Friday humour - November 01, 2013

[ from Steve @ Bluehaze ]

So Clive makes it into Parliament. Now its official. We are indeed living
in a Keystone Cops episode ...

This weeks collage comes courtesy of Arfermo, Duke of Barsinov, KRP,
Nottingham Smithie, Sack, Seasoldier, Wally, Whizzbang, and one or more
anonymi.

Enjoy.

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Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers.

Tower: 'Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!'
Delta 351: 'Give us another hint! We have digital watches!'

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Tower: 'American 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.'
TWA 2341: 'Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up
here?'
Tower: 'Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits an
A320?'

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From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: 'I'm 
bored!'
Ground Traffic Control: 'Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself
immediately!'
Unknown aircraft: 'I said I was bored not stupid!'

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O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: 'United 329 heavy, your traffic is a
Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound.'
United 329: 'Approach, I've always wanted to say this..I've got the little
Fokker in sight.'

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A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While attempting
to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked, 'What was your last known
position?'
Student: 'When I was number one for takeoff.'

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A 767 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out
after touching down..
San Jose Tower Noted: 'American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of
the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadeloupe exit
off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport.'

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A Qantas flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich , overheard the
following:

Lufthansa (in German): ' Ground, what is our start clearance time?'
Ground (in English): 'If you want an answer you must speak in English..'
Lufthansa (in English): 'I am a German, flying a German airplane, in
Germany . Why must I speak English?'

Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): 'Because
you lost the bloody war!'

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Tower: 'Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff , contact Departure on frequency
124.7'
Eastern 702: 'Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way,after
we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the
runway.'
Tower: 'Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact
Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?'
BR Continental 635: 'Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes
we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers.'

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One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of
the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned
around, and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some quick-witted comedian in
the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said,'What a cute little plane. Did you
make it all by yourself?'
The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a
real zinger: 'I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours and
I'll have enough parts for another one.'

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The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a
short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking
location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was
with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following
exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call
sign Speedbird 206. Speedbird 206: ' Frankfurt , Speedbird 206! clear of
active runway.'
Ground: 'Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven.'
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.

Ground: 'Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?'
Speedbird 206: 'Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now.'
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): 'Speedbird 206, have you not been
to Frankfurt before?'
Speedbird 206 (coolly): 'Yes twice in 1944 but it was dark - And I didn't
land.'

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While taxiing at London's Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing
for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United
727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew,
screaming:

'US Air 2771, where the hell are you going? I told you to turn right onto
Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's
difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D but get it right!'

Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting
hysterically:

'God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this
out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect
progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I want you to go
exactly where I tell you, when I tell you and how I tell you! You got that,
US Air 2771?'

'Yes, ma'am,' the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control
communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of
US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller
in her current state of mind. Tension in every c*ckpit out around Gatwick
was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence
and keyed his microphone asking:

'Wasn't I married to you once?'

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Irish humour.

Two Irish builders (Patrick and Seamus) are seated either side of a table
in a pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits  on a stool
at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the
suit.
Pat: - I reckon he's an accountant.
Seamus: - No way - he's a stockbroker.
Pat: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!
The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the
better of Pat and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees
that the suit is standing at a urinal.
Curiosity and the several beers get the better of him.
Pat: - 'Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering
what you do for a living?
Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession.
Pat: - Oh? What's that then?
Suit: - I'll try to explain by example ....... Do you have a goldfish at
home?
Pat: - Er .... mmm ......... well yeah, I do as it happens!
Suit: - Well, it's logical that you keep it either in a bowl or in a pond.
Which is it?
Pat: - It's in a pond!
Suit: - Well it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then?
Pat: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden.
Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that, in this town, if you have a
large garden then you have a large house?
Pat: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house ......... built it
myself!
Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it's logical to
assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and  that you are quite
probably married? And with a family?
Pat: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and four children.
Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are s*xually active with
your wife on a regular basis?
Pat: - Yep! Five times a week!
Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you don't masturbate very
often?
Pat: - Do what? Not me, mate!
Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!
Pat: - How's that then?
Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about
your s*x life!
Pat: - I see! That's pretty impressive.. Thanks mate!
Both leave the toilet and Pat returns to his mate.
Seamus: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?
Pat: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!
Seamus: - What's that then?
Pat: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
Seamus: - Nope
Pat: - Well then, you're a w*nker.

