Friday humour - September 16, 2011

From Burnout @ Bluehaze

This weeks issue contains a Statutory Declaration by a Union
A most disturbing doc*ment and something the Government has been playing
fast & lose with in the Parliament.
Initially I had no intention to say anything about this doc*ment......
however the prolific Whizzbang submitted it; so let it run.

From: Whizzbang
Subject: THE Affidavit - Julia and the Labour Party have to go!

This is only a scratch on the surface of this party and it's attitude.

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From: Anonymous

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.  
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've
even named your daughter Candy."   He turned to the second Mom,  Ann: "Your
obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in  your child's name,
Penny."   He turned to the third Mom,  Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol.
This too shows itself in your  child's name, Brandy."   At this point, the
fourth mother,
Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered,
"Come on, D*ck, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up
Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner."


From: Anonymous
Subject: Fwd: The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided
that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice
together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put
up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors." The
town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Haemorrhoids." This was
also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
"Catatonics and High Colonics"... No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"... thumbs down.
Then came "Minds and Behinds"... still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes"... unacceptable!
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts"... not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts"... no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks"... still no good.
"Loons and Moons"... forget it.
The docs finally came up with "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Odds and Ends"
Everyone loved it.


From: Anonymous
Subject: For A Few Dollars More (Theme by Ennio Morricone)

Watch his eyes move.  LOL

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From: Anonymous3
Subject: FW: A jaw-dropping model of San Francisco

You've probably made model houses out of popsicle sticks with your
This man made a model of the entire city of San Francisco. And he decided
to use toothpicks. He used more than 100,000 toothpicks, and it took 35
years to build. Not only is it huge, you can take tours using little
plastic balls. Prepare to be amazed.

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From: Burnout
Subject: Who came first.....

A chicken and an egg had just made love and were talking when the chicken
said, "Well that answers the question, then".


From: Burnout
Subject: Webb Ellis......A Kiwi lament.

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From: Kaos_reflex

Those who make it don't use it.

Those who buy it don't use it.

Those who use it don't see it.

What is it?

It's a coffin!


From: Muse
Subject: From the Idea City Conference in Toronto - Summer 2011

This is long (14.5 min) but worth the time. He is speaking at a gathering
Canada but what he says relates to both Canadians and Americans.... and
other corners of our world.

The speaker is an Indian Muslim who is warning us to wake up. He has
tremendous courage and pulls no punches on what is happening with Islamist
fascism. Make sure you listen to the end of the tape where he says there
are now three members of the Muslim Brotherhood in the White House (and
names them).

 Click here


From: Nottingham Smithie
Subject: new EU Law

Under new EU Law - the word 'Gypo' cannot be used - as it is no longer
deemed politically correct. So, this group have now been renamed 'caravan
utilising nomadic travellers' or C.U.N.T.S for short!


From: Sack
Subject: English !!!!!!!

I think a retired English teacher was bored.

You think English is easy??

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to
present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear..

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

 Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant,
nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins
weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are
candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English
for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can
work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from
Guinea nor is it a pig..

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't
groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the
plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One
index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not
one amend?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them,
what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats
vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English
speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what
language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck
and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a
wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a
language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you
fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That
is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are
out, they are invisible.

PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick' ?

You lovers of the English language might enjoy this ..

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other
two-letter word, and that is 'UP.'

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the
list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ?

At a meeting, why does a topic come UP?

Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it
UP to the secretary to write UP a report?
We call UP our friends.

And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the
leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.

We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.

At other times the little word has real special meaning..

People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think
UP excuses.

To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special..

A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.

We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the

In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can
UP to about thirty definitions.

If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP
is used.

It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind
UP with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP.

When the sun comes out we say it is clearingUP.
When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.
When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP,

for now my time is UP, is time to shut UP!

Now it's UP to you what you do with this email.


From: Sack

Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you
can keep your head down that long?"

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy:
"Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the
ball much closer now."

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy: "Eventually."

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't
think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."


From: Tommo963
Subject: Golden Bar

Golden Bar

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door
and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where
the hell have you been all night?" she demands.

"At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The Golden Bar. Everything there is
golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works - and even
the urinal's gold!"

The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone
book, finding a place across town called the Golden Bar. She calls up the
place to check her husband's story.

