Friday humour - November 09, 2012
[a quick mini edit to fill the gap - webmaster]
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Rare footage of Australian Federal Treasurer, Wayne Swan's childhood has
recently surfaced...
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Extract from 50 shades of blue
He was in ecstasy and a huge smile spread across his face as his girlfriend
moved slowly forwards and then backwards again.
Forwards then backwards. Back and forth. Back and forth.
In and out. In and out. Her heart was pounding faster now.
Her face was flushed and she moaned, softly at first, then progressively
louder. Finally, exhausted, she let out one almighty scream, then sighed
heavily and relaxed her vice-like grip!!!
"Oh! Okay! You'd better park the bloody car yourself you SMUG BASTARD!"
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I n.e.a.r.l.y shagged a Ladyboy last night.
Picked him up in a night club. He Looked like a woman. Smelled like a
woman. Danced like a woman. Even kissed like a woman, but as we arrived
back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one
fluid movement!
That's when I thought "Wait a f*cking minute..."
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Public Service Personal Development Courses
D110 Creative Suffering D120 Overcoming Peace of Mind
D130 Ego Gratification through Non Violence
D140 Whine Your Way to Alienation
D150 Creep Your Way to Promotion
D160 Feigning Knowledge - (A Career Advancement Strategy)
D170 Carrying Paper Whilst Walking Briskly
D180 Keeping Facts Out of the Management Structure
D190 Effective Stupidity
D210 How to Appear Interested (Pre-Requisite to D160)
D220 How to Create Problems
D230 Planning without Forethought (Senior Executives only)
D245 Dumb Insolence - A Practitioners Guide
D250 Speed Reading without Comprehension
D260 Agreeing with the Boss - Includes practical exercises in nodding with
an Understanding Look
Business and Career Development Courses
C115 Mis-Understanding Abbreviations - A Beginners Guide
C125 Prominence Through Under Achievements
C135 Making Purchases With Someone Else's Purchasing Card
C145 Instilling Panic in Others - (To be taken in conjunction with D230)
C155 Indecision - Which Way Now?
C165 Backstabbing - An Introduction
C166 Vexatious Complaints - A beginners' guide
C167 Sniping your way to the top - (pre-requisite C165 and C166)
E-Learning
E177 It Was't me! - (A Guide to Blame)
E186 Cover My Back - (How to Drag Friends in on Your Mistakes)
E189 I'm Sick - (How to Call in With a Croaky Voice)
E193 It's Not My Job! - (An Introduction in How to Get Others to do Your
Work)
Heath and Safety Courses
H217 How to De-Dandruff Your Keyboard
H250 Developing Eyestrain
H350 How to Continue to Lift Incorrectly - (Annual requirement &
Pre-requisite to H422)
H422 Industrial Injury - The Way to Long Term Leave with Pay
H501 How to De-Frost the Office Fridge
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Indeed ...
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Classics from the Pumpkin Master (sorry, late for Halloween)
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Look out!!!!!!!
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Watch out, it's very slippery!!!
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DUAL CAB FJ
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Noun definition
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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried
and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said- "that part where hair has grown is called Monkey, be
proud that your monkey has grown hair".
The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister-"my monkey has grown hair".
Her sister smiled and said-"that's nothing, mine is already eating
bananas".
Mom fainted...
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Never Lose Your Grandson.
My small grandson got lost at the shopping centre.
He approached a uniformed security guard and said,
"I've lost my granddad!"
The guard asked: "What's he like?"
The little bloke hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Rum and Coke and Sheila's with Big Tits."
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Bad day at work?
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Now THIS is a brewery!
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