Friday humour - May 03, 2013


A bird ballet
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From: Nottingham Smithie

WIVES !

A man was granted two wishes by God.
He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever.
He got holy water and Mother Teresa.
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Wives are magicians. They can turn anything into an argument.
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When asked in class; Why do women live a better, longer and a more peaceful
life than men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied:
"Because women don't have wives!"
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Cool message to mother-in-law:
"Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living
with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!"
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When a married man replies; "I'll think about it." -- What he really means
is that he hasn't asked his wife for permission yet!
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A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep!
What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him the opportunity to speak while he's awake!"

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From: Seasoldier

One friend said to the other, "What is a dilemma?
He replied, "Well, there's nothing better than an example to illustrate
that.
Imagine that you are laying in a big bed with a beautiful naked young woman
on one side and a gay man on the other.
Who are you going to turn your back on?"

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From: Anonymous3
Redneck loveseat
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From: Anonymous3
ALCATRAZ
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Alcatraz Island, San Francisco, CA
Located in the Bay between San  Francisco and Sausalito, Alcatraz Island,
known as "The Rock," is the Federal Prison for incorrigibles.  It was made
a Federal Penitentiary in 1933.
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From: Anonymous3
Most accurate watch in the world
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From: Anonymous3
Early word processor
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From: Anonymous3
Thoughts about life
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From: Burnout
Lordly Advice...........
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From: Diks
The Ferrari 458 Italia

A question that is often asked of someone with a new car is "What will it
do?" The answer is usually something like "zero to 60 in 3.3 seconds," or
something along those lines.

Well, here's the brand new 2013 Ferrari "458 Italia"
First, here's what it looks like:
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And here is what it will do...
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Any more questions?

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From: Diks
New Golf Hat - You have to love this!
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From: Mad Mick from Marwick
Selected Cartoons for the slightly Twisted mind
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From: Nottingham Smithie
Bus Humour
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From: Seasoldier
I nearly called you today
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I was going to call you to go golfing but
There wasn't any more room in the car.
I knew that you would understand!

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From: Wally
4 X T-Shirts You Won't Find at K-Mart
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From: Wally
10 X Fun Facts
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From: Wally
11 X Photos
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