Friday humour - July 26, 2013

From: Nottingham Smithie
Big camera - Big Brother

Hiding in a crowd? No more. Wait till this loads and zoom in... So you
thought you might hide in the crowd...
This picture was taken with a camera 70,000 x 30,000 pixels (2100
MegaPixels). It can identify a face in a multitude.
The cameras are not sold to the public and are being installed in strategic
locations. (This one is in Canada)

Place the cursor in the multitude of people and left double click a couple
times.
It will continue to show the people much closer, when you double left click
again or click more if needed. Amazing!!

There were thousands of persons and yet one can spot and recognize any face.
Imagine what this means... both police and military have it.
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From: Whizzbang
Bet you watch it twice
One of the best commercial I have seen in years!
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From: Anonymous3
Linus & Charlie Brown
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From: Burnout
Snuffy the Seal gets released...
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From: Burnout
It's important during retirement...
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From: Diks
The Greek Economy [xxx]
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There is no way the Greeks will be able to control their economy and meet
the terms of the bailout by the EEC and the IMF . They can't even enforce
the No Smoking regulations! A Greek law has banned smoking in eateries
since 7/01/09 Look how many cigarettes are in the ashtray on the right in
this photo taken at an Athens central city restaurant . . .
Look in the ashtray . . . The ashtray . . . The ashtray! Jeez . . . You're
worse than the Greeks!

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From: Duke of Barsinov
Things you perhaps didn't know about London..
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From: Nottingham Smithie
Subject: YEAR 2035... Just So You can Plan Ahead
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From: Seasoldier
Subject: R M Williams Longhorn Logo
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I have always been fascinated by Australian Trivia and I thought you might
be interested in this bit of trivia as well.

Where did the R.M. Williams Longhorn logo idea come from?

I did not know this!
My duty to teach you something new every day is done.

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From: Seasoldier
ME WANT COFFEE...

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:

"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure. Coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee...
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just
walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter:

"Want coffee."

The waiter says "Whoa!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says,

"Training for position in government:
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
leave sh*t for others to clean up,
disappear for rest of day."

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From: The Great Gussius
Subject: Signs of the times
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Subject:  My kind of Super Hero
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Subject: about call centres
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Subject: A best seller
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Subject: Cat story
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Subject: Funny about that
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From: Wally
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From: Wally
Christie Harris' Story

An Oklahoma meth dealer, from Ada County, who hid her loaded gun in her
vagina, when she was arrested, has been sentenced to 25 years in prison.
Christie Harris, 28, pleaded no contest to possession of methamphetamine
with intent to distribute, gun possession, and bringing contraband into
jail. She'd already been convicted of a long list of felony charges.

Upon arresting Harris, officer Kathy Unbewust reported: "I observed at that
time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area."
Unbewust "pulled the item from her vagina, and found it to be a Smith &
Wesson 5 shot revolver, with rounds in the chamber."

She was sentenced to 25 years for each charge to be served concurrently.

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From: Wally
Subject: Look after your Mate
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From: The Great Gussius
Kate Middleton's baby - first picture!
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From: The Great Gussius
Noah's role in Natural Selection
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From: The Great Gussius
On a musical theme
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From: The Great Gussius
Paper beat rock once again
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Time: 20130722220714
The Great Gussius
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Be afraid, be very afraid

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From: The Great Gussius
A fairy princess
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Bindi Irwin advocates birth control for 11 year olds in third world
countries. This may be how she got the idea

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From: The Great Gussius
KFC's breakthrough
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Multi drumstick unit

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From: The Great Gussius
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The case to approve of Gay marriage

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From: Wally [XXX]
    HERE IS ANOTHER WARNING ABOUT GOODS MADE IN CHINA
These Chinese-made swim suits leave ugly tan lines.
See For Yourself
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Did you notice those ugly tan lines?
Something outa be done about this!!

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From: Wally
100 Years of Australian History
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From: Wally
15 Things You Should Know About Breasts
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From: Wally
Parking Revenge
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From: Whizzbang
Simple ...
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Don't  you wish sometimes that life was this simple 

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