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Reports from British life .........!!!

BRITISH NEWSPAPERS

Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill,
a spokesman for North West Gas said, 'We agree it was rather high for the
time of year. It's possible Mr. Purdey has been charged for the gas used up
during the explosion that destroyed his house.'

(The Daily Telegraph)

Police reveal that a woman arrested for shoplifting had a whole salami in
her underwear. When asked why, she said it was because she was missing her
Italian boyfriend.

(The Manchester Evening News)

Irish police are being handicapped in a search for a stolen van, because
they cannot issue a description. It's a Special Branch vehicle and they
don't want the public to know what it looks like.

(The Guardian)

A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was
rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coast guard spokesman
commented, 'This sort of thing is all too common'.

(The Times)

At the height of the gale, the harbourmaster radioed a coast guard and
asked him to estimate the wind speed. He replied he was sorry, but he
didn't have a gauge. However, if it was any help, the wind had just blown
his Land Rover off the cliff.

(Aberdeen Evening Express)

Mrs. Irene Graham of Thorpe Avenue, Boscombe, delighted the audience with
her reminiscence of the German prisoner of war who was sent each week to do
her garden. He was repatriated at the end of 1945, she recalled - 'He'd
always seemed a nice friendly chap, but when the crocuses came up in the
middle of our lawn in February 1946, they spelt out 'Heil Hitler.''

( Bournemouth Evening Echo)

HEARD ON THE LONDON UNDERGOUND TUBE

A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to
their passengers...

1) 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I
know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be
married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cross over to the
Westbound and go in the opposite direction.'

2) 'Your delay this evening is caused by the line controller suffering from
E & B syndrome: not knowing his elbow from his backside. I'll let you know
any further information as soon as I'm given any.'

3) 'Do you want the good news first or the bad news? The good news is that
last Friday was my birthday and I hit the town and had a great time. The
bad news is that there is a points failure somewhere between Mile End and
East
Ham, which means we probably won't reach our destination.'

4) 'Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for the delay, but there is a
security alert at Victoria station and we are therefore stuck here for the
foreseeable future, so let's take our minds off it and pass some time
together.
All together now.... 'Ten green bottles, hanging on a wall.....'.'

5) 'We are now travelling through Baker Street ... As you can see, Baker
Street is closed. It would have been nice if they had actually told me, so
I could tell you earlier, but no, they don't think about things like that'.

6) 'Beggars are operating on this train. Please do NOT encourage these
professional beggars. If you have any spare change, please give it to a
registered charity. Failing that, give it to me.'

7) During an extremely hot rush hour on the Central Line, the driver
announced in a West Indian drawl: 'Step right this way for the sauna,
ladies and gentleman... unfortunately, towels are not provided.'

8) 'Let the passengers off the train FIRST!' (Pause ) 'Oh go on then, stuff
yourselves in like sardines, see if I care - I'm going home....'

9) 'Please allow the doors to close. Try not to confuse this with 'Please
hold the doors open.' The two are distinct and separate instructions.'

10) 'Please note that the beeping noise coming from the doors means that
the doors are about to close. It does not mean throw yourself or your bags
into the doors.'

11) 'We can't move off because some idiot has their hand stuck in the
door.'

12) 'To the gentleman wearing the long grey coat trying to get on the
second carriage -- what part of 'stand clear of the doors' don't you
understand?'

