Friday humour - March 07, 2014

From: Duke of Barsinov

(true story)

Here is an amazing story from a flight attendant on Delta Flight 15, writ=
ten=20 following 9-11:

On the morning of Tuesday, September 11, we were about 5 hours out of=20
Frankfurt, flying over the North Atlantic .

All of a sudden the curtains parted and I was told to go to the c*ckpit,=20
immediately, to see the captain.  As soon as I got there I noticed that t=
he=20 crew had that "All Business" look on their faces.  The captain handed
me =
a=20 printed message.  It was from Delta's main office in Atlanta and
simply=20 read, "All airways over the Continental United States are closed
to=20 commercial air traffic.  Land ASAP at the nearest airport.  Advise
your=20 destination."

Gaviscon, so I did sir" says Murphy.  > > No one said a word about what t=
his=20 could mean.  We knew it was a serious situation and we needed to
find ter=
ra=20 firma quickly.  The captain determined that the nearest airport was
400=20 miles behind us in Gander , New Foundland.

He requested approval for a route change from the Canadian traffic=20
controller and approval was granted immediately -- no questions asked.
We found out later, of course, why there was no hesitation in approving o=
ur=20 request.

While the flight crew prepared the airplane for landing, another message=20
arrived from Atlanta telling us about some terrorist activity in the New=20
York area.  A few minutes later word came in about the hijackings.

We decided to LIE to the passengers while we were still in the air.  We t=
old=20 them the plane had a simple instrument problem and that we needed to
land=
 at=20 the nearest airport in Gander , New Foundland, to have it checked
out.

We promised to give more information after landing in Gander .
There was much grumbling among the passengers, but that's nothing new!
Forty minutes later, we landed in Gander .  Local time at Gander was
12:30 PM!  ....  that's 11:00 AM EST.

There were already about 20 other airplanes on the ground from all over t=
he=20 world that had taken this detour on their way to the U.S.

After we parked on the ramp, the captain made the following announcement:=
=20
"Ladies and gentlemen, you must be wondering if all these airplanes aroun=
d=20 us have the same instrument problem as we have.
The reality is that we are here for another reason." Then he went on to=20
explain the little bit we knew about the situation in the U.S.
There were loud gasps and stares of disbelief.  The captain informed=20
passengers that Ground control in Gander told us to stay put.

The Canadian Government was in charge of our situation and no one was=20
allowed to get off the aircraft.  No one on the ground was allowed to com=
e=20 near any of the air crafts.  Only airport police would come around=20
periodically, look us over and go on to the next airplane.  In the next h=
our=20 or so more planes landed and Gander ended up with 53 airplanes from
all o=
ver=20 the world, 27 of which were U.S.  commercial jets.

Meanwhile, bits of news started to come in over the aircraft radio and fo=
r=20 the first time we learned that airplanes were flown into the World
Trade=20
Center in New York and into the Pentagon in DC.  People were trying to us=
e=20 their cell phones, but were unable to connect due to a different cell
sys=
tem=20 in Canada .  Some did get through, but were only able to get to the
Canad=
ian=20 operator who would tell them that the lines to the U.S.  were either
bloc=
ked=20 or jammed.

Sometime in the evening the news filtered to us that the World Trade Cent=
er=20 buildings had collapsed and that a fourth hijacking had resulted in a
cra=
sh.=20
By now the passengers were emotionally and physically exhausted, not to=20
mention frightened, but everyone stayed amazingly calm.  We had only to l=
ook=20 out the window at the 52 other stranded aircraft to realize that we
were =
not=20 the only ones in this predicament.

We had been told earlier that they would be allowing people off the plane=
s=20 one plane at a time.  At 6 PM, Gander airport told us that our turn
to=20 deplane would be 11 am the next morning.  Passengers were not happy,
but=20 they simply resigned themselves to this news without much noise and
start=
ed=20 to prepare themselves to spend the night on the airplane.

Gander had promised us medical attention, if needed, water, and lavatory=20
servicing.  And they were true to their word.
Fortunately we had no medical situations to worry about.  We did have a=20
young lady who was 33 weeks into her pregnancy.  We took REALLY good care=
 of=20 her.  The night passed without incident despite the uncomfortable
sleepin=
g=20 arrangements.

