Friday humour - June 04, 2010

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From: Muse
Copy nightmare
This is very scary!  I had no idea.
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From: Nottingham Smithie
Girls ...You are just gonna love this and die laughing!!!

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 From: Nottingham Smithie
Solution to water problems in Melbourne

Part 1
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Part 2
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 From: Nottingham Smithie
  Cupid Stunt

David Beckham gets into a taxi...

"Heathrow Airport please driver" he says
After about 10 minutes he spots the driver giving him a few looks in the
rear view mirror. this happens continuously until they approach the
airport.
Driver says "come on mate, give us a clue..."

Beckham replies "Had a great career at Man Utd, Real Madrid, played in
Italy and America, and won over 100 caps for England...."

Driver says "No you thick c*nt, what terminal?"..


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From: Allnutts
 Swine flu check
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Wife asks husband,
"How many women have you slept with?"

Husband proudly replies,
"Only you, Darling - With all the others, I was awake."

Hospital Visiting Hours are 10 am to 4 PM

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HIROSHIMA 64 years later......Be sure to go to the end.

What is the story here?  Be sure to view all the way to the end!
What happened to the radiation that's supposed to last thousands of years??
HIROSHIMA  1945
We all know that Hiroshima and Nagasaki were destroyed in August 1945 after
explosion of atomic bombs.
However, we know little about the progress made by the people of that land
during the past 64 years.


HIROSHIMA - 64 YEARS LATER
DETROIT - 64 years after Hiroshima

What has caused more long term destruction -
the A-bomb or U. S. politics...?


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 POLE DANCING LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
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 Major Drug Bust!

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Largest Drug Bust In U.S. History.

A News Report Stated That
Police Have Raided A House And
Discovered A Room
Containing 2 Tons Of Crack !


Well, if that didn't ruin your day, I don't know what would?

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Story of my life

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From: Burnout
Be careful with chocolate.........
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 From: Burnout
 Office Dares......
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 From: Kaos_reflex
 Extraordinary book titles
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 From: Sack

This is a good Rifle Range Safety Video.
Please read before watching.
Turn the sound up.........you can hear the bullet head back.
Watch in full screen to see it better.  This is a very, very lucky
sportsman.

This guy is shooting a 50 CAL.  Watch the dust when he fires.  The target,
is a steel plate, 1000 yards away.  You can hear the ping of the hit, and
then the bullet comes back and hits the ground just in front of his
position, then tumbles up hitting the earmuffs, knocking them off of his
head.  The footage is amazing.  You can hear the bullet as it tumbles
through the air on its course back toward the shooter.  He's lucky it hit
the dirt first.  He is okay, and obviously very lucky.  The bullet grazed
his temple.  What a difference a half an inch makes!

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 From: The Great Gussius
Old Girls Lawn Party

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I had to mop the floor before sending this on.
I laughed so hard I cried and almost wet myself

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 From: Whizzbang
A NEW bunch of complete idiots...
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From: Whizzbang
Fancy a curry.......?

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 From: Whizzbang
Toreador vs Bull
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 Getting Even With United Airlines!
(True Story - CBS's "The Early Show"  actually did a piece on  it)

A musician named  Dave Carroll recently had difficulty  with
United Airlines. United  apparently damaged his $3500 treasured Taylor
guitar during a  flight.
Dave spent over 9  months trying to get United to pay for  damages caused
by baggage handlers to his custom Taylor guitar.
During his  final exchange with the United Customer  Relations Manager, he
stated that  he was left with no choice other than to create a music video
for youtube exposing their lack of  cooperation.
   The Manager responded : "Good luck  with that one,
pal".
  So he posted a retaliatory video on  youtube. The video has since
received over 8 million  hits. United Airlines contacted  the musician and
attempted settlement in  exchange for pulling the video.
  Naturally his response was: "Good luck  with that one,
pal".

** Taylor  Guitars sent the musician 2 new custom guitars  in appreciation
for the product recognition  from the video that has lead to a sharp
increase in orders.

Here's the video ....
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NSW politics .... IT HAD TO HAPPEN ....... !

Kristina Keneally, Frank Sartor and David Campbell were walking over a
bridge in Sydney. Kristina trips and gets her head jammed between the
railings.
Without a sideways glance, Frank pulls aside her G-String, and bonks her
senseless! He stands back and tells David "your turn". Campbell bursts
into tears.
"What's up?" asks Frank.
Campbell sobs, "My head won't fit through the railings!"

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 From: Biggus
 The Best Video You Will See This Week
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