13) 'Please move all baggage away from the doors.'
(Pause..) 'Please move ALL belongings away from the doors.'
(Pause...) 'This is a personal message to the man in the brown suit wearing
glasses at the rear of the train: Put the pie down, four-eyes, and move
your bloody golf clubs away from the door before I come down there and
shove them up your ar*e sideways!'

14) 'May I remind all passengers that there is strictly no smoking allowed
on any part of the Underground. However, if you are smoking a joint, it's
only fair that you pass it round the rest of the carriage.'

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An explanation as to how airline ticket pricing works, what follows may
help.

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?

Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things.

Customer: Can you give me a guess? Is there an average price?

Clerk: Our lowest price is $12 a gallon, and we have 60 different prices up
to $200 a gallon.

Customer: What's the difference in the paint?

Clerk: Oh, there isn't any difference; it's all the same paint.

Customer: Well, then I'd like some of that $12 paint.

Clerk: When do you intend to use the paint?

Customer: I want to paint tomorrow. It's my day off.

Clerk: Sir, the paint for tomorrow is the $200 paint.

Customer: When would I have to paint to get the $12 paint?

Clerk: You would have to start very late at night in 21 days. But you will
have to agree to start painting before Friday of that week and continue
painting until at least Sunday.

Customer: You've got to be *&%^#@* kidding!

Clerk: I'll check and see if we have any paint available.

Customer: You have shelves FULL of paint! I can see it: But it doesn't mean
that we have paint available. We sell only a certain number of gallons on
any given weekend. Oh, and by the way, the price per gallon just went to
$16. We don't have any more $12 paint.

Customer: The price went up as we were talking

Clerk: Yes, sir. We change the prices and rules hundreds of times a day,
and since you haven't actually walked out of the store with your paint yet,
we just decided to change. I suggest you purchase your paint as soon as
possible.  How many gallons do you want?

Customer: Well, maybe five gallons. Make that six, so I'll have enough.

Clerk: Oh no, sir, you can't do that. If you buy paint and don't use it,
there are penalties and possible confiscation of the paint you already
have. If you change any colours there is a $50.00 change fee, even if it is
the same brand.  Also, no refunds.

Customer: WHAT?

Clerk: We can sell enough paint to do your kitchen, bathroom, hall and 2nd
bedroom, but if you stop painting before you do the bedroom, you will lose
your remaining gallons of paint.

Customer: What does it matter whether I use all the paint? I already paid
you for it!

Clerk: We make plans based upon the idea that all our paint is used, every
drop. If you don't, it causes us all sorts of problems.

Customer: This is crazy!! I suppose something terrible happens if I don't
keep painting until after Sat*rday night!

Clerk: Oh yes! Every gallon you bought automatically becomes the $200
paint.

Customer: But what are all these, "Paint on sale from $12 a gallon", signs?

Clerk: Well that's for our budget paint. It only comes in half-gallons. One
$6 half-gallon will do half a room. The second half-gallon to complete the
room is $20.  None of the cans have labels, some are empty and there are no
refunds, even on the empty cans.

Customer: To hell with this! I'll buy what I need somewhere else!

Clerk: I don't think so, sir. You may be able to buy paint for your
bathroom and bedrooms, and your kitchen and dining room from someone else,
but you won't be able to paint your connecting hall and stairway from
anyone but us. And I should point out, sir, that if you paint in only one
direction, it will be $300 a gallon.

Customer: I thought your most expensive paint was $200!

Clerk: That's if you paint around the room to the point at which you
started. A hallway is different.

Customer: And if I buy $200 paint for the hall, but only paint in one
direction, you'll confiscate the remaining paint.

Clerk: Yes, and we'll charge you an extra use fee plus the difference on
your next gallon of paint. But I believe you're getting it now, sir.

Customer: You're insane!

Clerk: Thanks for painting with Qantas!