About 10:30 on the morning of the 12th a convoy of school buses showed up=
.=20
We got off the plane and were taken to the terminal where we went through=
=20
Immigration and Customs and then had to register with the Red Cross.

After that we (the crew) were separated from the passengers and were take=
n=20 in vans to a small hotel.  We had no idea where our passengers were
going=
.=20
We learned from the Red Cross that the town of Gander has a population of=
=20 10,400 people and they had about 10,500 passengers to take care of from
a=
ll=20 the airplanes that were forced into Gander !  We were told to just
relax =
at=20 the hotel and we would be contacted when the U.S.  airports opened
again,=
=20 but not to expect that call for a while.

We found out the total scope of the terror back home only after getting t=
o=20 our hotel and turning on the TV, 24 hours after it all started.

Meanwhile, we had lots of time on our hands and found that the people of=20
Gander were extremely friendly.  They started calling us the "plane peopl=
e."=20
We enjoyed their hospitality, explored the town of Gander and ended up=20
having a pretty good time.

Two days later, we got that call and were taken back to the Gander airpor=
t.=20
Back on the plane, we were reunited with the passengers and found out wha=
t=20 they had been doing for the past two days.  What we found out was=20
incredible.

Gander and all the surrounding communities (within MATCH about a 75
Kilometer radius) had closed all high schools, meeting halls, lodges, =
and=20 any other large gathering places.  They converted all these
facilities to=
=20 mass lodging areas for all the stranded travelers.
Some had cots set up, some had mats with sleeping bags and pillows set up=
=2E

ALL the high school students were required to volunteer their time to tak=
e=20 care of the "guests." Our 218 passengers ended up in a town called=20
Lewisporte, about 45 kilometers from Gander where they were put up in a h=
igh=20 school.  If any women wanted to be in a women-only facility, that
was=20 arranged.  Families were kept together.  All the elderly passengers
were=20 taken to private homes.

Remember that young pregnant lady?  She was put up in a private home righ=
t=20 across the street from a 24-hour Urgent Care facility.
There was a dentist on call and both male and female nurses remained with=
=20 the crowd for the duration.

Phone calls and e-mails to the U.S.  and around the world were available =
to=20 everyone once a day.  During the day, passengers were offered
"Excursion"=
=20 trips.  Some people went on boat cruises of the lakes and harbors. 
Some=20 went for hikes in the local forests.  Local bakeries stayed open to
make=20 fresh bread for the guests.

Food was prepared by all the residents and brought to the schools.  Peopl=
e=20 were driven to restaurants of their choice and offered wonderful
meals.=20
Everyone was given tokens for local laundry mats to wash their clothes,=20
since luggage was still on the aircraft.  In other words, every single ne=
ed=20 was met for those stranded travelers.

Passengers were crying while telling us these stories.  Finally, when the=
y=20 were told that U.S.  airports had reopened, they were delivered to
the=20 airport right on time and without a single passenger missing or
late.  Th=
e=20 local Red Cross had all the information about the whereabouts of each
and=
=20 every passenger and knew which plane they needed to be on and when all
th=
e=20 planes were leaving.  They coordinated everything beautifully.

It was absolutely incredible.

When passengers came on board, it was like they had been on a cruise.
Everyone knew each other by name.  They were swapping stories of their st=
ay,=20 impressing each other with who had the better time.  Our flight back
to=20
Atlanta looked like a chartered party flight.  The crew just stayed out o=
f=20 their way.  It was mind-boggling.

Passengers had totally bonded and were calling each other by their first=20
names, exchanging phone numbers, addresses, and email addresses.

And then a very unusual thing happened.

One of our passengers approached me and asked if he could make an=20
announcement over the PA system.  We never, ever allow that.  But this ti=
me=20 was different.  I said "of course" and handed him the mike.
He picked up the PA and reminded everyone about what they had just gone=20
through in the last few days.  He reminded them of the hospitality they h=
ad=20 received at the hands of total strangers.  He continued by saying
that he=
=20 would like to do something in return for the good folks of Lewisporte.

"He said he was going to set up a Trust Fund under the name of DELTA 15 (=
our=20 flight number).  The purpose of the trust fund is to provide
college=20 scholarships for the high school students of Lewisporte.
He asked for donations of any amount from his fellow travelers.
When the paper with donations got back to us with the amounts, names, pho=
ne=20 numbers and addresses, the total was for more than $14,000!

