Friday humour - June 29, 2012

Dogs have throughout history been partners with mankind. They don't call
them man's best friend for nothing!
Dogs are most remarkable!
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From: Diks
Adult Scrabble LOL!!
Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body
which is even more useful when erect.

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 People who wrote **SPINE** became doctors...
 The rest are all my e-mail friends.

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From: Nottingham Smithie
cricket reporting from bombay

Some swearing in this but very funny
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From: Nottingham Smithie

What a load of cr*p it is about women multi tasking .....
I just told the wife to sit down and shut up ...
Can she do it , can she bollocks !!!

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From: Nottingham Smithie
Three German Shepherds in a British Pub

Be sure to turn on your sound and listen carefully to the bartender.

You gotta love the bartender....
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From: Anatinus
have a look at these
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From: Anonymous3
Wanna go for a swim?
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WANNA GO FOR A DIP IN THE NIGER RIVER?
22 FOOT  2500 LBS
THE VILLAGE CALLED THE ARMY.  THEY WERE LOSING PEOPLE
NOW ENOUGH HIDE FOR SHOES FOR ALL !!

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DON CORLEONE ON THE JOHN EDWARDS TRIAL
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Swimsuit Season is Here !!!!!
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Interesting set of photos I just received
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Are you a man - a real man?
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I got a picture of your girlfriend in a thong.
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U SAID U LIKE THIS KINA' STUFF!!! WELL HERE YA GO!!!

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From: Digi Maria
Have You Ever Seen Such a Tame Lion??? Unbelievable
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They have adopted this lion since he was a cub, fed him, took good care of
him and look at the result!

I have always said that animals know the meaning of love more than some
humans...

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From: Johnny Green
WATERSKIING WITHOUT ROPES!
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This was pretty daring. Just one little ripple or downdraft and it would
all be over!

Early morning anglers are treated to the spectacle of 4 x T6 Harvard
Aircraft  from The Flying Lions Aerobatic Team waterskiing across the
Klipdrift Dam near Johannesburg South Africa.
This unusual act, approved by the South African Civil Aviation Authority
(CAA), and supported by Castrol Aviation, was meticulously planned, and
took place under the watchful eye of divers and paramedics, that were on
site.

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From: Maddog
Muslim Pussy
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Ever wonder what Muslim pussy looks like?
Get your minds out of the gutter.

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From: Mitta
Friday Egg Foo Yung!!
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From: Nottingham Smithie
meet Robyne Hood [XXX]
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forsooth thou wouldst have to insert a leg of wild boar and pull the bone
out to touch the sides

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From: Nottingham Smithie
Cows taking on a black bear in B.C., Canada
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Cows taking on a black bear in B.C., Canada
Never underestimate a Canadian Cow!!!  ..
Now this is some tough beef...
Interesting photos from a ranch in the  Kettle   Valley , BC area where
every year they have to deal with some pretty weird stuff.
This year a bear had been bothering the herd and I guess enough was enough.
Read on...
A couple of evenings ago,  Wayne  went out to check the cows and saw a very
strange sight and was able to photograph the event.
A black bear approached our cow herd which turned out to be a very big
mistake on his part.
The blonde and white Simmental cow we know as I-12 went right for him.  She
is a very good cow, a very attentive mother and about 12 years old.  She's
in her prime and knows that bears are bad news.

She tried her best to mash him into the ground.
There are a couple of photos where the bear is biting I-12's leg and
clawing her face but she is not giving up.  Her stiff tail shows how
agitated she is.  Wayne said all the cows were bawling, the bear was
squealing, the calves were running around with their tails in the air.

A younger cow, R-55, an Angus-Cross cow, age 7, is helping her out as best
she can. It is an incredible photo to see two cows at once trying to crush
the bear.
I looked up the calving records of both cows who are so aggressive in these
photos and they are both good, calm cows around us and have given us no
troubles whatsoever.  I'll have to add in my notes that they have a very
distinct dislike of bears.
We'll be watching I-12 over the next few days to see if she needs treatment
for infection.  I don't know how willingly she'll come to the corrals for
treatment, but she might not have a choice.
Finally, the bear decided to vacate the area.  We thought he'd be dead for
sure, but there was no sign of him the next day.
We'll have to keep an eye out for eagles in the trees or flocks of ravens
flying up.  We're sure he's got some broken ribs out of the deal at the
very least.  Wayne couldn't believe his eyes when he witnessed this ruckus.
This is another once-in-a-lifetime photography event to add to all the
others he managed to doc*ment this summer.  It is amazing. Whoever said
Cows were stupid are so Wrong....they have a heart and a mind too!

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From: Nottingham Smithie

The Forgotten Wisdom of Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler
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From: Terrible Tez
This should clear things up
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From: The Great Gussius
Revised marriage vows.
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From: The Great Gussius
chemical safety sign
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Beware of irritants

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From: The Great Gussius
Oh what a gal!
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From: Whizzbang
For Sale
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Good morning, for sale "Corvette Tail Lights, Good Condition!"
They found his cell phone still in his hands and his head in the back seat,
isn't texting fun.
Have a nice day....

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