Friday humour - November 15, 2013

Old Fuel Stop

Boy.....this will take you back! Get ready for a trip on a time machine to
a cool era.

Old fuel stop
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Wild Ride in San Francisco - Please don't try this at home.

Amazing they cleared the streets for this!!!
Wild Ride in San Francisco
This will fast become a Bay Area favorite to watch as a 652 hp Ford Focus
races, spins and jumps through some of San Francisco's toughest streets in
and out of street cars and ends up on a large barge in the Bay going under
the Bridge. It's a Ford promo driven by one of the best drivers ever for
this type of racing. You will NOT believe what this guy is capable of in
SF.
You will recognize the landmarks as he zips by, spinning circles and
getting great "air" over the steep hills of the city.  Just a real fun
video to watch for those familiar, or not, with SF.
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Cheap Dental work - no appointment necessary
Who needs sterilization? Highly trained and high priced dentists?
The new Union Dental plan.... no co pay!

WOW...........Cheap Dental work - no appointment necessary.
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From: Nottingham Smithie
Watch this its Brilliant
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From: Nottingham Smithie
My mate's accident

He woke up swathed in bandages, in a hospital ICU, tubes entering different
parts of his body, wires monitoring every function.  A gorgeous nurse
hovering over him. It was obvious he'd been in a serious accident. He heard
her say, 'You may not feel anything from the waist down.'
He managed to mumble in reply,

'Can I feel your t*ts then?'

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From: Nottingham Smithie
D*ck Maintenance - Banned Commercial!
Check out this video on YouTube:
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From: Sack
Captain Dithers

In the greatest days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer is
sent to a jungle outpost in Africa to relieve the retiring colonel. After
welcoming his replacement and showing the traditional courtesies (cuc*mber
sandwiches washed down by gin and tonic), the retiring colonel says: ''You
must meet my right-hand man, Captain Dithers. His talent is simply
boundless.'' Dithers is summoned and the new CO is soon stunned to be
introduced to a toothless, hairless, scabbed and pock-marked specimen of
humanity - no more than 90 centimetres tall - with wildly crossed eyes and
ears that droop to his shoulders.

''Dithers, old man,'' the old colonel says, ''tell your new CO about
yourself.''
''Well, sir, I graduated with honours from Sandhurst, joined the regiment
and won the Military Cross and bar after three expeditions behind enemy
lines. I've represented Great Britain in equestrian events and won a silver
medal in the middleweight division of the Olympics. I have researched the
history of .............................''

''Yes, yes, yes, never mind all that Dithers,'' the colonel interrupts
impatiently. ''The CO can find all that in your file. Tell him about the
day you told the witch doctor to get stuffed.''

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From: Sack
Arthritis??

 Doctor Bloomfield, who was known for his extraordinary treatment
of arthritis, had a waiting room full of people.
A little old lady, almost bent over in half, shuffled in slowly,
leaning on her cane.

When her turn came, she went into the doctor's
office and, amazingly, emerged within 5 minutes walking completely
erect with her
head held high.

A woman in the waiting room, who had seen all this, rushed up to
the
little old lady and said, "It's a miracle! You walked in nearly
bent in half and now
you're walking upright!

What did the doctor do?"

The little old lady said,

"He gave me a longer cane."

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From: Sack
Must watch

 This is worth a look/listen GG
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From: Sack
Area 51

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security super-secret base
in
Nevada known simply as "Area 51?" Well late one afternoon the Air Force
folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their
"secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot
into an interrogation room.

The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas got lost and spotted the
Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full
FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the
investigation.

By the next day they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost
and wasn't a spy. They fuelled his plane gave him a terrifying
"you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing and sent him on his way.

The next day to the total disbelief of the Air Force the same Cessna showed
up again. Once again the MP's surrounded the plane...only this time there
were two people in the plane.

The same pilot jumped out and said "Do anything you want to me but my wife
is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night."

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From: Wally
Email of the Year

After being interviewed by the school  administration, the prospective
teacher sent them an email:

"Let me see if  I've got this right.

You want me to go into that room with all those  kids, correct their
disruptive behaviour, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress
habits, censor their T-shirt messages and instil in them a love for
learning.

You want me to  check their backpacks for weapons, wage war on drugs and
s*xually transmitted diseases, and raise their sense of self esteem  and
personal pride.

You want me to  teach them patriotism and good citizenship, sportsmanship
and fair  play, and how to register to vote, balance a chequebook, and
apply for a job.

