Friday humour - November 22, 2013

Gussius @ Bluehaze

Well this week Foreign Affairs is getting a fair old run as the new
government plumbs new depths of international diplomacy amidst spying
revelations.

On one hand, a "shoot the messenger" distraction/reaction blames Edward
Snowdon, The Guardian newspaper and ABC TV for telling the public about 
phone taps by Australia on the Indonesian PM and others close by. 
Wikileaks seems sooo last year.

If curious, a quick Google search will find the gear needed to tap a
digital phone or internet connection. However, if you do - expect the NAS,
ASIO, ASIS and other secret organisations too secret to hear of, will get
your number and ISP. Hiding behind Proxy servers won't help.

Big Brother anti-terrorism with a meth induced paranoia on steroids? No
chance.

Contributions this week are from Anonymous3, Burnout, Cartographer Chris,
KRP, Mitta, Nottingham Smithie, Sack, Seasoldier, Wally, Digi Steve, Mitta, 
Wally and the ever loyal anonymous.

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We remember - pilots and planes:

Plane lovers and pilots will love this.
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65 years of HOT ROD MAGAZINE:

Attn all MotorHeads. If you liked autos and rods growing up, this is great.

  If you haven't grown up, this is even better !

65 years of HOT ROD MAGAZINE's cover feature cars were found and ALL in one
building!
You won't be able to see this collection of hot rods,
All one of a kind cars!
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The Top 75 Pictures of the Day for 2013.
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At the end of every quarter the Sifter highlights the top 25 Pictures of
the Day, culminating in an epic Top 100 at the end of the year.

It's hard to believe we're already in the last quarter of 2013. Above is
the third installment of this quarterly compilation. All credit goes to the
individual photographers and their inspiring visions of our beautiful
planet.
For more information on any individual photograph, click the title or image
to be taken to the original post.
*Please note the photographs themselves were not necessarily taken in 2013.
The pictures are also listed in reverse chronological order. There is no
ranking amongst photos.

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The truth:
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WW II PICTURES....GREAT ONES:

It may take a couple of minutes to load the photos.
After clicking on the title, scroll down to access pictures. Great Life
Magazine photos of WW2.
PASS 'EM ON
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Nature's revenge:

Sweet revenge and bad karma.
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Great photos of the week:

MORE GREAT PHOTOS.

See the world through your computer monitor.

 Yale-University-Beinecke-Rare-Book-and-Manuscript-Library
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 SUNSET IN SANTORINI
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THE SKY WHALE
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WHEN ART MEETS NATURE
 street art by Nuxuno Xan Fort De France Martinique
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 SHELF CLOUD OVER TIMISOARA
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PONTHUS BEECH
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FLYBY ECLIPSE
 airplain-crosses-partial-solar-eclipse
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UNDERWATER PERFECTION
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 POOLSIDE MOUNTAIN VIEW
 cambrian infinity pool view swiss alps adelboden switzerland
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switzerland.jpg

YOKOHAMA CHERRY BLOSSOMS IN BLOOM 
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BARN CONVERSION
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roderick.jpg

THE MULTICOLORED ICEBERG
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JUST ROOM ENOUGH ISLAND
 just room enough island Thousand Islands
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THE ROMAN POOL AT HEARST CASTLE
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ABANDONED RAILWAY IN PARIS
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THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR
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THE ROCKY WAVE
The Wave, Coyote Buttes North, Paria Canyon-Vermillion Cliffs Wilderness,
Arizona 026
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THE ANCIENT BANYAN TREE
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FOREST ON SHIPWRECK ISLAND
 SS Ayrfield
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FIRST FLIGHT
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 MOONRISE TIME-LAPSE OVER LA
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GLACIAL WATERFALLS
 Melting Ice Cap
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JUST A BIG CAT
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A HORIZON RAINBOW IN PARIS
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KAMCHATKA ICE CAVE, RUSSIA
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WORLD'S COOLEST SUBWAY ENTRANCE
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THE TSUNAMI CLOUD
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AURORA AUSTRALIS FROM SPACE
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WAVES OF TIME
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COOLEST. DUCK. EVER.
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THE EDGE OF INSANITY
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DOWN THE SPIRAL
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WHISKEY ON THE ROCKS
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THE STAINED GLASS MAPPARIUM
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library-boston.jpg

