Friday humour - June 29, 2007

[from Steve at Bluehaze]

It is great to see that Friday Humour is still going strong in its second
year since its founder passed. I am continually humbled by the volumes of
contributions that we receive and edit into each weeks offerings. Thanks
to you all.

My favourite for this week is one sent in by Muse. It isn't meant to be
funny ha ha, although there is a clever use of conventional wisdom that
did make me laugh.
Some 15 years have passed since Severn delivered this speech yet it is as
valid today as it was then. We haven't learned all that much really.
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A special mention goes to :-
Good job lads .. How are you getting home?
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The rest of this weeks collection is supplied courtesy of Allnutts,
Burnout, Cartographer Chris, Bill, Digi Maria, Diks, Duke of
Barsinov, Moose, Muse, Nottingham Smithie, Swinburne Sue, Whizzbang and


Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local
golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind
if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."

"Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed
the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one
of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a hit man," was the reply.

"You're joking!" was the response.

"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a
beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are
my tools."

"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a
look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picked up
the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house.

"Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see
right in the window." "Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can
see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbour in there with
her...... He's naked, too!!!

He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?"

"I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the

"Can you do two for me now?"

"Sure, what do you want?"

"First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the

"Then the neighbour, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to
teach him a lesson."

The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few

"Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently.

"Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save you a grand


A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks She starts talking
about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more
excited she gets. She tries to talk him into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The
bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt
shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at
the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First, put a bit of the salt
on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your
mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts
the salt on his tongue . salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys .
Smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks ... this is OK. Finally he
picks up the lime juice and drinks it ....

In one second the sharp lime taste hits ...

At two seconds the Baileys curdles ....

At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistency hits

At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of snot....

This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to
disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,
"Jesus, what do you call that drink?"

She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge."


Mistress vs Mistress

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this
absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table,
gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later
and walks away
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a
divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in
Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the
garage And no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on
his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies


Two old friends

Two very elderly friends, Max and Wally, met in the park every day to feed
the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Wally
didn't show up, Max didn't think much about it, figured maybe he had a cold
or some such.
But after Wally hadn't shown up for a week or so Max really got worried.
However, the only time they ever got together anymore (they used to play a
lot of golf together) was at the park, and Max couldn't remember where
Wally lived so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month passed and Max figured old Wally had gone to his heavenly reward,
but one day Max approached the park and, lo and behold,
there sat Wally!
Max was very excited and happy to see him and told him so! Then he said,
"For crying out loud Wally, what happened to you???"

Wally replied, "I have been in jail."

"Jail???" cried Max!! "What in the world for???"

"Well," Wally said, "You know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the
coffee shop where we sometimes get coffee?"

Yeah" said Max, "I remember her. What about her?"

"Well one day last month she got mad at me and to get even, she charged me
with rape. I was so proud of what everyone would think an old fart like me
could still do, that when I got into court, I pled 'Guilty'.

The judge took a good look at me and gave me 30 days for perjury."


Top 10 Reasons E-mail Is Like a Penis

10. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not
worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
7. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).
6. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work
5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital
to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only
thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of
the time.
4. If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.
3. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult
to think coherently.
2. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size
and influence warrant.
1. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of


The Benevolent Travel Agent

A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old
gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous
Destinations around the world.

The agent had had a good week and the Dejected couple looking in the window
gave him a rare feeling of generosity. He called them into his shop: 'I
know that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am
sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won't take no
for an answer'.

He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and
book a room in a five star hotel. They, as can be expected, gladly
accepted, and were off!

About a month later the little old lady came in to his shop. 'And how did
you like your holiday?' he asked eagerly.

'The flight was exciting and the room was lovely,' she said. 'I've come to
thank you. But, one thing puzzled me. Who was that old guy I had to share
the room with?'



The Irish.
Late one Friday in Dublin, a policeman spotted a man driving very
erratically. He pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking
that evening.
''Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the
pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called
'Happy Hour' and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I
had four or five o' those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and o'
course I had to go in for a couple of Guinness -- couldn't be rude, ye
know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later...''
And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of
whiskey, which he held up for inspection. The officer sighed, and said,
''Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a
breathalyser test.''
''Why? Don't ye believe me?''