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"Hi Sally, are you okay?  I thought you were with your father at the Ace
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"Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call,
and that's why I'm calling you."
"Oh my god, what happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face."
"What on earth ... Why did you do that?"
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Mom, I knocked the sh*t out of her!"

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NEVER TRUST A CRICKETER, WHOEVER HE MAY BE!

Come all ye fair young maidens and harken unto me,
Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.

Randier than a sailor who's been six months at sea,
Never let a cricketer's hand an inch above your knee.

First let's take the paceman, pure speed from first to last!
My darlings do be careful; his balls are hard and fast.

Then there's the medium pacer, his balls swing either way;
He's really most persistent and can keep it up all day!

And watch for the off-spinner, girls, another awkward chap.
If you leave him half an opening, he will slip one through the gap!

Then there's the wily 'slowy', pure cunning is his strength;
He'll tempt you, then he'll trap you with his very subtle length.

So ladies, do be careful, your mothers would agree.
Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.

And what about the opening bat, his struggles never cease!
He has only one ambition, to spend all day at the crease.

The number three is a dasher, he seldom prods and pokes.
When he goes into action, he has a fine array of strokes..

And do beware the slogger, not content with one or two;
When he arrives at the crease then only six will do.

Then there's the real stonewaller, girls, he knows what he's about;
And if you let him settle in, it's hard to get him out!

We come now to the last man, I hope this will not shock,
He doesn't mind if he's last man in, as long as he gets a knock.

So, darlings, do be careful, and be well warned by me:
Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.

And watch the wicketkeeper, girls, he's full of flair and dash;
And if you raise your heel, he'll whip them off in a flash.

If you take the field with the captain, you had better know the score;
Or he'll have you in positions that you never knew before!

The cricket commentator is a nasty sort of bloke,
He watches all the action and describes it stroke by stroke.

Even the kindly umpire, who looks friendly as a pup;
You'll quickly find you've had it, when he puts his finger up!

So, darlings, please remember and repeat it after me:

NEVER TRUST A CRICKETER, WHOEVER HE MAY BE!

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NEWS BULLETIN:

This morning, from somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister of Migration,
Mohammed Omar, warned the United States and Canada that if military action
Is taken against Syria , Taliban authorities will cut off America 's and
Canada 's only supply of convenience store managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be
next, followed by Visa, Bell and Rogers customer service reps.

It's getting ugly folks.

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You may want to pass this on to your family and friends, it could save them
$300 and two demerits.

A National Road Rule allowing yellow lines to replace No Stopping signs was
adopted in New South Wales last year, and since then motorists have been
getting fined for a road rule they probably weren't even aware of.
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A National Road Rule allowing yellow lines to replace No Stopping signs was
adopted in New South Wales last year, and since then motorists have been
getting fined for a road rule they probably weren't even aware of.

In November 2012 the Roads and Maritime Services (RMS) advised Councils
that a continuous yellow line painted on the edge of a road can be used
either instead of - or to reinforce - No Stopping signs. So far, there has
been little publicity from the RMS to advise motorists of the meaning of
the new yellow lines, the rules about it and the subsequent fines that
apply.

We've done some investigating of our own and found that disobeying the
not-so-new No Stopping restrictions - whether it's  the yellow lines, No
Stopping signs or both - can result in a fine of $236, or $304 and two
demerit points in a school zone. Currently, we are aware that Warringah and
Wollongong Councils have started using yellow lines without No Stopping
signs, and other Councils will soon follow suit.

You may be aware of this road rule if you a) read the latest Road Users'
Handbook; page 107 b) read the technical-heavy information from the RMS in
its Delineation Section 13 pamphlet, or C) were fined.

We've got a hunch that many motorists have no idea about this.

In the Road Users' Handbook, this rule is described as:

Kerb lines

Yellow lines painted near the edge of the road show that there are stopping
restrictions and tell you what rules apply to that particular section of
road.