FORCES OF NATURE
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COAL TRAIN AT SUNSET
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LOOKING DOWN FROM LION'S HEAD
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DUCT TAPE LANDSCAPE
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THIS IS NORWAY
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TRIPPY ICE EFFECT AFTER FLOOD
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THE EYE OF THE MOON
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utah-united-states.jpg

THE SPACE SELFIE
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helmet.jpg

CLOUD CITY, DUBAI
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CONTRAST IN KRAKOW
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BRUSSELS FLOWER CARPET
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NATURE OVERTAKES THE GREAT WALL
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SUNRISE AT EASTER ISLAND
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A lesson in irony:

The Food Bank Program, administered by Social Welfare Canada is actually
proud of the fact that "It is distributing  the greatest amount of free
meals and food vouchers ever !"

Meanwhile , the National Park Service, administered by the Canada Parks and
Natural Resources, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."

Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow
dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.

This ends today's lesson ..

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The Clock:
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A lift without Buttons:
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Cr*pper Mapper:
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9 Maps to Change How You See the World:
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Ouch:
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It takes balls to do this!

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Changing the subject:

This is very amusing - from a friend of mine whose friend in turn, died
recently...

"A friend of mine died while I was away and I was just revisiting some of
his emails.

Of the countless emails he had sent me over the years I'd never taken the
trouble to read his disclaimer which I just did.

Made me laugh. Hope you enjoy it too".


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grammatical use and may be ignored.  No animals were harmed in the
transmission of this email, although the kelpie next door is living on
borrowed time, let me tell you.  Those of you with an overwhelming fear of
the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message
revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert
Notice from Microsoft.  However, by pouring a complete circle of salt
around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you
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I's Like a Girl Who ...:

sounds good to me
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WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE MT. VERNON, TEXAS:

Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to
increase their ever-growing business.  In response, the local Baptist
Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding -- with
morning,
afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church. Work on Diamond D's
progressed right up until the week before the grand reopening when
lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground! After the
cat-house was burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the church
folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "the power of
prayer." But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued
the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that
the church ...  "was
ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business --
either through direct or indirect divine actions or means."

In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and voraciously denied any
and all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.The
crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's
reply,
and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't know how the hell I'm
going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, that we now
have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer, and
an entire church congregation that thinks it's all bullsh*t.

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Jean Claude Van Damme Volvo Trucks Commercial - The Epic Split:

Check out this video on YouTube:

 I don't know whether you've already seen this.... It's pretty amazing
really.
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Texas:

How do you know you're shopping in Texas? This little video only takes
about 25 seconds......
BUT YOU
MUST HAVE THE SOUND ON!! Enjoy.
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The harassment team:

Recently, the Chula Vista, Ca. Police Department ran an e-mail forum (a
question and answer exchange) with the topic being, “Community Policing.”

One of the civilian email participants posed the following question: “I
would like to know how it is possible for police officers to continually
harass people and get away with it?”

From the “other side” (the law enforcement side) Sgt. Bennett, obviously a
cop with a sense of humor replied:“First of all, let me tell you this…it’s
not easy. In Chula Vista , we average one cop for every 600 people. Only
about 60% of those cops are on general duty (or what you might refer to as
“patrol”) where we do most of our harassing.The rest are in non-harassing
departments that do not allow them contact with the day to day innocents.
And at any given moment, only one-fifth of the 60% patrollers are on duty
and available for harassing people while the rest are off duty. So roughly,
one cop is responsible for harassing about 5,000 residents.When you toss in
the commercial business, and tourist locations that attract people from
other areas, sometimes you have a situation where a single cop is
responsible for harassing 10,000 or more people a day.

Now, your average ten-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds long. This gives a cop
one second to harass a person, and then only three-fourths of a second to
eat a donut AND then find a new person to harass. This is not an easy task.
To be honest, most cops are not up to this challenge day in and day out. It
is just too tiring. What we do is utilize some tools to help us narrow down
those people which we can realistically harass.

The tools available to us are as follows:

PHONE: People will call us up and point out things that cause us to focus
on a person for special harassment. “My neighbor is beating his wife” is a
code phrase used often. This means we’ll come out and give somebody some
special harassment. Another popular one is, “There’s a guy breaking into a
house.”
The harassment team is then put into action.