"The gentleman, a MD from Virginia , promised to match the donations and =
to=20 start the administrative work on the scholarship.  He also said that
he=20 would forward this proposal to Delta Corporate and ask them to donate
as=20 well.

As I write this account, the trust fund is at more than $1.5 million and =
has=20 assisted 134 students in college education.

"I just wanted to share this story because we need good stories right now=
.=20
It gives me a little bit of hope to know that some people in a faraway pl=
ace=20 were kind to some strangers who literally dropped in on them.

It reminds me how much good there is in the world."

"In spite of all the rotten things we see going on in today's world this=20
story confirms that there are still a lot of good people in the world and=
=20 when things get bad, they will come forward.

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From: Duke of Barsinov
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From: Duke of Barsinov

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From: Duke of Barsinov
When Luck is on your Side!

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. amazing!!

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From: Sack

Aussie Wheelie Bins


    Aussie Wheelie Bins
    In Australia, the curbside garbage carts are called "wheelie bins."
    A garbage collector is driving along a Sydney street picking up the=20
wheelie bins and emptying them into his rubbish truck.
    He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out. In the spiri=
t=20 of kindness and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets
out =
of=20 his truck, goes to the front
    door and knocks.
    There's no answer. Being a conscientious bloke, he knocks again - muc=
h=20 harder. Eventually, a Japanese man comes to the door.

    "Harro!" says the Japanese man.
    "G'day mate, where's ya' bin?" asks the collector.
    "I bin on toilet," explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.
    Realising the fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tr=
ies=20 again.
    "No mate, where's ya' dust bin?"
    "I dust been to toilet, I toll you!'' says the Japanese man, still=20
perplexed.
    "Listen," says the garbage collector. "You're misunderstanding me. I=20
mean, where's ya' wheelie bin?'"
    "OK, OK. " replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin, and whisper=
s=20 in the collector's ear.
    "I wheelie bin having s*x wiffa wife's sista!!!"

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From: Whizzbang
Astronaut's Worst Scenario


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From: Whizzbang
DEAD FLY

There once was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn, when she came up=
on=20 a large pile of fresh cow manure. Since it had been hours since  her
last=
=20 meal and she was feeling hunger pangs, she flew down to the happened=20
irresistible delicacy and began to munch out.

She ate .. and ate .. and then ... she ate some more!
Finally, she decided she'd had plenty. She washed her face with her tiny=20
front legs, belched a few times, then attempted to fly away.
But alas ...she had pigged out far too much and could not get off the=20
ground.
She looked around wondering what to do about this unpleasant situation wh=
en=20 she spotted a pitchfork leaning upright against the barn wall.
She'd found a solution! She realized that if she could just become airbor=
ne=20 she'd be able to fly again.
So, she painstakingly, climbed to the top of the handle. Once there, she=20
took a deep breath, spread her tiny fly wings, and leaped confidently into
the air. She dropped like a rock and splattered all over=
=20 the floor ...

Dead fly ...

The moral of this sad story?

Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of sh*t!

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From: Whizzbang
The Brit is Back .....and he is good !
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From: Whizzbang
Hazmat hauling in Russia

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From: Whizzbang
Magic Bank Account...


Magic Bank Account
Something to think about.....
Imagine that you had won the following **PRIZE** in a contest: Each morning
your bank would deposit $86,400 in your private account for your use.
However, this prize has rules.
The set of rules:
1.. Everything that you didn't spend during each day would be taken away
=66rom you.
2.. You may not simply transfer money into some other account.
3.. You may only spend it.
4.. Each morning upon awakening, the bank opens your account with another
$86,400 for that day.
5.. The bank can end the game without warning; at any time it can say,"Ga=
me
Over ! It can close the account and you will not receive a new one.
*What would you personally do?*
You would buy anything and everything you wanted right?
Not only for yourself, but for all people you love.
Even for people you don't know, because you couldn't possibly spend it al=
l on yourself, right?
You would try to spend every penny, and use it all, right?
*ACTUALLY This GAME is REAL!*
Shocked ?? YES!!
Each of us is already a winner of this PRIZE. We just can't seem to see i=
t.
This PRIZE is **TIME**!!
1. Each morning we awaken to receive 86,400 seconds as a gift of life.
2. And when we go to sleep at night, any remaining time is NOT credited t=
o us.
3. What we haven't lived up that day is forever lost.
4. Yesterday is forever gone.
5. Each morning the account is refilled, but the bank can dissolve your
account at any time *WITHOUT WARNING*....
SO, what will YOU do with your 86,400 seconds?
Those seconds are worth so much more than the same amount in pounds. Thin=
k about that, and always think of this: Enjoy every second of your life,
because time races by so much quicker than you think.
So take care of yourself, be happy, love deeply and enjoy life!
Here's wishing you a wonderful and beautiful day.
Start spending.... those 86,400 seconds.

