Friday humour - February 21, 2014

[ from Steve @ Bluehaze ]

Thanks Burnout, Duke of Barsinov, Nottingham Smithie, Sack, Seasoldier, The
Great Gussius, Wally and Whizzbang.

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Humour
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How to park your Cruise Ship...
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The Makeover
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Her First Period
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Drop Test Battery check
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Snow reactions
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We have a problem
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A very neat bit of navigation which may amuse?!

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A few funnies for you
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Oh Canada
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Lunch
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Marvin
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Hand Made!
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The Morgan Motor Company located in Britain doesn't  change in a changing
world. Not only is it still  independent, but it also makes each car by 
hand. A  base model is about $44,000, with  some cars costing up to 
$300,000.

People  wait for over a year to get their exclusive  hand-built cars with
the shell made out of metal  and much of the vehicle made out of  wood. 
Working  on the wood interior, workers use metal shears  to individually
shape a hood because each car  has to be different.

Every year Morgan produces about 600 cars.  The  company celebrated its
100th anniversary in  2011.  It  has a long and interesting history, and is
still  run by the same family: the  Morgans.  Founded  by Henry Frederick
Stanley Morgan known as "HFS", it was then run by his son Peter, and is 
now run by Charles, the son of Peter  Morgan.

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Selling my stuff if I die...
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Best game ever
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Patience & wisdom
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And if you tell young people that they won't believe you...
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World's Shortest Flight
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A Scottish airline has won a contract to operate the world’s
shortest flight, on a route in the Orkney Islands, where journeys can last
as little as 47 seconds.

The regional airline Loganair, will continue to operate flights between
Westray and Papa Westray islands, fending off competition from two rival
operators.
The distance between the two locations stands is 1.7 miles, and can be
travelled in as little as 47 seconds, depending on the direction of the
wind.

The Scottish airline has been running the world's shortest flight, since
the start of its inter-island service in the region in 1967. The flight
between Westray and Papa Westray is currently priced at $21 return.

The eight-seat Islander aircraft also transports 4 pupils from the smaller
Papa Westray Island, to the larger Westray Island, daily for High School.

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Chicken McNuggets News
* Katy Perry, is younger than Chicken McNuggets.
* Ann Hathaway, is older than Chicken McNuggets.
* Elvis Presley, never lived long enough to eat a Chicken McNugget

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State of Origin News

The streets of the world's newest capital city, are named after Queensland
State of Origin greats, and nobody seems to know why.

Juba, the capital of South Sudan, has a grid of streets named after various
Maroons greats, including Arthur Beetson, Mal Meninga, Wally Lewis,
Johnathon Thurston, Allan Langer, Paul Vautin, Darren Lockyer, Cameron
Smith, and Gene Miles.

Images on Google Earth show the streets, with the names. There's also a
Queenslander Drive, Australia Street, and Koala Drive.

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Hose with Ice Cubes
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Camera Falls from Airplane, and lands in Pig Pen
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Super Smart Kids – Bradley & Channing
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American Car Show in Sweden
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Cowboys
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When Luck is on Your Side
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When Monsters get Hungry
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Lala the Penguin, goes Shopping
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Only in Norway.

The inventive 10-year-old lad from the Norwegian town of Dokka, 110km north
of the capital Oslo, had taken his 18-month-old sister in the car, in an
attempt to visit their grandparents 60km away.

The 6am journey, started while his parents were still asleep, was halted
after 10km, when he veered off the road and into a ditch, where a
snowplough operator found him, and alerted authorities.

When questioned, the boy said he was a dwarf, but had left his driver's
licence at home. By this time the parents had woken and raised the alarm,
after discovering their children and car were missing.

Happily, neither of the children were injured, and the car also escaped
damage. No charges will be filed, but police were speaking to the parents,
about closer control of their car keys.

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Western Australia
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This is the biggest load to be moved in West Australia. It weighed over 700
tons with four trucks towing and two pushing it on the gravel. They were
travelling at 4 Km per hour on the gravel reaching 6Km hour on the bitumen,
the distance to the new mine is 230 Km they drove up to 15 hours a day
taking 6 days to reach their destination (this also included becoming
bogged with four front end loaders having trouble pulling it out)

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Modest Meat
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The International New York Times edition published in Kuala Lumpur, carried
a page-one story noting increased worldwide demand by meat processors, for
pigs raised in the fresh air, rather than enclosed in pens, which was
illustrated by a photograph of a cluster of pigs feeding in an outdoor
stall. However, the Malaysian printer, who had downloaded the digital pages
and set them to paper, had added black boxes to cover just the faces of
each pig in the photo. A publisher's spokesman said, "This is a Muslim
country, and we don't allow nudity in our papers."

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They're quick
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      Ah-the-eah the-eah That's All (for this week) Folks!


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