CARS: We have special cops assigned to harass people who drive. They like
to harass the drivers of fast cars, cars with no insurance or no driver’s
licenses and the like. It’s lots of fun when you pick them out of traffic
for nothing more obvious than running a red light. Sometimes you get to
really heap the harassment on when you find they have drugs in the car,
they are drunk, or have an outstanding warrant on file.

RUNNERS: Some people take off running just at the sight of a police
officer. Nothing is quite as satisfying as running after them like a beagle
on the scent of a bunny. When you catch them you can harass them for hours.

STATUTES: When we don’t have PHONES or CARS and have nothing better to do,
there are actually books that give us ideas for reasons to harass folks.
They are called “Statutes”; Criminal Codes, Motor
Vehicle
Codes, etc… They all spell out all sorts of things for which you can really
mess with people. After you read the statute, you can just drive around for
awhile until you find someone violating one of these listed offenses and
harass them. Just last week I saw a guy trying to steal a car. Well,
there’s this book we have that says that’s not allowed. That meant I got
permission to harass this guy.

It is a really cool system that we have set up, and it works pretty well.
We seem to have a never-
ending supply of folks to harass. And we get away with it. Why? Because for
the good citizens who pay the tab,
we try to keep the streets safe for them, and they pay us to “harass” some
people. Next time you are in my town, give me the old “single finger wave.”
That’s another one of those codes. It means, “You can harass me.” It’s one
of our favorites.

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OLD CEMETERIES ( humour on tombstones ):

   A truly Happy Person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. And,
one who can enjoy browsing old cemeteries...
   Some fascinating things on old tombstones!

Harry Edsel Smith of Albany , New York :
Born 1903--Died 1942.
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the
car was on the way down. It was.
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In a Thurmont, Maryland , cemetery:
Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up
and no place to go.
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On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in
East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:
Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102.
Only the good die young.
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In a London , England cemetery:
Here lies Ann Mann, who lived an old maid
but died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767
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In a Ribbesford, England , cemetery:
Anna Wallace
The children of Israel wanted bread,
And the Lord sent them manna.
Clark Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.
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In a Ruidoso, New Mexico , cemetery:
Here lies Johnny Yeast.
Pardon him for not rising.
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In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania , cemetery:
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake,
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
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In a Silver City , Nevada , cemetery:
Here lays The Kid,
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger,
But slow on the draw.
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A lawyer's epitaph in England :
Sir John Strange.
Here lies an honest lawyer,
and that is Strange.
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John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne,
England , cemetery:
Reader, if cash thou art in want of any,
Dig 6 feet deep and thou wilt find a Penny.
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In a cemetery in Hartscombe , England :
On the 22nd of June, Jonathan Fiddle went out of
tune.
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Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls ,
Vermont :
Here lies the body of our Anna,
Done to death by a banana.
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low,
But the skin of the thing that made her go.
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On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket ,
Massachusetts :
Under the sod and under the trees,
Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
He is not here, there's only the pod,
Pease shelled out and went to God.
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In a cemetery in England :
Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, so shall you be,
Remember this and follow me.
To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:
To follow you I'll not consent,
Until I know which way you went.

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Tech team arrives to fix Obamacare:
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Men:
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Best Rob Ford joke yet:

Rob Ford is the mayor of Toronto, recently caught using crack
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How to:
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Clues That You're in Rural Texas :
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Bull needs glasses:
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Chicken Wire Art:
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  I wonder how many pair of gloves he went through to do all
these with chicken wire!!!

  This guy is amazing, Hard to believe that he does this with
wire..... CHICKEN WIRE
SCULPTURE

  Born in Nairobi, Kenya, Ivan spent his childhood in Africa,
England, Wales and Germany.
When not outside enjoying the natural environment, Ivan was drawn to all
forms of artistic expression, and began drawing birds and African wildlife.
  As an adult, Ivan worked mostly in construction, but art was
always an important part of his life. Ivan would spend all of his spare
time learning about art, experimenting and trying to explore each medium to
its potential.
Ivan exhibited his sculpture and paintings in group exhibitions at the
Guildhall Grantham, before emigrating to Australia in 1994.
  He now lives in the Gold Coast Hinterland.

  Artist Ivan Lovatt makes remarkably lifelike sculptures of
famous folks, icons and wildlife out of poultry chicken wire.