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From: Anonymous3

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DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE COVERING HIS MEDICAL INSURANCE TOO.

DO YOU KNOW WHY THIS GUY SAYS HE DESERVES GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE?
ANSWER:
BECAUSE HE SAYS HE CAN'T GET A JOB

NO  SH*T...

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From: Anonymous3

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The 1960 DiDia 150 was a luxury, custom-designed iconic, handmade car als=
o=20 known as the "Dream Car" forever
Associated with its second owner, singer Bobby Darin. The car was designe=
d=20 by Andrew Di Dia, a clothing designer, who Bobby Darin had met whilst
on=20 tour in Detroit in 1957. Darin telling Di Dia at the time that he
would=20 purchase the car if he ever "hit it big".
For seven years, from 1953 to 1960 the DiDia 150 was hand-built by four=20
workers, at a cost of $93,647.29 but sold to Darin in 1961 at a cost of o=
ver=20 $150,000 (1.5 million today).
[At the time the car was listed as most expensive 'custom-made' car in th=
e=20 world by the Guinness Book of Records.]

The body was hand-formed by Ron Clark and constructed by Bob Kaiser from=20
Clark Kaiser Customs.  Its metallic red
Paint was made with 30 coats of ground diamonds for sparkle.  Built in=20
Detroit, Michigan, clothing designer Andrew 'Andy' Di Dia designed this=20
"unrestrained and unconventional" automobile. Only one example was ever=20
built.The normal V8 engine is located at the front with an engine=20
displacement of 365/427. It has a rear-wheel drive, the body and chassis =
is=20 hand-formed from 064 aluminum with a 125-inch wheelbase alloy tube
frame.=
It=20 has a glass c*ckpit in back, a squared steering wheel and
thermostaticall=
y=20 controlled air conditioning system.
 The interior is rust colored in contrast to the ruby paintwork. The desi=
gn=20 included the first backseat-mounted radio speakers and hidden
windshield=20 wipers, that started themselves when it rained. Other
features include
Retractable headlamps, rear indicators that swivel as the car turns,=20
'floating' bumpers and a trunk that was hinged from the driver's side. Ea=
ch=20 of the four bucket seats have their own thermostatically controlled
air=20 conditioning, individual cigarette lighters and ashtrays, as well as
a ra=
dio=20 speaker. The original engine, a Cadillac V8, was later replaced by a
427=20 high-performance by Ford when it was taken on the show circuit.
Darin drove his wife, Sandra Dee, in the car to the 34th Academy Awards i=
n=20 1961.When Bobby drove the car to the Academy Awards, Andrew Di Dia and
St=
eve=20
Blauner followed behind him in a limousine. The car had two fans and a=20
switch that you had to turn on. Bobby didn't realize, so it heated up. Al=
l=20 the magazines said the car caught fire but it didn't.
 Di Dia toured the car around the country, when Darin wasn't using it for=
=20 public appearances. After publicity and
Film use, Darin donated his "Dream Car" to the St Louis Museum of=20
Transportation in 1970 where it remains.
Andrew Di Dia.....car designer


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From: Anonymous3
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From: Duke of Barsinov
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From: Duke of Barsinov
They do grow on trees!!

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From: Duke of Barsinov
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e=20 unbridled imagination of those who  invented these incredible
machines.
Some interesting examples of the art of  engineering:
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From: Duke of Barsinov
You Either Like Motorcycles ...
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From: Duke of Barsinov
Once a time in NY
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Some cracking pics!!!
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From: Duke of Barsinov
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From: Nottingham Smithie
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From: Sack
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From: Seasoldier
I LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND WHAT DID I SEE? XX
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I looked out my window and what did l see???
More F*cking Snow!

