets hope that in the future, all subway stations will be so well thought out!
Here are some of the most beautiful subway stations that defy the common conception of what is a subway station.

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From: Wally
4000 Years of World History in 1 Photo
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From: Wally
Special Train
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=46rom the centre city of Paris to Versailles, located about 20 km south-west of the capital, this train allows its passengers to get into the
atmosphere, even before reaching the palace.The Versailles palace used to serve
as the centre of political power in France, and served as the home of French
kings in the 17th and 18th centuries, until the French revolution broke.
The inside of the train cars recreates 7 different areas of the
palace, including a mirror maze, a gallery of the battles, the treasures
of Mary Antoinette, and the royal library.

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From: Wally
Only the Best
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Remember last week I showed you a man being led around Farringdon,
England, ON A LEASH.

Well this week, I found a riveting photo about ducks, ON A LEASH,
in Peckham, England, and to top it off,
even the Colonel gets a look in.

PS - I only send you the best ... Wally

Who knows, next week I may find you,
someone walking a dog, ON A LEASH

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Wally
Catching?
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I think this is catching.
Did all these pilots have the same instructor?

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From: Wally
Chinese Swimming Pools
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Many people around the world feel that their environments have become too crowded.
The traffic is too slow, the lines too long. But if you think that you've got it bad,
try going to a public swimming pool in China!

The unbearable heat leads to droves of people looking to get a bit cooler,
but because there aren't enough public pools to go around,
they have to share with a huge crowds of others.

And if this looks like fun, know that there are many risks you take in such a situation.
Not only is the risk of drowning high, but this amount of people all swimming in the same body of water leads to very poor sanitary conditions,
that in turn may lead to poisoning.

Research published by China's Ministry of health last year found that out of 5,639 public swimming pools tested,
10% were found to have a significant over population of the H. Pylori bacteria, found in feces and urine.
The report goes on to say that in some cases the level of H. Pylori in the water was up to 92.3%,
and that the E coli level was over 96% in others. The repercussions of such a high level of contaminates can have fatal results. In 2008 one man
died and 3,159 swimmers were poisoned, swallowing water from a giant
pool,
in which there were 50,000 people at the time, in Beijing.

In recent years, the Chinese municipalities has been allocating more and more budgets to increase the number of public pools in China, but until
these are constructed,
the Chinese have no choice but to share water space and hope they neither get poisoned nor drown.

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From: Wally
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Can You Last for 1,000 seconds?
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Shirley & Jenny
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Britain=E2?Ts Got Talent (Darcy Oake)
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No More Cruising
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Ships in Trouble
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Dont Drive in Ethiopia
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From: Wally
4 X Links & 13 X Photos
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Nissans Self-Cleaning Car
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Jesus in Pancake
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F9R First Test Flight
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Catching Kirby
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From: Wally
Fascinating Photos
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From: Wally
What's Your Food Day?
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Im glad I like peaches ... Wally

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From: Wally
$50 to Hug a Predator
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Zoo Lujan in Argentina is the only zoo that allows visitors to approach the most dangerous predators in the world.
There are lions, tigers, cheetahs, bears and others predators.
Cages are accessible to everyone who paid $50 and signed the paper saying that if you are eaten,
the Zoo is not responsible. Even so, there is no lack in volunteers clamouring to walk into the cages.
Visiting times are, luckily, scheduled after the beasts very large and filling lunch.
So far nobody has been on the animals menu, and everyone has walked out unscathed from the cages, after their experience.

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