  MICHAEL JACKSON

  Albert Einstein -- Here, the father of relativity
is lovingly rendered in chicken wire.
  Sir Edmund Hillary --  What better way to honor
the fabled New Zealand mountaineer, explorer and environmental champion
than to recreate his likeness in wire fencing?

  Grace Jones -- Has posed for fashion magazines,
recorded hit records and even battled James Bond, but here she is
immortalized in the finest of st*rdy barnyard materials for posterity.

  Dame Edna Everage -- Australian comedian Barry
Humphries beloved character,
Dame Edna Everidge. Perhaps her boa includes some actual chicken feathers.

  Jimi Hendrix -- The fleet-fingered guitar legend
finally gets his posthumous due as a chicken wire sculpture.

  Mick Jagger -- The mouthpiece of the Rolling
Stones may have been knighted in 2003, but you know you've really made your
stamp on the world when someone sculpts your face out of chicken wire.

  John Lennon -- As one quarter of the Beatles,
John Lennon inspired a generation and helped define rock n roll as we know
it. Its fitting, then, that he should be canonized in chicken wire.

  The Beatles -- Depicted during their Sgt. Pepper
era, the Fab Four is captured in all their epaulette, facially hirsute
glory.

  Bob Dylan -- Having introduced both profound
poetry and a keen social conscience to rock n roll in the 1960s, Bob Dylan
gets the Lovatt treatment, looking suitably cool and wiry.

  Wings of wire -- Who said chicken wire was just
for poultry and celebrity depictions? Here, Lovatt presents a sculpture
dubbed, The Eagle.


  A clucking masterpiece  -- Twelve slides in and
what's this? Yes, its a chicken made of chicken wire. Who saw that coming?

  A meshy, metallic marsupial  -- Here, Lovatt
creates a cuddly koala, clinging tenaciously to a tree.

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Kylie:
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  This picture will stay with her for the rest of her life

  Make-up and Hair style.............£500.00
  New Dress for the show............£7000
  Giant Stuffed Bear......................£300.00

  Not knowing how to hold the bear with a microphone in your hand,
priceless.

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A wise Alexander the Great:
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Live your life and Forget your age

The last wishes of Alexander the Great:

On his death bed, Alexander summoned his generals and told them his
three
ultimate wishes:

1.  The best doctors should carry his coffin;
2.  The wealth he has acc*mulated (money, gold, precious stones) should
be scattered along the procession to the cemetery, and
3.  His hands should be let loose, hanging outside the coffin for all
to see.

One of his generals who was surprised by these unusual requests asked
Alexander to explain.

Here is what Alexander the Great had to say:

1.  I want the best doctors to carry my coffin to demonstrate that, in
the face of death, even the best doctors in the world have no power to heal
2.  I want the road to be covered with my treasure so that everybody
sees that material wealth acquired on earth, stays on earth
3.  I want my hands to swing in the wind, so that people understand
that we come to this world empty handed and we leave this world empty
handed after the most precious treasure of all is exhausted, and that is
TIME.

TIME is our most precious treasure because it is LIMITED.  We can
produce more wealth, but we cannot produce more time.
When we give someone our time, we actually give a portion of our life
that we will never take back. Our time is our life.

May God grant you plenty of TIME and may you have the wisdom to give it
away so that you can LIVE & LOVE in peace.

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  I hope this poem has the same effect on you as it did on me -

  A VERY BEAUTIFUL POEM ABOUT GROWING OLDER:

  Well Nuts... I forgot the words….
  Maybe I have sent these ones around already, who knows?!

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Fight like a girl:
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HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED:
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Thunderella:
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Careful about Google Earth:
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Don't have s*x with the curtains open, Google Earth will catch you out.

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Mail from an Astronaut:
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NASA astronaut Douglas Wheelock who is aboard the International Space
Station......

Wheelock has been posting impressive
photos of the Earth and some of his thoughts ever
since he moved into the space station in June, five
months after it got Internet access.

Greek islands on a clear night during our flight over
Europe.

Athens shines brightly along the Mediterranean Sea.

" Mystery Island " - located in the Indian Ocean close
to Madagascar. Interesting features on the island and
the unusual shape should be enough to help you discover
this beautiful place.

Northern lights in the distance in one of the finest
nights over Europe. The photo clearly shows the
Strait of Dover. Paris is dazzling with the city lights.
A little fog over the western part of England, particularly
over London.