"Is this the Golden Bar?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone.

"Yes it is," bartender answers.

"Do you have huge golden doors?"

"Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?"

"Most certainly do."

"What about golden urinals?"

There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey
Johno, I think I may have some information about the bloke that p*ssed in
your saxophone last night!"


From: Tommo963
Subject: Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings

If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

Don't be humble. You're not that great.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world.

You were looking good from afar.. now you're far from looking good.

I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when
you make it again.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the
honesty of humility.

We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have to
mow it.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to
write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a
garage makes you a car.

Shut up, will you?" "Oh, I'm sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your
coffee and tea now?

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick

A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a
it's too dark to read.

I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head

Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Sarcasm is the body's natural defence against stupidity.

You think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care!

To fail you have to try. To try you have to fail first to start again.

Jealously is a disease, get well soon!!!!

Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes he's my best friend.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don't want to see your
ugly mug every day.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest!

That is the ugliest top I've ever seen, yet it compliments your face

I don't believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

You: "Why are you here?"
Me: "Well. heaven didn't want me,
And hells afraid I'll take over."

When you think your best isn't good enough, more than likely it isn't.

My loyalty cannot be brought, however, it can be rented.

Wow that outfit is unique ain't wrong to be're just
asking people to make fun of you.

Where did you graduate again? The university of DUH??

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.


From: Tommo963
Subject: Bigger Turkey

Bigger Turkey

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the Supermarket, but
couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a male staff member, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The staff member replied, "No they're dead."


From: Whizzbang
Subject:  A Short PSALM 2010-2011


Julia is the shepherd I did not want.
She leadeth me beside the still factories.
She restoreth my faith in the Liberal party.
She guideth me in the path of unemployment for her party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger for her bailouts are with me.
She has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life.
And I will live in a rented home forever.
I am glad I am Australian.
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog
And Julia was a tree.



From: Whizzbang
Subject: Centipede
The Talking Centipede

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store
and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion,
he finally bought a talking centipede,
(100-legged bug),
which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home,
found a good spot for the box,
and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box,
"Would you like to go to church with me today?
We will have a good time."

But there was no answer
from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit,
but he waited a few minutes and then asked again,
"How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"

But again,
there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more,
thinking about the situation.

The guy decided
to invite the centipede one last time.

This time
he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted,
"Hey, in there!
Would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?"

This time,
a little voice came out of the box,
"I heard you the first f***** time!

I'm putting my shoes on!"


From: Whizzbang
Subject: Donations!

Ever wonder where that donation money goes?

Keep these facts in mind when "donating". As you open your pockets for yet
another natural disaster, keep the following facts in mind; we have listed
them from the highest (worse paid offender) to the lowest (least paid

The worst offender was yet again for the 11th year in a row is, UNICEF -
CEO, receives $1,200,000 per year, (plus use of a Rolls Royce for his
exclusive use where ever he goes, and an expense account that is rumored to
be well over $150,000.) Only pennies from the actual donations goes to the
UNICEF cause (less than $0.14 per dollar of income).

The second worst offender this year is Marsha J. Evans, President and CEO
of the American Red Cross...for her salary for the year ending in 2009 was
$651,957 plus expenses. Enjoys 6 weeks - fully paid holidays including all
related expenses during the holiday trip for her and her husband and kids.
including 100% fully paid health & dental plan for her and her family,
for life. This means out of every dollar they bring in, about $0.39 goes to
related charity causes.

The third worst offender was again for the 7th time was, Brian Gallagher,
President of the United Way receives a $375,000 base salary (U.S. funds),
plus so many numerous expense benefits it's hard to keep track as to what
it is all worth, including a fully paid lifetime membership for 2 golf
courses (1 in Canada, and 1 in the U.S.A.), 2 luxury vehicles, a yacht club
membership, 3 major company gold credit cards for his personal
expenses...and so on.
This equates to about $0.51 per dollar of income goes to charity causes.

Fourth worst offender who was also again in the fourth spot, for every year
since this information has been made available from the start 1998 is
amazingly yet again, World Vision President (Canada) receives $300,000 base
salary, (plus supplied - a home valued in the $700,000 - $800,000 dollar
value range,
completely furnished, completely paid all housing expenses, including
water/sewer, telephone/fax, HD/high speed cable, weekly maid service and
pool/yard maintenance, fully paid private schooling for his children,
upscale automobile and an $55,000 personal expense account for
clothing/food, with a $125,000 business expense account).
Get this, because it is a "religious based" charity, it pays, little to no
taxes, can receive government assistance and does not have to declare were
the money goes. Only about $0.52 of earned income per dollar is available
for charity causes.

