Friday humour - September 20, 2013

New York street painter
All kinds of talent in the art world. Enjoy this unique man's style.
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Amazing Trick With A Coffee Cup

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Patrol Vehicle Operation: Emergency Driving 1974 Sid Davis Police Training
Film
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Bear dance party caught on wildlife camera
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From: Arfermo

The Taxman Cometh to screw you and yours.

A man had to take care of his two year old son unexpectedly as the school
had closed for a day, unfortunately he had a lunch appointment he couldn't
get out of so he took the child with him. The child was fairly well behaved
but was getting a bit fidgety, in the absence of any toys, he gave the boy
some change from his pocket to play with - a 50p piece and three ten pence
pieces. The lunch meeting went well and the child behaved, but towards
coffee the child became silent and when his dad looked was going red in the
face and spluttering - he noticed that there was only two ten pence pieces
left on the table and rightly assumed the child had swallowed them and was
choking.
In a panic, he tried slapping the boy's back - three times but no success,
the waiter saw what was happening, rushed over and performed the Heimlich
manoeuvre to no avail - the child was turning blue, the whole restaurant
went silent and the manager was rushing over. By this time the father was
beside himself (a difficult manoeuvre in itself!) crying and thinking his
son was doomed to an early grave when a well-dressed business suited lady
came over and offered to try and help, in desperation the father said yes.
She took the boy, stood him on the table and pulled down his trousers and
pants, she took his left testicle in her right hand and squeezed firmly -
the boy's eyes snapped open, but nothing. She then took his right testicle
in her right hand, squeezed, but nothing, she squeezed harder - nothing -
she then with both hands squeezed as hard she could - the little boy's eyes
bulged and out popped the two offending coins, he took a huge breath and
cried - he was saved.
The father was overjoyed clutched the lady, kissed her on both cheeks and
thanked her profusely saying - that was amazing! You've saved my little
boy's life how can I ever repay you - you are a wonderful doctor!
Doctor my ar*e said the lady with a stony stare - I'm an assessor for HM
Revenue and Customs!!

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From: Burnout
For the car enthusiast & home mechcanic..........
A site for hard to find car parts........
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From: Nottingham Smithie
An Old Wooden Church In Poland ......really something to see.
This church is so beautiful, one has to wonder how you could possibly
concentrate on the service?
This church had been built by Germans since this part of Poland had been
German until WW II, when the Oder/Neisse line had been drawn.

Details in this church are absolutely amazing. Take a good look.
Use the pointers at the bottom of the picture to view all the different
angles, up and down and the + sign to zoom in-It's incredible. Move your
cursor around to see it all.
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From: Seasoldier
Clever Dog Commercial
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From: The Great Gussius
Groucho and friends
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From: Whizzbang
Now I Want to Hit The Gym
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Don't annoy the elephants
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When you are feeling rushed and in a hurry, maybe it's time to stop and
appreciate the wonder all around you.
These photos are from Centurion in Pilanesberg Game Reserve, South Africa.
The guy in the white Volkswagen was honking,
trying to get past the elephant.
Road rage affects us all

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Rain Drops
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Some of the most AMAZING photos ever seen!
There are about 45 shots...
each one more beautiful than the last!
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So you think you've seen the world!
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Prachtige foto's
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Good advice
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Old Pictures
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Some are US photos, some from Australia
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AN NFL UPDATE! !
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Don't know whether to believe this or not!
Because the American Indian Counsel has requested that the NFL disasociate
itself from using Indian names, the Washington Redskins announced that they
will change their name to the Washington Foreskins, in honor of all the
d*cks in Washington DC, effective immediately!

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From: Arfermo
Re: Life.............................true.
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From: Diks
Irish Yoga
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From: Duke of Barsinov
Mounted Policeman..... a new twist...
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'Use the tazer, Mick!
'Use the tazer, Mick!
'Use the tazer, Mick!
'For CHRIST'S SAKE use the f*****g' tazer!'

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From: Nottingham Smithie
some fascinating shots
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From: Sack
Polish barber
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This is an actual men's barbershop in Poland .Owned by women.
And they say women are not smarter than men?
Be honest:
If this barbershop was in your community
How many haircuts would you get a month?
Funny..... of all the Polish emigrants that we have received in our
neighbourhood over recent years there hasn't been one bloody barber amongst
them

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From: Sack
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From Australian War Memorial Archives 90 years on .....
"An Australian Light Horseman collecting anemones near Belah in Palestine".
Picture: Frank Hurley, 1918

Squadrons of the 4th Australian Light Horse Brigade in formation at Gaza
Picture: Frank Hurley, February 1918

Australians of the Imperial Camel Corps form up at Rafa, Egypt.
Picture: Frank Hurley, 26 January 1918