The moon is breathtaking.

Of all the places of our beautiful planet few can rival
the beauty and richness of colors in the Bahamas..
In this photo, our ship is seen against the backdrop
of the Bahamas.

At a speed of 28,163 kilometres per hour (8 kilometres
per second), we rotate the Earth's orbit, making one
revolution every 90 minutes, and watch sunsets and
sunrises every 45 minutes. So half of our journey is in
darkness. For the work we use lights on our helmets.

Every time I look out the window and see our beautiful
planet, my soul sings! I see blue skies, white clouds
and bright blessed days.

Another spectacular sunset. We see 16 such sunsets
each day and each of them is really valuable.

Beautiful atoll in the Pacific Ocean, photographed
using 400mm lens. Approximately 1930 km south
of Honolulu.

Perfect reflection of sunlight showing Cyprus.

Above the centre of the Atlantic Ocean, before another
stunning sunset.. Downstairs in the setting sun visible
spiral of Hurricane Earl.

A little farther east, we saw the sacred monolith Uluru,
also known as Ayers Rock. I have never had the opportunity
to visit Australia, but someday I hope that I will stand by
this miracle of nature.

Morning over the Andes in South America. I do not
know for sure the title of this peak, but was simply
amazed by her magic, wind tops, stretching to the sun.

Over the Sahara desert, approaching the ancient
lands and thousand-year history. River Nile flows
through Egypt by the Pyramids of Giza near Cairo.
Further, the Red Sea, Sinai Peninsula, Dead Sea,
Jordan River, as well as the island of Cyprus in
the Mediterranean Sea and Greece on the horizon.

Night view of the River Nile, stretching like a snake
through Egypt to the Mediterranean, and Cairo,
located in the Delta. Far away in this picture, one
can see the Mediterranean Sea.

Our unmanned 'Progress 39P' approaches the ISS
for refuelling. It is full of food, fuel, spare parts and
all necessities for our station. Inside was a real gift -
fresh fruit and vegetables. What a miracle after three
months of food from a tube!

I wanted to share with you this view from the Dome.
We said goodbye to the members of our group Sasha,
Misha and Tracy this weekend and they returned safely
back to Earth. In this photo, Tracy quietly dreams of
returning home.

Module Union 23C Olympus docked with the ISS.
When our work ends here, we go back home to
Earth. We fly over the snow-capped peaks of the
Caucasus. The rising sun is reflected from the
Caspian Sea.

The flash of colour, movement and life on the canvas
of our amazing world. This is part of the Great Barrier
Reef off the east coast of Australia, photographed
through the lens of 1200 mm.

All the beauty of Italy, a clear winter night. You
can see many beautiful islands that adorn the
coast - Capri, Sicily and Malta. Naples and Mount
Vesuvius are located along the coast.

At the southern end of South America lies the pearl
of Patagonia. The amazing beauty of rugged
mountains, massive glaciers, fjords and seas
combined in perfect harmony.

"Dome" on the side of nadir station gives a panoramic
view of our beautiful planet. Fedor made the picture
from the window of the Russian docking compartment.
In this photo I'm sitting in the dome, preparing the camera
for our evening flight over Hurricane Earl.

Florida and southeastern U.S. in the evening. A clear
autumn evening, the moonlight over the water and sky,
dotted with millions of stars.

Clear starry night over the eastern Mediterranean.
The ancient land with a thousand years of history
stretching from Athens to Cairo. Historical land of
fabulous and alluring island. Athens - Crete - Rhodes -
Izmir - Ankara - Cyprus - Damascus - Beirut - Haifa -
Amman - Tel Aviv - Jerusalem - Cairo - all of them
turned into tiny lights in this cool November night.

In this time of year you can enjoy the beauty of the
polar mesospheric clouds. With our high-angle
illumination, we were able to capture a thin layer
of noctilucent clouds at sunset.

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Good advice for the Xmas parties coming up:
 Click here

Please drink responsibly – sit down so you don’t spill any!

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Cartoons for Seniors:
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 Click here Click here

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A Strange World:
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Compilation de photos:
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Leather dress:
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Did You Know This About Leather Dresses??
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress,
a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry,
he gets weak in the knees, and he thinks irrationally?

Ever wonder why?
It's because she smells like a N e w T r u c k

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Another Dream Shattered:
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  Finally, someone
  Has managed to photograph the
  Pot at the end of the rainbow!!!
  Wouldn't you know it!