You want me to  check their heads for lice, recognize signs of antisocial
behaviour,  and ensure that they all pass their final exams.

You  want me to provide them with an equal education regardless of  their
handicaps, and communicate regularly with their parents in English, 
Spanish or any other language, by letter, telephone, newsletter, and report
card.

You want me to  do all this with a piece of chalk, a blackboard, a bulletin
board, a  few books, a big smile, and a starting salary that qualifies  me
for food stamps.

You want me to do all this, and  then you tell me ...... I can't wear a
little cross, or say Merry Christmas,  because someone  might take offense?
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You again
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I found this old school picture and I am not sure of the year exactly and I
don't know who everyone is,
but, I am about 99% sure that it is you in the back row on the right.

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Armchair Travel
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From: Cartographer Chris
Things you see
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From: Cartographer Chris
SPF
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From: Duke of Barsinov
Car facts - interesting stuff
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From: Nottingham Smithie
Wife's Message!
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I got home really late last night after a full day of golfing and hanging
out with the guys, and my better half had left a message in the kitchen.
I think she wants me to eat more fruit, bless her heart!
She is always thinking of me.

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From: Nottingham Smithie
Impressive
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From: Nottingham Smithie
Driftwood Art...Awesome
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VIEW FULL SCREEN!!
Amazing Driftwood Sculptures by Jeffro Uitto
Washington-based artist Jeffro Uitto creates jaw-dropping sculptures out of
driftwood.  Jeffro has been building things out of wood since high school,
using the twisted forms of driftwood to create vibrant shapes. Each piece
of driftwood is found and rescued from the shores of Tokeland, the banks of
Smith Creek, or the valleys between the Willapa Hills. In due time the
varied sticks, slabs, and roots are cured and then converted into animals,
birds, chairs, and door frames.

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From: Sack
Old Age & Yoga
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You didn't shave very well and your tie is crooked!

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From: Sack
THOUGHTS FROM AUNTY ACID
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From: Sack
Senior's Snowplough Available At Canadian Tire!
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The Senior's Snowplow
It conforms to the Government Green Energy  initiatives
Now Available At Canadian Tire! .........
HAPPY  WINTER EVERYONE!
Live life one day at a time and make it a masterpiece!

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From: Sack
Love those Rednecks!
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From: Sack
MEAL ON WHEELS
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I always thought the "Meals on Wheels" was an outstanding program.
Now I am convinced!

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From: Seasoldier
Beauties of the Armed Forces [XXX]
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From: Wally
World Photos
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From: Wally
Beach Monuments
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From: Wally
Evolution
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From: Wally
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From: Wally
Ducati Motorcycle Calender
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Ducati Motorcycle Calender
After shooting the girls for a Ducati Motorcycle Calendar,
the nine guys from the shop decided to give it a try.
If you can't handle the above change,
have a look at 100 Years Old Harley Davidson

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From: Wally
2013 Miss Universe National Costumes
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From: Wally
Pee While Standing
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Brigham University's Splash Lab produced this slow-mo simulation of what
happens, when a man pees into a toilet bowl, while standing up. They write:
The amount of splash is considerable, and should make one reconsider
standing up to urinate. The repeated impact of the droplets opens up a
large, and interesting cavity, with multiple ridges. Each droplet forms a
small cavity, wherein the next droplet can pass through, and form a cavity
an additional cavity, creating a chain of small cavity structures. Splash
is formed both from the initial impact, as well as the collapse of this
large cavity. The process repeats itself over and over, creating a real
mess.

Pee Test

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From: Wally
Autumn Leaves
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From: Wally
Michael Jordan's Mansion up for Auction
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From: Wally
Vietnamese Miniature Crocheted Animals
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From: Wally
Driftwood
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From: Wally
Video Links & Photos
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Astronauts Guide to Life on Earth -
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15yo Kayla & 17yo Jeremy Dancing -
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(They are Good)

Is it a Car? -
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(or a Boat?)

Quick Interest Rate Calculator - 
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Electric Fireball -
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(Scary)

Pigeon carries Canary -
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(1939 Newspaper)

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From: Wally
Why People Eat Birds
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From: Whizzbang
Reclaimer eating a Stacker ...BHP Nelson Point
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Marvellous thing having operators a 1500km from the plant..... this is what
happens when nature calls!

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From: Whizzbang
Wow
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Think twice before swimming in Africa!!

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