Friday humour - July 27, 2012

I am not into sport of any description, but will watch athletics and
gymnastics, and many of the Olympics events, I get tired of being force fed
sport on all the TV channels, this last week for instance has been the Tour
de France, apparently if you ride really fast you get to wear a yellow
jersey, a habit the French developed in two world wars, I got to wondering
the scenario when a winner of the Tour de France goes for an interview, and
when asked what can he do replies "Well I can ride my bike really fast!!!"
no doubt this has secured the position for many captains of industry. One
has to be in awe of a man who can ride his bike really fast. Next time I
fill in a cv I must remember that I was once unbeatable at tiddlywinks,
this has to be more skilful than riding a bike fast

Contributions were not thin on the ground this week - merely too many
previously posted - this happens from time to time, filters are built into
the system to point them out.

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From: Arfermo
Should the uk adopt the euro?

In light of the latest problems facing the European currency, e.g. Ireland
and Portugal having had a bailout; Greece and Spain facing collapse and
needing another bailout, a Belgian bank collapsing and now Italy teetering
on the brink, possibly tipping Austria over the edge...should the UK adopt
the Euro?

A cross-section survey of 10,000 people in Sheffield, made up of a
representative sample of local citizens consisting of Afghans, Albanians,
Pakistanis, Indians, Poles, Iraqis, Somalis,
Bosnians, Turks, Moldovans, Latvians, Lithuanians, Bangladeshis,
Ethiopians,
Russians, Congolese and Zimbabweans were asked if they thought Britain
should change its currency and adopt the Euro?

99.9% said no, they were happy with the Giro benefits cheque

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From: Burnout

I Had to Go For Physical
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical
activity level. I described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, about 7km, through
some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake.
I pushed my way through thorny bushes I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.I
avoided standing on a snake.I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees.The mental stress of it all left
me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers".

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an
outdoors man!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a cr*p golfer".

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From: Nottingham Smithie
Bird handlers bird returns how did the bird know where he was???
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From: Nottingham Smithie
Barmen competition
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If he went through this routine every time I wanted a beer he
would get a good slapping, apart from which I could never tolerate a
show-off

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From: Nottingham Smithie
Nasa space sunrise movie - truly awe inspiring view of our home before we
destroy it
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From: Johnny Green
Tales from a Tin Shed
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From: Nottingham Smithie
Situation Awareness
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When you are in E. Africa, don't forget to look behind you too!!

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From: Sack
Cool Stuff -Awesome
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Some of these would be pretty attainable with the right amount of space.
::)

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From: Sack
"Aunty Acid" (Watch out, Maxine!)
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From: Sack
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From: Sack
German Shepards in a Pub !!!!
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From: Seasoldier
Life's Little Crossroads
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From: Seasoldier
Working Girls
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Just so lady like.

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From: The Great Gussius
Recent Oz Political Cartoonies
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Pervert phone call

The phone rings, and the wife answers.
A pervert, with heavy breathing, says,
"I bet you have a tight ar*e with no hair?"
Woman replies,
"Yes, he's watching TV - who shall I say is calling?"

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