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A few funnies:
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Read all about it:
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What women want:
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Bugger!

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Yep:
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Waist of time:
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Video Links & 5 X Photos:
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Brilliant Honda Ad -
 Click here

Lighthouses in a Storm -
 Click here
(Who would want to
be a Lighthouse Keeper?)

IlSilenzio (1) -
 Click here (by 12yo

Melissa Venema)

Il Silenzio (2) -
 Click here
(by 17yo Melissa
Venema)

Choose Your Bag Wisely -
 Click here 

(He Remembers)

What a Wonderful World -
 Click here
(David
Attenborough)

Spy Plane Camera -
 Click here (from 17,500 feet)


What Each Country -
 Click here (Leads the

World in ...)

Berlin Secretary Cabinet -
 Click here 

(Built 1790 Valued $2 million)

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The Killer Squirrel Movie:
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Hold on to Your Nuts

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Walk amongst the Shipwrecks:
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Walk Among the Shipwrecks on the Bottom of the Aral Sea

Have you ever wanted to walk across the bottom of the
River,
Lake or Ocean to see all the ships that have sunk? 
Well....

The  Aral Sea was once the world's fourth-largest saline
body of  water.

It has been steadily shrinking since the 1960s, after the
rivers that fed it were diverted by Soviet Union irrigation  projects. And
now it's almost gone leaving a desert full of  old shipwrecks.

And it had already been starved of nearly 30yrs of water
by 1989

   Really quite unreal isn't it,

you just saw the BOTTOM of the once fourth largest salt
water sea in the world.

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Guinness Records:
 Click here

NOTE: TURN YOUR SOUND DOWN

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Subject: Wile E Coyote Kills the Road Runner (XX):
 Click here
(Language)

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Orgasms from around the World:
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Whales almost eat Divers:
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How an Engineer gets Free Chocolate:
 Click here

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Carla goes to the Melbourne Cup:
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Carla Herroni, 23, goes to the 2013 Melbourne Cup.
Carla has entered Fashions on the Field.¯
Carla has high expectations.
Carla does not make the first cut.
Carla is heart broken.
Carla starts drinking champagne.

Carla is going downhill FAST

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Safety First Means Nothing to Them:
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9 X Video Links & 10 X Photos:
 Click here Click here Click here Click here Click here Click here
 Click here Click here Click here Click here

Dancing on Ice -
 Click here
(or why people should go to the Tropics)

Best of the Web 4 -
 Click here (Action Jackson)


14 Minutes of Stupidy -
 Click here (Idiots)


Girls Bum on Electric Fence -
 Click here
(Gone Wrong)

Helping Hand -
 Click here
(The correct way to do a Drive-By)

Hollands Got Talent -
 Click here
(9yo Amira Willighagen)

Man Marries Tree -
 Click here
(Environmentalist)

Irina Akimova -
 Click here
rel=0&iv_load_policy=3%3cbr%20/%3 (Hula Hoops)

Google Street View -
 Click here
(Strange Things)

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Russians Drawings:
 Click here

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If you think Chinese signboards are bad. Check out India's:
 Click here Click here Click here Click here Click here Click here
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A drinking man's logic:
 Click here Click here Click here Click here Click here Click here
 Click here Click here

An Example of a Drinking Man's Logic

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How The Mustache Was Invented: xxx
 Click here Click here Click here

Decide which one would look best on you,
Ever wonder what you would look like with different mustaches?

The Groucho

The Hitler

The Cowboy

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This Is Not A Mosquito!!:
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This Is Not A Mosquito!!

Look closely...Incredible!!
Is this a mosquito?

No. It's an insect spy drone for urban areas, already in production,
funded by the US Government.

It can be remotely controlled and is equipped with a camera and a
microphone.
It can land on you, and it may have the potential to take a DNA
sample
or leave RFID tracking nanotechnology on your skin.

It can fly through an open window, or it can attach to your clothing
until you take it in your home.

Given their propensity to request macro-sized drones for
surveillance,
one is left with little doubt that police and military may look
into these gadgets next.

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Deaf guy in a bar:
 Click here

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Lover:
 Click here

This was on my facebook from a family member - love it!!

You may feel distinctly average.  But to your dog you are exceptional,
wonderful, the one and only!

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