The 3rd Australian Light Horse Regiment machinegun in action at
Khurbetha-Ibn, Palestine.
Picture: Frank Hurley, New Year's Eve 1917

Four camel ambulances attached to the Imperial Camel Corps at Rafa -
used as a base for the attack on Gaza.
Picture: Frank Hurley, 1918

The 2nd Australian Light Horse Regiment behind the front line barricades at
Nalin in
Palestine, one man passing across a grenade.
Picture: Frank Hurley, January 17, 1918

Australian Flying Corps planes in Palestine. Picture: Frank Hurley, 1918

Waiting the order to fire a camouflaged eight inch gun from the 1st
Australian Siege Battery before the main attack on Polygon Wood in Belgium.
Picture: Frank Hurley, September 1917


Official photograph at Gallipoli taken in early 1919 for The Australian
Historical Mission showing a landing barge, wire and entrenchments.
Picture: George Hubert Wilkins

A thigh bone and other skeletal remains near the Turkish war memorial at
the
Nek are a grim reminder of the fighting inthis photo taken February/March
1919.
Picture: George Hubert Wilkins

Stretcher bearers of the 13th Field Ambulance resting at a dressing station
on Westhoek Ridge on the Western Front.
Picture: Frank Hurley, October 1917

Soldiers, mules and carts stopped on a street in the ruined village of
Voormezeele on the Western Front in Belgium.
Picture Frank Hurley, August 1917

Statue of the Virgin hanging from the Cathedral of Albert in France.
Local superstition held that war would end when the Madonna fell.
She collapsed in the spring of 1918 under shellfire.
Picture: Frank Hurley, September 1917


The derelict hulk of a British tank on the Pozieres battlefield - a battle
in which for Australian troops distinguished themselves but suffered heavy
losses while taking the French village and ridge from the Germans. Picture:
Frank Hurley, 1917


An Australian Light Horse Field Ambulance wagon on the Philistine Plain,
Palestine. Picture: Frank Hurley, 1918

French Premier Georges Benjamin Clemenceau on his only visit to the
Australian front at the Somme,
pictured with 4th Division command including Brigadier General Thomas
Blamey, CMG, DSO, second from left.
Picture: Unknown, July 7, 1918

Scattered graves marked by simple white crosses on the old Somme
battlefields in France. Picture: Frank Hurley,
September 1917

LEST WE FORGET
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From: Sack
Canadian speak
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From: Sack
Hmmmm
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From: Sack
TOUCHING THE SKY WITHOUT ARMS
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all I can say is WOW...what an inspiring and wonderful young Lady!

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From: Seasoldier
Discrimination in the 21st Century
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Once again discrimination rears it's ugly head...
Will it never end?
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From: Seasoldier
Homeless Golfer
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From: The Great Gussius
A New Level of Depravity
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From: The Great Gussius
I wish I had thought of this
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From: The Great Gussius
funnies
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From: Wally
Jumbo Stay
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Jumbo Stay is a huge plane, but not just any plane, but a high-end hotel.
Jumbo Stay is a Boeing 747 built in 1996, and is stationed at the Stockholm
Airport. The Suite is located in the aircraft cabin, with expansive views
of the airport runways. It also has private rooms, and an observation deck.

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From: Wally
Video Links & 14 Photos
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Ronald Reagan's Humour (Make sure you watch till the end)
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the end)

The Drunk Scotsman - 
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(Oldie but a Goodie)

World's Greatest Drag Race (Number 3)
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(Number 3)

Tesla Motors Factory -
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(Robots build car)

Best Friend -
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(Carlsberg Ad)

Wheelchair Basketball -
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(Carlsberg Ad)

Volvo Truck Hook -
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From: Wally
Schooldays
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From: Wally
10 X Military Girls
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From: Wally
3 X Uglies & a Mammoth
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Russian scientists found the remains of a mammoth frozen in the tiny island
Liajvoski, on the north coast of Russia, containing muscle tissue, and
well-preserved blood. It could make one of the great dreams of science, as
this prehistoric animal is over ten thousand years old. This finding could
be a step in the attempt to clone the extinct animal. They expect to find
living cells from the blood recovered.

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From: Wally
Loving Animals
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From: Wally
On Top of the World
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From: Wally
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From: Wally
Old Service Stations
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From: Wally
Fastastic Photos
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From: Whizzbang
Company Structure
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This financial crisis is forcing governments and business at all levels to
make some tough decisions.
If things continue like this for much longer, there's a real risk that we
may have to lay Fred off

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From: Whizzbang
Some interesting facts
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From: Whizzbang
Science Stuff - Very Interesting
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The blue whale is not only the largest animal currently alive but is likely
to be the largest animal to have ever lived.

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