Friday humour - November 16, 2012

Unbelievable Coke Ad....
The importance of a good education!

I think these are Purdue's finest engineering students.   pretty cool
I'd like to share a coke with you.
Coke ad - Three minutes of pure entertainment!!!
You'll love this ... created by some Engineering Students. Outside the box,
like a Rube Goldberg...
if you're of a certain age to know who Rube was.
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Very Brave Park Ranger
He had more nerve than most.
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From: Diks

Ice Fishing

The Presidential election 2012 was too close to call. Neither Mitt Romney
nor Barack Obama had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot
recounting, court challenges, etc., but it was decided that there should be
an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the winner.

A week-long ice fishing competition seemed to be a sportsmanlike way to
settle things, and the candidate that caught the most fish at the end of
the week would win the election.

After much back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would
take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin . There were to be
no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this
isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for the day to be
counted and verified by a team of neutral parties.

At the end of the first day, Romney returned to the starting line and he
had 10 fish. Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed
he was just having a bad day or something and hopefully, he would catch up
the next day.

At the end of the 2nd day Romney came in with 20 fish and Obama came in
again with none.


That evening, the Democrats got together secretly and said to Obama, I
think Mitt Romney is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. Tomorrow, don't
even bother fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is cheating.


The next night (after Romney returns with 50 fish), the Democrats got
together for the report of how the Republicans were cheating.

Obama shook his head and said, "You are not going to believe this, he's
cutting holes in the ice."


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From: Nottingham Smithie
be careful what you say.

You've got to be so bloody careful what you say to people these days. A
Muslim bloke I work with was bragging that he had the entire Koran on DVD.
I only asked him to burn me a copy and the whole  place kicked off!

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From: Sack
A Man's Age -- as Determined by a Trip to Bunnings

You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house --.
Mowing the lawn, putting in a new fence,
painting the living room or whatever.
You are hot and sweaty, covered in dust, lawn clippings, dirt or paint.
You have your old work clothes on.
You know the outfit -- shorts with the hole in the crotch, old T-shirt with
a stain from who-knows-what and an old pair of tennis shoes.

Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you
need to run to Bunnings to get something to help complete the job.

Depending on your age you might do the following:

In your 20's:
Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower,
blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss and put on clean clothes.
Check yourself in the mirror and flex.
Add a dab of your favourite cologne because you never know, you just might
meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout lane. And you went to
school with the pretty girl running the register.

In your 30's:
Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt. Change shoes.
You married the hot chick so no need for much else. Wash your hands and
comb your hair.
Check yourself in the mirror. Still got it.
Add a shot of your favourite cologne to cover the smell.
The cute girl running the register is the kid sister to someone you went to
school with.

In your 40's:
Stop what you are doing. Put on a sweatshirt that is long enough to cover
the hole in the crotch of your shorts.
Put on different shoes and a hat. Wash your hands.
Your bottle of Brute Cologne is almost empty so you don't want to waste any
of it on a trip to Bunnings
Check yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing.
The hot young thing running the register is your daughter's age and you
feel weird thinking she is spicy.

In your 50's:
Stop what you are doing. Put on a hat; wipe the dirt off your hands onto
your shirt.
Change shoes because you don't want to get dog cr*p in your new sports car.
Check yourself in the mirror and you swear not to wear that shirt anymore
because it makes you look fat.
The Cutie running the register smiles when she sees you coming and you
think you still have it.
Then you remember the hat you have on is from
Gold Coast's Bait & Beer Bar and it says, 'I Got Worms.'

In your 60's:
Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat anymore.
Hose the dog cr*p off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in
your 50's.
You hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs out the hole in your pants.
The girl running the register may be cute, but you don't have your glasses
on so you are not sure.

In your 70's:
Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to
Bunnings until the Chemist has your prescriptions ready, too.
Don't even notice the dog cr*p on your shoes.
The young thing at the register stares at you and you realize your balls
are hanging out the hole in your crotch.

In your 80's:
Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again.
Now you remember you need to go to Bunnings.
Go to K-Mart instead and wander around trying to think what it is you are
looking for.
Fart out loud and you think someone called out your name.
You went to school with the old lady who greeted you at the front door.

In your 90's & beyond:
What's a bundings ? Something for my garden?
Where am I? Who am I? Why am I reading

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From: Seasoldier

I saw a yard sign
As I was driving home this week worrying about all the cr*p going on in
Washington and at how my life was falling apart, I saw a yard sign that
said:


  NEED HELP?
  CALL JESUS
  1-800-005-3787


  Out of curiosity and desperation, I did.
  A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower


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From: Whizzbang
Todays fire
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Melbourne Cup: The Difference Between Arrival & Departure
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From: Cartographer Chris
Japanese Assault Deterrent
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No need translation..... Just watch cartoon...self-expranatory. Ha! Ha!

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From: Nottingham Smithie
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From: Sack
Quiz (things are NOT always what they seem)
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        HOW the world works lately...


        If a man cuts his finger off while
        slicing salami at work,
        he blames the restaurant.

        If you smoke three packs a day
        for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
        your family blames the
        tobacco company.

        If your neighbour crashes into
        a tree while driving home drunk,
        he blames the bartender.

        If your grandchildren are
        brats without manners,
        you blame television.

        If your friend is shot by a
        deranged madman,
        you blame the gun manufacturer.

        And if a crazed person breaks
        into the c*ckpit and
        tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
        and the passengers kill him instead,
        the mother of the crazed deceased
        blames the airline.

        I must have lived too long to
        understand the world
        as it is anymore.

        So, if I die while my
        WRINKLED OLD BACKSIDE

        is parked in front of this computer,
        I want all of you to
        blame Bill Gates.


        Have a Great Day... All Day... Every Day..!


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From: Seasoldier
Engineering marvel
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Truly an engineering and ingenuity marvel.
This has to be one of the best engineering designs of the modern era ....
The colder the beer, the better the grip!!!

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From: Seasoldier
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I hate chain letters, but this one touched my heart ......
Now that's a real chain letter.
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From: The Great Gussius
Thai Bar Warning
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From: Whizzbang
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From: Whizzbang
Fire
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From: Whizzbang
AA or RAC? difficult decision
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