Friday humour - September 12, 2003

     From Davo at bluehaze:


G'day and Yo

The over 99 year old icon, Kirby's Kiosk at the end of St. Kilda Pier,
burnt down at 4 am yesterday morning.  Just about every Melbournian and
every visitor to our fair city has walked out to it at least once in their
lifelime.  Let's hope it is sensitively replaced and we don't end up with
McDonald's on the Bay: Click here Click here

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First this week, one from Magpie Anne at Geelong ...

                              DEATH ROW

There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row. The warden gave
them a choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot

2. to be hung

3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead
instantly).

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)

Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."

They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards
looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards
did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled
over.

Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Irishman replied "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom!"

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  Now for some pics come from DigiSteve, KeroSteve, Allnutts, David T,
  Beryl, Malisja, and you know who you are ...

Supercock Click here
Home Alone Click here
Close up of Mars 27/8/03 Click here
Prison Guy Click here
The winner is Click here
I see Click here
Why dragons are extinct Click here
Little Johnny Click here
Sandcastle competition in a certain desert in the Middle East: Click here
Duelling digits Click here

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Finally from Trina

                           THE DIETICIAN

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago and said: "The
material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us
sitting here, years ago.

"Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is
loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the
long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water."

"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have,
or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the
most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."

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Quote of the Week

  "After 9/11, Bush promised a better life to 50 million Iraqis, Afghans and
   Palestinians. He has yet to deliver. His popularity is eroding at home, and
   it was never high abroad. This is not a winning strategy against terror."

                                 - The Toronto Star (8 Sept 2003)

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[ Bluehaze webmaster note: As usual, I removed any obvious repeats as I placed
  this week's post into the Bluehaze humour archive, but unfortunately, this
  routine has rather decimated things this time!  Oh well, not to worry ... ! ]
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