Of the sixty some odd "charities" we looked at, the lowest paid
(President/C.EO/Commissioner) was heading up a charity group in Canada. We
found, believe it or not, it was......
Ready for this..
I think you might be surprised...
It is, none other than...

The Salvation Army's Commissioner Todd Bassett receives a salary of only
$13,000 per year (plus housing) for managing this $2
Billion dollar organization. Which means about $0.93 per dollar earned, is
readily available and goes back out to local charity causes...truly

No further comment is necessary..."

Think Twice" before you give to your
Charity of choice as to which one really does the best for the most - or
the least for the most, for that matter.

Remember charity starts at home. Look after the people of this country.
Deport those who are not prepared to live under the laws of this land.


From: Whizzbang
Subject:  Phenomenal Dance!

Here you can see the prisoners of a jailhouse at the Philippines

Really good !!!

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From: Whizzbang - (There is humour in politics, I guess - ED)
Subject: Top 50 ALP Lemons

 1.. Carbon Tax - "There will be no carbon tax under the Government I

 2.. NBN - $50 billion but no cost-benefit analysis

 3.. Building the Education Revolution - The school halls fiasco

 4.. Home Insulation Plan (Pink Batts) - Dumped

 5. Citizens Assembly - Dumped

 6.. Cash for Clunkers - Dumped

 7.. Hospital Reform - Nothing

 8.. Digital set-top boxes - Cheaper at Harvey Norman

 9.. Emissions Trading Scheme - Abandoned

 10. Mining Tax - Continuing uncertainty for our miners

 11. Livestock export ban to Indonesia - Over-reaction

 12. Detention Centres - Riots & cost blow-outs

 13. East Timor 'solution' - Announced before agreed

 14. Malaysia 'solution' - Only just agreed, scuttled by High Court.

 15. Manus Island 'solution' - On the back burner

 16.. Computers in Schools - $1.4 billion blow out; less than half

 17. Cutting Red Tape - 12,835 new regulations, only 58 repealed

 18. Asia Pacific Community - Another expensive Rudd frolic. Going nowhere

 19. Green Loans Program - Abandoned. Only 3.5% of promised loans delivered

 20. Solar Homes & Communities plan - Shut down after $534 million blow out

 21. Green Car Innovation Fund - Abandoned

 22. Solar Credits Scheme - Scaled back

 23. Green Start Program - Scr*pped

 24. Retooling for Climate Change Program - Abolished

 25. Childcare Centres - Abandoned. 260 promised, only 38 delivered

 26. Take a "meat axe"' to the Public Service - 24,000 more public servants

 27. Murray Darling Basin Plan - back to the drawing board

 28. 2020 Summit - Meaningless talk fest

 29. Tax Summit - Deferred and downgraded

 30. Population Policy - Sets no targets

 31. Fuel Watch - Abandoned

 32. Grocery Choice - Abandoned

 33. $900 Stimulus cheques - Sent to dead people and overseas residents

 34. Foreign Policy - In turmoil with Rudd running riot

 35. National Schools Solar Program - Closing two years early

 36. Solar Hot Water Rebate - Abandoned

 37. Oceanic Viking - Caved in

 38. GP Super Clinics - 64 promised, only 11 operational

 39. Defence Family Healthcare Clinics - 12 promised, none delivered

 40. Trade Training Centres - 2650 promised, 70 operational

 41. Bid for UN Security Council seat - An expensive Rudd frolic

 42.. MySchool Website - Revamped but problems continue

 43. National Curriculum - States in uproar

 44. Small Business Superannuation Clearing House - 99% of small businesses
reject it

 45. Indigenous Housing Program - way behind schedule

 46. Rudd Bank - Went nowhere

 47. Using cheap Chinese fabrics for Defence uniforms - Ditched

 48. Innovation Ambassadors Program - junked

 49. Six Submarines - none operational

 50. Debt limit to be increased to $250 billion - to pay for all of this
and much more

 The Top 50 Labor Lemons - so far!