Broken yellow kerb line

A broken yellow kerb line is a CLEARWAY line. You must not stop at the edge
of the road between the hours shown on the sign except in a medical or
similar emergency. Buses, taxis and hire cars may only stop to pick up or
set down passengers.

Unbroken (CONTINUOUS) yellow kerb line

An unbroken yellow kerb line is a NO STOPPING line. You must not stop for
any reason except a medical or similar emergency

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The reasoning behind this road rule is that a yellow line would help reduce
the ever-increasing number of signs and other distractions on our roads and
can reduce maintenance costs. In our NRMA decongestion strategy, we
recommended reducing the number of traffic signs motorists have to decode
daily, and the RMS replacing a No stopping sign with a yellow line does in
some ways support this.

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Gotta love the French!

This happened in France, to an Englishman who was totally drunk.

The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been
drinking.

With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all
day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that
he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception and a few
glasses of single malt afterwards.

Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to an alcotest and asks the Englishman
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With humor, the Englishman answers: "And do you know that this is a British
car and that my wife is driving... on the right side?"

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In Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers, and
masturbators -- but rarely is one man the total package. When Tony and
LaDonna Land discovered naked carnival worker Gregory Matthew Bruni on
their roof, the night had just begun. Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony
Land, trashed the couple's North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and
masturbated inside the house. The Lands told police they were in their
bedroom at around 7 p.m. Monday when they heard a noise that sounded like
thunder. Tony went outside and says he saw Bruni on top of the roof,
completely naked. Bruni allegedly jumped down on top of Land, then knocked
him over by hitting him in the shoulder. The Lands say Bruni ran into the
house, pulled a big-screen TV off the wall, and spilled the contents of a
vacuum onto the floor. Around this time, LaDonna grabbed a gun, and began
firing at the nude intruder. She missed, and the couple called 911. "I
don't know who the hell he is -- he's naked and he ran into my damn house,"
Tony can be heard saying on the recording. The Lands told authorities that
after shots were fired, Bruni began masturbating in their living room,
before heading into their son's bedroom, to rub some clothing on his face.
When deputies arrived, they attempted to control Bruni, who they say was
wildly flailing around and speaking nonsensically. They also discovered
that Bruni had defecated on the floor in two spots within the home.  At
some point during the ruckus, investigators say, Bruni sucked up the
contents of the vacuum, then spit it back out.  Bruni was taken into
custody and transported to a hospital for evaluation, where doctors
reportedly told deputies they planned to conduct tests to determine "what
Bruni was on." Bruni has been charged with criminal mischief, battery,
occupied burglary

Now Let's Recap The Allegations Against Bruni:
1.. Got naked, climbed onto the Lands' roof.
2.. Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder.
3.. Ran into Lands' house, knocked down a TV and spilled the contents of a
vacuum on the floor.
4.. Dodged bullets fired by LaDonna Land.
5.. Masturbated in the living room.
6.. Rubbed clothes on his face in the Lands' son's room.
7.. Defecated on the floor in two places.
8.. Drank the contents of the vacuum.

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Vladimir Madik, 28, from Russia, has for many years been collecting various
packs of cigarettes. His collection consists of about 30,000 unique
specimens from 130 countries. One interesting point is that Vladimir does
not smoke.
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The Doll-Head Monkeys of Indonesia

Topeng Monyet is a trained monkey, who takes part in a street performances
in Jakarta, Indonesia. The performances involve the monkeys wearing dolls'
heads, with the monkeys trained to act out human activities such as
shopping, riding bicycles, or other simulations of human behaviour. Poverty
drives the handlers to exploit the monkeys in the hope of earning money.
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She isn't Union.
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Motivational Posters [XXX]
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One Lane Bridge - No Overtaking or Passing - Territorians!
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Salt Creek bridge, Roper Highway – Ooops, that’s the end of the
holiday!

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Cats stealing Dog Beds
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      Ah-the-eah the-eah That's All (for this week) Folks!


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