Friday humour - January 14, 2011

 Let us all spare a thought for those affected by the flooding in
Queensland, and Brisbane is having a rough time too - it cannot be fun to
see or experience - I know this must sound naive but it seems a shame to
let all that fresh water wash out to sea - if only there was a way of
storing some for a drought year, which will surely come. What a mess to
clear up! I hope that insurance claims are dealt with humanely and at
speed.

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From: Nottingham Smithie
The latest fashion in Queensland
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From: Diks
TSA Statistics on Airport Screenings.....
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of
Homeland Security

_ Terrorist Plots Discovered = 0

_ Transvestites = 133

_ Hernias = 1,485

_ Hemorrhoid Cases = 3,172

_ Enlarged Prostates = 8,249

_ Breast Implants = 59,350

_ Natural Blondes = 3

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From: Liz
F 35 Enjoy...:)
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From: Liz
ROLL TOP COMPUTER
Made in Israel .

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From: Liz
Conquering an Infinite Cave
There are some absolutely beautiful pictures...Enjoy

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From: Liz
World's Largest Army

In WWII, Japan's highest ranking naval officer was Isoruku Yamamoto.
Although he was Japanese, and his loyalties were unquestionably with The
Empire, he studied for many years in America, graduating from Harvard
University. There is an oft-repeated (and sometimes disputed) quote
attributed to him regarding the possibility of any nation taking a war to
American soil: "You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would
be a rifle behind every blade of grass."

Here is why he was correct:

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The World's Largest Army.

The state of Wisconsin has gone an entire deer hunting season without
someone getting killed. That's great, considering there were over 600,000
hunters that got permits this year.

Allow me to restate that number.

Over the last two months, the eighth largest army in the world - more men
under arms than Iran; more than France and Germany combined - deployed to
the woods of a single American state to keep the deer population under
control.

But that pales in comparison to the 750,000 who are in the woods of
Pennsylvania this week. Michigan's 700,000 hunters have now returned home.
Toss in a quarter million hunters in West Virginia, and it is literally the
case that the hunters of those four states alone would comprise the largest
army in the world.

And that is just FOUR states.

The total population of registered hunters in America today ranges from 23
million to 43.7 million individuals. (Based on annual data provided by the
U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.)

As long as the American Hunter retains his right to Bear Arms, America will
forever be safe from foreign invasion of troops.

Hunting - it's not just a way to fill the freezer. It's a matter of
national security.


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From: Muse
Presenting Paul Zerdin, ventriloquist without a dummy.
Sound on. ENJOY!!!!
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From: Nottingham Smithie
Announcement from the Northern Ireland Government
Announcement from the Northern Ireland Government -
Due to the current water shortage in Northern Ireland, all public swimming
baths have closed the two outside lanes of each pool. As for reservoirs
they are making a determined effort to conserve water supplies by watering
it down.
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From: Stumpy Steve
This is up with Four Candles as far as I am concerned
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From: The Great Gussius
Brings tears to the eyes...
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From: Whizzbang
Flood Photos
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This web link is to a Boston newspaper which shows some excellent photos.
They're good photos for our friends overseas to see.

The kangaroos in the tin boat would be wild kangaroos. Wild animals can
overcome their fear of humans when their life is endangered.
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From: Cartographer Chris XXX
If you suffer from Migraines
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Although NOT approved by the A.M.A. or Medicare,
everyone who has tried this remedy had only good reaction to the results! 
If you suffer from Migraines- try this. I had a bastard of a headache. I
tried this and in 2 minutes it was totally forgotten!

You can also hear the ocean.


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From: Cartographer Chris
How To Correctly Hold on in a Moving Train
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You may need to know this sometime
How to correctly hold on in a moving train
No, the older guy by the door!
I worry about you sometimes...


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From: Liz
Snowman
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From: Liz
Baby Boomers
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From: Liz
Scanning electron microscope reveals an unseen universe
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Amazing Shots
All these pictures are from the book' Microcosmos',created by Brandon Brill
from
London. This book includes many scanning  electron microscope (SEM) images
of insects, human body parts and household items. These are the most
amazing images of what is too small to see with the naked eye.
01-A wood or heartland Ant, Formica fusca, holding a microchip 02 - The
surface of an Erasable Programmable Read-Only Memory silicon microchip 03
- Eyelash hairs growing from the surface of human skin 04 -The surface of
a strawberry 05 - Bacteria on the surface of a human tongue 06 - Human
sperm (spermatozoa), the male s*x cells 07 - The nylon hooks and loops of
Velcro 08 - Household dust which includes long hairs such as cat fur,
twisted synthetic and woolen fibers, serrated insect scales, a pollen
grain, plant and insect remains 09 -The weave of a nylon stocking 10 - The
end of the tongue (proboscis) of a hummingbird hawkmoth 11 - The head of a
mosquito 12 - A human head louse clinging to a hair 13 - The eight eyes
(two groups of four) on the head of a Mexican red-kneed tarantula 14 - Cut
hairs and shaving foam between two razor blades 15 - Cigarette paper 16 -
The corroded surface of a rusty metal nail 17 - The head of a Romanesco
cauliflower 18 - The fungus Aspergillus fumigatus 19 - Mushrooms spores 20
- A clutch of unidentified butterfly eggs on a raspberry plant 21 -
Fimbriae of a Fallopian tube 22 - A daisy bud 23 - Calcium phosphate
crystal 24 - The shell of a Foraminiferan
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From: Liz
Police trick - great one!
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Police Port-a-Potty !!!    Funny !!!
Need to love a cop with a sense of humor...ENJOY !!!
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From: Liz
Only in China
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From: Liz
How True it is......
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From: Liz
Newest Thing In Golf Carts
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Go to Luxurycarts.com - and get your check book out.  Cheapest starts at
around $16K
GOLF CART DESIGN
For all you golfing enthusiasts (and non-golfing enthusiasts), might want
to try one of these on for size  We may even see some of these jewels on
the interstate highways.
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From: Liz
In Australia
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From: Sack
Good Neighbor!
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Now That is a Good Neighbour...... Stuttgart,Germany

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From: Sack
Das pas winter ......
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From: The Great Gussius
Diplomatic briefing paper re Oprah's visit
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Preparing for an increase in tourism following Oprah's recent visit to
Australia, the attached was made available to our overseas embassies.

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From: The Great Gussius
How Cool is This?
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"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's some dork who thinks he's a freakin
Dolphin.."

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From: Whizzbang
banana  to Theodore
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From: Whizzbang
Such Skill!
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From: Whizzbang
BARALABA BREACH
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