Friday humour - August 09, 2013

[ from Steve @ Bluehaze ]

I touched Telstra again last week. I promised myself I would never do it
again, but I wanted my Bigpond quota increased, and I am still paying for
it. When I touched it, it exploded like a nest of angry wasps. Four phone
calls and seven chat sessions later things are slowly improving. In the
mean time, a T-Box I didn't want and didn't order turned up. My latest bill
was $366 more than it should have been. I received a letter asking if I was
sure I wanted my Bigpond cancelled. My service got capped for no reason. A
courier (yes a courier) turned up with a satchel containing an empty
recovery bag for the T-Box but wouldn't give it to me because my car
licence number was not correct (I aint kidding either). Next week I suspect
I will have lots more fun with them. I still have the unopened T-Box ... I
am never touching Telstra ever again!

This weeks modest content is gleefully provided by Cartographer Chris,
Diks, Mitta, Nottingham Smithie, Seasoldier, Wally,
Whizzbang, et anon.

Enjoy!

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Rube Goldberg machine operated by dogs.
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The Hillbilly Slide And One Mad Coon Starring Your Favourite Coon and
Coonrippy!
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Don't try this at home, Kids!

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We are not the centre of the universe!
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First Airbus A-380 landing at SFO
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I KNOW MANY OF YOU ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO The 2014 FOOTBALL SEASON. WELL,
HERE'S A LITTLE RECAP OF 2013.

Coincidence?

The Brisbane Broncos beat Parramatta, and they fired their coach, Stephen
Kearney.

The Brisbane Broncos beat the West Tigers, and they fired their coach, Tim
Sheens.

The Brisbane Broncos beat the Sydney Roosters, and they fired their coach,
Brian Smith.

Then the Brisbane Broncos beat the Cowboys, they fired coach Neil Henry,
and Pope Benedict XVI resigned.

I wish the Federal Government had a team, so it could play the Brisbane
Broncos.

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Red light
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Safe
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Trucks
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South African Advertising...
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Copying Machine
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New Yard Sign
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Need ammo
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This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.
I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a
gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling
up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger
window, and said in a s*xy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella.
Would you be interested in trading s*x for ammo?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked,
"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

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Chinese Restaurant
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Science World Facts
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Odori don
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Diners in Japan looking for a moving experience over dinner, can now order
a squid that dances off their plate. A restaurant has created a dish, named
Odori don, literally meaning dancing squid rice bowl, by adding soy sauce
to a fresh squid. The high salt content in the sauce reacts with ions in
cells of the squids' tentacles, creating voltage differences, and making
the squid move. To prepare the dish, chefs at Ikkatei Tabiji, in Hakodate,
Japan, first remove the head of the squid, before serving the body, with
tentacles intact, over a bowl of sushi rice. Seasoned soy sauce is then
poured over it. As the squid is served so fresh, when the sauce is added,
signals across nerve cell membranes are re-activated temporarily, making it
'come back to life'. The body is then removed, and prepared by the chef to
be served as a side accompaniment. The meal, which is proving popular with
diners, costs around $30.00 per person. The dish is such a success, that
the restaurant have patented the name of the creation. Now other
restaurants in the area have begun making their own versions of Odori don,
under different names.

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Sagas in the Fast Food Industry
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Ice Fishing in Michigan
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9 Photos
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How Much does it Cost to be a Superhero?
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      Ah-the-eah the-eah That's All (for this week) Folks!


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