Was he Blonde?
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar
the bartender asks, "what's the matter?"
The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff, sniff), and
well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding
times or even feeding them the right foods."
The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, tries to think of something he
can do. "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"
The man stops crying and says, "that sounds like a good idea, I think I'll
try it."
A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he was
before. "What's the matter now?" the bartender asks.
The fellow, in no condition to be in public, answers, "I shaved the tail of
one of the horses (sob, sob), but it grew back and I can't tell them apart
The bartender, now just wanting him to shut up or leave says, "why don't
you try shaving the mane, maybe that will not grow back."
The fellow stops crying, has a few drinks, and leaves. A few months later
the fellow is back in the bar. The bartender has never seen anybody in
this sorry of a state. Without the bartender even asking the fellow breaks
into his problems. "I.. I shaved the (sob) mane of one of the (sniff)
horses, and... it... it... grew back!"
The bartender, now furious at the guy's general stupidity, yells, "for
crying out loud, just measure the stupid horses. Perhaps one is slightly
taller that the other one!" The fellow can not believe what the bartender
has said and storms out of the bar.
The next day the fellow comes running back into the bar as if he had just
won the lottery. "It worked, it worked!" he exclaims. "I measured the
horses and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!"

To realize
The value of a brother or sister
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one
To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.
To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.
To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.
To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother who has given birth to
A premature baby.
To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize ! The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize
The value of one second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident.
Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special.
To realize the value of a friend or family member:
Lose one.

Marriage Counselling.
A husband and wife came for counselling after 15 years of marriage. When
asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful
tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had
been married. She went on and on and on:
neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and
unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the
course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the
therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to
stand, embraced and kissed her passionately.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist
turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least
three times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off
here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

Some possible computer bumper stickers
1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
2. <-------- The information went data way
3. The name is Baud...James Baud.
4. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
5. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
6. C:V> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
8. Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.
9. E Pluribus Modem
10. .... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
11. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
12. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
13. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
14. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
15. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
16. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
17. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
18. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
19. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
20. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
21. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
22. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
23. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
24. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
25. REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
26. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
27. Hit any user to continue.
28. Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
29. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
30. (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?

I dialled a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I
am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep.
If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

Aspire to inspire before you expire.

My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting.

The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way
around, you're not going anywhere.

God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for
her first question.

I was always taught to respect my elders, But it keeps getting harder to
find one.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:
"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding,
severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and
with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a
good time to take God out of the Pledge of


Seen at a local auto mechanic's shop:

Basic labour rate $40 / hour
If you wait . .  $60 / hour
If you watch . . $80 / hour
If you help . . .$100 / hour
If you laugh . . $140 / hour


Two aliens landed in the desert close to Birdsville near an old petrol
station that was closed for the night.

They approached one of the old petrol pumps and the younger alien addressed
it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your

The old petrol pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien became
angry at the lack of response and the older alien said,
"I'd calm down if I were you."

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again,
there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's
haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings,
Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your
leader or I will fire!"

The older alien warned his comrade saying, "You don't want to do that! I
don't think you should make him mad."

"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump
and opened fire.

There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew
the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt crumpled mess
about 200 metres away in a dry creek bed.

About a half hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he
refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna and looked
dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his
big, green head.

"What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien. "He damn
near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend
and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic
travels, you don't want to mess with a bloke who can wrap his penis around
himself twice and then stick it in his ear."


Leaving work early.

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.
Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided
that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her.
After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know
they went home early?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening,
spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa
before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when
she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her
husband in bed with her boss!
Gently she closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day, at
their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again,
and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday"


A Bad Day

Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a
commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs
underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent
to his sister. She then sent it to a radio station in Ft. Wayne, Indiana,
who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she

Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad
day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I
thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so
bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must
bore you with a few technicalities of my job.

As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the
office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool.

So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel-powered industrial
water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the
sea, heats it to a delightful temperature, then pumps it down to the diver
through a garden hose which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like
a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.

What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and
stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm
water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was going well until all
of a sudden, my bum started to itch.
So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few
seconds my bum started to burn! I pulled the hose out from my back, but
the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water
machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.

Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick
to it. However, the crack of my bum was not as fortunate.
When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the
jellyfish into the crack of my bum.

I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His
instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other
divers, were all laughing hysterically Needless to say I aborted the dive.

I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression Stops
totalling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my
chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing
nothing but my brass helmet.