From: Anonymous
Subject: Fwd: Why Didn't I Think of That!?

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Simple Ideas That Are Borderline Genius!


From: Anonymous
Subject: WORKOUT VIDEO....Wait for the sit-ups.

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From: Anonymous
Subject: 9/11 Budweiser commercial aired only once....a must see!

EVERY SEPT 11 forever.
Budweiser commercial re: 9/11, aired only ONCE!  If I saw this before I
think I would have remembered it, but I don't. This is the commercial spot
Budweiser produced after 9/11. They only aired it once so as not to benefit
financially from it - they just wanted to acknowledge the tragic event.
This is so consistent with a company who always does things with a ton of
Can you imagine what the cost was considering production, air time, etc? I
never saw this commercial until now.... it is quite moving.  Talk about a
picture being worth a thousand words!

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From: Anonymous
Subject: Great Tetons
Beautiful Pictures!...enjoy...

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From: Anonymous3
Subject: Flatmobile

This awesome Flatmobile has a jet engine and does 100 mph (160 km/h).
Flatmobile recognized by the
Guinness World Records for lowest street legal car.
It stands at just 19 inch or 48 cm tall.

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From: Arfermo
Subject: Re: Faceless
Monday - ughh. Here is something to make it seem just a little better?

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From: Burnout
Subject: Master Tradesmen at Work

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From: Burnout
Subject: Crazy Grandma

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From: Diks
Subject: The Business deal!

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A Chinese guy goes to a Jew to buy black bras, size 38.

The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are
rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his
suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.

The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.

The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get *and* charges
him $60.00 each.

The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the Jew's remaining stock of
50, and this time for $75.00 each.

The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and
asks the Chinese guy, "...please tell me - What do you do with all these
black bras?"

The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to
you Jews for $200.00 each."

"Business is Business"


From: Diks
Subject: Try to top this Vacation story - Adult Subject (XX-ED)

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From: Mitta
Subject: Simple philosophy

Below is a graphic representation of a deceptively straightforward
philosophy that I have been working on and refining for most of my life.

I am delighted to say that I believe I have refined it down to its essence
sufficiently so to share it with a select band of friends that may
appreciate its elegance and simplicity.

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From: Sack
Subject: FW: EYE CANDY FOR OLD GUYS (and some who are yet to be old)

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From: The Great Gussius
Subject: For the bikie bloke or blokette who have everything

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From: Whizzbang
Subject:  Gorgeous

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From: Whizzbang
Subject: Son's first trip to the rugby

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From: Whizzbang
Subject: Cakes made by a Russian Woman

These are unbelievable! What a talent. What patience and how much time?

These are all completely edible cakes made by a lady in Russia. Fantastic!

All you see below are cakes that can be eaten without any part of it left.
No plastics or any other artificial stuff is being used - everything is
All the cakes by Zhanna from St. Petersburg, Russia.

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From: Whizzbang
Subject:  Mate..........XXXX

Aren't you all glad I'm you mate.

It's "Send Your Mate Some Tits Day"

And since I'm your Mate....

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Who's YOUR Mate?

I am!


From: Whizzbang
Subject:  How peanut butter is made!

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It will never look or taste the same again!...


From: Whizzbang
Subject:  Ever see a train hit a Deer?

Ever hit a Deer with a car?
Ever see a train hit one?
Don't be squeamish. Look below.

Question #1  Is my grandson OK?
Question #2  Where is he. I think I'm going to strangle him.

The kid came out without a scratch but he wasn't so sure that'd be the
situation after his granddad sees this ....

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Footnote: Although the paramedics discovered no one was injured when they
arrived on the scene, they did have to caution people that got near the
tractor motor laying on the ground as it was still running.

Nothing runs like a Deere!!


From: Whizzbang
Subject: Boing!!!

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From: Whizzbang
Subject:  A beer...

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From: anonymous
Subject: Travel in groups

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From: anonymous
Subject: Tupperware statistics - I like this one - I can relate!!!!

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Quote of the Week:

Without general elections, without unrestricted freedom of press and
assembly, without a free struggle of opinion, life dies out in every public
institution, becomes a mere semblance of life, in which only the
bureaucracy remains as the active element.

- Rosa Luxemburg

[ End friday humour ]

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