Friday humour - January 24, 2014

[ from Steve @ Bluehaze ]

Got a bit hot last week. A big bit. Not looking forward to the power bill
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The following modest collection arrives by way of Burnout, Haydn Algar,
Nottingham Smithie, Sack, Seasoldier, The Great Gussius, Wally, Whizzbang,
and the third anonymous. Enjoy!

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An interesting film showing London in 1923 and 2013 side-by-side.
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Retro planes flying and landing. Also some great old cars.
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This is quite something
 www.youtube.com/watch?v=60jKp-yoaV4

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A fancy costume party

Man goes to a fancy costume party wearing only a glass jar on his penis.
A woman asks, 'What are you?'
He says, 'I'm a fireman'
'But you're only wearing a glass jar?', says the woman.
'Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I'll come as fast as
I can!'

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A bit of truth in this one

2 guys in their mid-twenties were sitting at a bar. One of the guys says to
his buddy, man you look tired.

The buddy says, dude I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have s*x all the
time. I just don't know what to do.

A fellow about my age sitting a couple of stools down had over-heard the
conversation, looked over at the two young men and says: Marry her. That'll
put a stop to that!

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A PREACHER SAID, "ANYONE WITH 'SPECIAL NEEDS' WHO WANTS TO BE PRAYED
OVER, PLEASE COME FORWARD TO THE FRONT BY THE ALTAR."

With that, an Aboriginal man got in line, and when it was his turn,
the Preacher asked :

"MULRUNJI, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO PRAY ABOUT FOR YOU?"


MULRUNJI REPLIED, "PREACHER, I NEED YOU TO PRAY FOR HELP WITH MY
HEARING."

The preacher put one finger of one hand in Mulrunji's ear,

PLACED HIS OTHER HAND ON TOP OF MULRUNJI'S HEAD, AND THEN  PRAYED
AND PRAYED AND PRAYED.

HE PRAYED TO THE 'ALMIGHTY' FOR MULRUNJI, AND THE WHOLE CONGREGATION
JOINED IN WITH GREAT ENTHUSIASM.

AFTER A FEW MINUTES, THE PREACHER REMOVED HIS HANDS, STOOD BACK AND
ASKED, "MULRUNJI, HOW IS YOUR HEARING NOW?"

MULRUNJI ANSWERED, "I DON'T KNOW. IT AIN'T 'TIL NEXT WEEK!"

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Spectacular photos
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One liners
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Automobile Parts - Brilliant!
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Corbett lives in Ningi , Queensland , Australia with his wife Jodie.

He uses remnants of cars from the '50s and '60s.
Items below were all fabricated from junked 1950 and 1960 automobile parts
by a guy in Australia
Check out all the Spark Plugs...

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Evolution
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Abandoned Places
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Sometimes you come across an insight so profound, that it makes you feel
like you were touched by Socrates, Freud or even Einstein.
Please ponder
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Ex priest has new job.
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Safety on the roads
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I approve of this bumper sticker.

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Canada
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Israeli Girls
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Toilet Signs in Foreign Countries
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Strange but True Photos
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an  Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a
German, an Indian, several  Americans (including a Hawaiian and an
Alaskan), an Argentinean, a  Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a
Japanese, a Moroccan,  a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian,
a Guatemalan, a  Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek,
a Cypriot, a  Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a
Cayman  Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech,
an  Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an
 Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a 
Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a
Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a
Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an 
Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a  Virgin
Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a  Tongan, a
Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a  Romanian, a Chilean, a
Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican,
a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a  Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean,
an Italian, a Norwegian, an Eskimo, an  Englishman, an Irishman, a
Welshman, a Scotsman, an Indonesian with 62 refugee boat people, and 2
Africans, ... walk into a fine  restaurant.

"I'm sorry," says the maitre d after scrutinizing the group. "You can't
come in here  without a Thai!!!!”

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Soap Soccer
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Too Close for Comfort
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Time for a laugh
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An honest Aussie drop
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Get yourself a bottle. Available at all good liquor stores.

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Ouch! [XXX]
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      Ah-the-eah the-eah That's All (for this week) Folks!


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