As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter Running
down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my bum
as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I
couldn't poo for two days because my bum was swollen shut.

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much Worse
it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your bum .
Now repeat to yourself, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job." Now
whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish Bad day?



Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to
her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

She's Such A Bitch......


Irish Catholic Daughter

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her
Father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write
to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye
put yer old Mother thru?

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to
this Catholic family."

"OK, Dad - as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur
coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings
certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex.

And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible
that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a
breath).... And an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board
my new yacht in the Riviera and... ."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Dad! Sniff, sniff."

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
Protestant". Come here and give yer old Dad a hug


Two Jewish sisters-in-law, Ruth and Golda, meet on the street. Ruth says to
Golda, "Such news I got for you, Golda! My Irving is finally getting
married. He tells me He is engaged to this wonderful Jewish girl, but he
thinks the poor darling may have Some strange illness called herpes."

After offering congratulations, Golda says to Ruth, "So, Ruthie, do you
have any Idea what is this herpes, and can our Irving catch it? "

Ruth answers, "Heaven forbid! But his Papa and I are just so happy to hear
about His engagement. You know how we've all worried about him.
It's past time he's Settled with a nice girl. As far as the herpes goes,
who knows?"

"Well," Golda says, "I have a very fine medical dictionary, you know,
Ruthie. I'll Just run home right now and look it up and call you."

So, Golda goes home, looks it up, and calls Ruth excitedly, "Ruth! Ruth!
Thank Goodness, I found it. Not to worry! It says herpes is a disease of
the gentiles."


I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to

It was to me, and it's very well written. ENJOY!

            " WINTER "
a poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre


           It's Cold !


Idle Time?
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Excellent stuff
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Every one will want one of these..
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The boys BBQ !!
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Birthday Surprise
Wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband.
'Buy me a surprise for my birthday!', she said. 'Something that
accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!'
Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her birthday. And
finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought...
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... Apparently he is in hospital now.

Dear Miriam
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How not to go through a toll booth (yikes!)
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Never never never fart in a wet suit!
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Why dogs attack their owners...
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Water skiing planes
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Big your Piano?
Had me confused for a few seconds until I remembered what most spam
messages are for.
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Now That's Advertising
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This is a left/right brain test called "Find the Lobster".
It is a modern version of those older pictures where you try to find things
inside a graphic. Somewhere hidden within this picture are two lobsters.
Don't open the picture until you are able to give a possible 10 minutes to
trying to find them. If you find one lobster within 5 minutes and it is
the lobster furthest to the right of the screen, you have excellent
perception and are left brain dominant. The reverse applies as in: left
side lobster/ right brain dominant. If you are colour blind, you will
probably not find the lobster but otherwise you should be able to find
them both within 30 minutes. This tends to be much more difficult for men
than women. Good
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Where is the key?
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Collingwood's heritage jumper
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Snagged Fairy tale?
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Words Women Use
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A couple of quickies
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Tax Refund
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Does Evil Exist
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A trip around the World
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Be prepared...
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Bless me father for I have sinned...
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Condom advert
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Computer Stretches (yike again!)
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Getting to know you
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Strip-Poker (need sound)
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Does your wife like to fish?
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4 catholic mothers (XX)
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Great new ads!
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Master Illusionist
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Ever wondered how the Arrow/Pointer/Cursor works?
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What Job is your name suited for
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Awesome pics underwater
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That would hurt (XXX/2)
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Blonde goes back to work after many years
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New Welder!
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Why men should shave - a BIC advert
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Awesome (and clever)
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The trick is to find the man amongst the coffee beans. This is bizarre -
after you find the guy - it's so obvious. Once you find him - it's
embarrassing, and you think, Why didn't I see him immediately? Doctors
have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds,
the right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you
find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, the right half of the brain
is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes,
then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat
more protein If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is
to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain
stronger! And, yes, the man is really there.
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Iraqi Passport Camera
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Boat unloading.
Check out the bloke in the 2nd image in the back of the boat.
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Friday funnies
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Health and Safety Alert
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Public art in Italy...
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Why men die early
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Mood Killer
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Sad News.

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is
worth reflecting on the death of a very important person,
which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote
"The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic
part for his family was getting him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in... And then the trouble started.


      Ah-the-eah the-eah That's All (for this week) Folks!

[ End friday humour ]

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