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From: The Great Gussius
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From: The Great Gussius
Science!
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From: Wally
Problem Solving
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It's only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles,
that you realise that there is always a way to solve problems, without us=
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From: Wally
Only in India
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In a murder case, it's im-parrot-ive to hear from every witness -- even a=
=20 bird.
Police in Agra, India, say that a talking parrot helped them nab the man,=
=20 who killed the bird's owner.
The body of Neelam Sharma, 45, was found at her home on February 20. Her =
dog=20 had also been killed, but Hercule, Sharma's pet parrot, was still
alive.
Sharma's husband, Vijay Sharma, told police that after the murder, he=20
noticed whenever his nephew, Ashutosh, came over, Hercule would go berser=
k.
"During discussions too, whenever Ashutosh's name was mentioned, the parr=
ot=20 would start screeching. This raised my suspicion and I informed the
polic=
e,"=20
Sharma said.
Police said they investigated Ashutosh, who, police said, confessed to=20
committing the crime with an accomplice, identified as Ronny Massey.
Sharma's brother, Ajay, also said the parrot would squawk "Usne maara" (h=
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From: Wally
Only in India
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It was a wedding stunt gone horribly wrong. What would be grander entranc=
e=20 for the bride, than by a floating, blue-crystal star? One perhaps,
that=20 didn=E2?Tt involve a crane collapse, of course.
One man was killed, and four others injured, after the hydraulic crane=20
toppled on its side yesterday.
The highlight of the Ahmedabad wedding, was for the arrival of the bride =
and=20 her sister, in the decorative crystal orb, suspended at the end of a
cran=
e.
The crystal orb was dangling more several metres above the ground, when=20
tragedy struck.
Everything went as per the plan, till the platform almost reached at the=20
designated spot.
Suddenly, the crane turned one side, and both the occupants fell on the=20
ground.
Police blame muddy and uneven ground, for the accident.

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Blondie Bennett's Story
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Blondie Bennett, 38 years old, spent $42,000 dollars, to end as a horribl=
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From: Wally
Torn
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There once was a man from Cape Horn
Who wished that he'd never been born
He wouldn't have been
If his father had seen
That the end of his condom was torn.


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From: Wally
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Send a D*ck to anyone in the world. Include your own message.

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From: Wally
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From: Wally
Slow News Day
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Slow News Day at CTV News Saanich, Canada

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Lead Story - 2 Packets of Chips Stolen

CTV News Team Saanich, Vancouver Island, British Columbia
Evidence  2 packets of Zellers BBQ Chips STOLEN
Sgt Dean Jantzen can't control himself

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From: Wally
Some Things You Will Only See in Australia
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From: Wally
Only in Dallas
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Dallas police expecting to save a woman from a s*xual assault, when they=20
stormed an apartment, after a six-hour SWAT team standoff, only to find t=
he=20 apartment had been empty the whole time.Police were on the scene
respondi=
ng=20 to a Dallas apartment complex, where a bloodied and bruised woman had
cal=
led=20 911, to say she had been s*xually assaulted by a group of men.The
neighbo=
ur=20 found a phone for the woman, who told cops that she thought the
suspects,=
=20 had barricaded themselves inside the apartment.During the nearly
six-hour=
=20 standoff, Dallas police urged the empty apartment to do the right thing
a=
nd=20 surrender.
The only occupant of the apartment, was a cat.

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From: Wally
Coconut Soccer
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Indonesian ordinary boys are not interested in domestic soccer,
they want something hot. So they are playing Coconut Soccer.
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From: Wally
17 X Strange Animals
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You might think you've seen the world over, under, around and through, bu=
t=20 there will still be wonders that will make your eyes pop. Even if
you're =
a=20 dedicated animal enthusiast, you can't honestly expect to know all
the=20 non-insect animal species, that are identified on the face of the
Earth=20 today! Besides, new animal species might be discovered, by the
time you=20 finish reading this text, so there will always be some new
surprises for =
us=20 there.

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From: Wally
The Hunter & The Hunted
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From: Wally
Please Explain !!
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From: Wally
Girl Who Grew Up in the African Wild
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Girl Who Grew Up in the African Wild

The pictures are just gorgeous .... Riding a five-ton elephant, whom she=20
called my brother, chilling with a cheetah, or hugging a giant bullfrog a=
s=20 if it were a Teddy bear. The childhood of a French girl Tippi Degre
sound=
s=20 more like a newer version of Mowgli, rather than something real. A
white=20 child, she was born in Namibia to French wildlife photographer
parents, a=
nd=20 grew up in Africa . Tippi spent her whole childhood playing with
wild=20 animals including lion cubs, a mongoose, a snake, a cheetah, baby
zebra,=20 giraffes and crocodiles. The little girl saw nothing unusual
about her=20 company

raised until the age of 10 totally in the wild, said Sylvie.
See how she appears today ....... at the end of the childhood photos  As =
she=20 is today ...

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From: Wally
Only in Australia
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Australian divers got up close and personal with a grey nurse shark, that=
=20 was in desperate need of saving last week, in a "first-of-its-kind"
rescu=
e=20 caught on tape, via 7News Sydney. Somehow the young female shark was
spot=
ted=20 breathing heavily in a shark habitat off Sydney. It had managed to
get an=
=20 elastic band wrapped around her body. The band acted like a noose,
slowly=
=20 killing the shark as it pressed in on her gills. That's when a vet team
s=
wam=20 into action, wrestling the shark into a clear plastic "sock" that
could=20 bring her to the surface=E2?""the first time that we've run this
kind of=20 operation in the wild," a SeaLife worker said. Their teeth are
always on=20 display, and they are very sharp." At the surface, however, a
vet was abl=
e=20 to cut the cord, which left a nasty wound, and had probably been there
fo=
r=20 some time. After an antibiotic shot, the shark went freely on her way,
an=
d=20 should be fully healed in a month or so. "If we hadn't intervened, I
have=
 no=20 doubt it would have died, the  elastic would have kept cutting
deeper and deeper into the neck," the ve=
t=20 said.

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Whizzbang
Homeless Golfer
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From: Whizzbang
Road Check


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From: Whizzbang
HOW TO MAKE A TRUCK DISAPPEAR IN TEN SECONDS.
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From: Whizzbang
Clever Mathematics

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      A farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his 3 sons.

      When his sons opened up the Will it read:

      My eldest son should get 1/2 (half) of total horses;
      My middle son should be given 1/3rd (one-third) of the total horses=
;
      My youngest son should be given 1/9th (one-ninth) of the total hors=
es.

      As it's impossible to divide 17 into half or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, th=
e=20 three sons started to fight with each other.
      So, they decided to go to a farmer friend who they considered quite=
=20 smart, to see if he could work it out for them.

      The farmer friend read the Will patiently, after giving due thought=
,=20 he brought one of his own horses over and added it to the 17. That
increa=
sed=20 the total to 18   horses.
      Now, he divided the horses according to their father's Will.

      Half of 18 =3D 9. So he gave the eldest son 9 horses.
      1/3rd of 18 =3D 6. So he gave the middle son 6 horses.
      1/9th of 18 =3D 2. So he gave the youngest son 2 horses.

      Now add up how many horses they have:
      Eldest son....9
      Middle son...6
      Youngest son.2
      TOTAL IS...17.
      Now this leaves one horse over, so the farmer friend takes his hors=
e=20 back to his farm.
      Problem Solved!

      Moral:
      The attitude of negotiation and problem solving is to find the 18th=
=20 horse i.e. the common ground. Once a person is able to find the 18th
hors=
e=20 the issue is resolved. It is difficult at times. However, to reach
a=20 solution, the first step is to believe that there is a solution. If we
th=
ink=20 that there is no solution, we won't be able to reach any!

      That's what I call clever Mathematics.

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From: Whizzbang
Little known fact
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                   An interesting (and totally useless) but little known=20
fact..

                  The first testicular guard was used in cricket in1874

                  And the first cricket safety helmet was used in 1974.

                  Which means.....
                  It took 100 years for men to realise that their brains =
may=20 also be important!


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From: Whizzbang
Barman in training!
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From: Whizzbang
Retirement Plan

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I  have already informed  my family that I will not be able to afford an=20
expensive nursing home which  would allow me to die with Dignity
Therefore I have moved  to South America where I can spend my final years=
 in=20
Dignity

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From: Whizzbang
English lesson(Not for kids)

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