Friday humour - June 12, 2001
From Tony at Bluehaze:
Gidday,
Just talking to DAJR (cousin of the famous Mad Mick) and he tells me
that if you miss his 12:00 midday sessions on Laugh Radio, you can miss it
again at 12:00 midnight :-) La frequenza = 89.9 Mhz.
Needless to say, being VHF FM, this station is only audible in Melbourne,
Oz (unless we happen to have some very strange sunspot activity).
[ Okay, okay ... I will put some samples of DAJR's show up on Bluehaze - check
'em out near the top of the multimedia page Click here ]
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Argh, what the heck - here's a joke ...
(from the QCAT connection):
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Difference Between Drug Dealers and Software Developers
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Drug Dealers Software Developers
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Refer to their clients Refer to their clients
as "users". as "users".
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"The first one's free!" "Download a free trial version..."
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Have important Asian Have important Asian
connections. connections.
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Strange jargon: Strange jargon:
"Stick" "SCSI"
"Rock" "RTFM"
"Wrap" "Packet"
"E" "C"
"Stash" "Cache"
"Drive-by" "CTRL ALT DEL"
"Hit (LSD)" "Hit (WWW)"
"Source" "Source-code"
"The Pigs" "Microsoft"
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Realise that there's tons Realise that there's tons
of cash in the 14- to of cash in the 14- to
25-year-old market. 25-year-old market.
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Clients really like your Clients really like your
stuff when it works. stuff when it works.
When it doesn't work When it doesn't work
they want to kill you. they want to kill you.
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Job is assisted by the Job is assisted by the
industry's producing industry's producing
newer, more potent newer, more potent
product. product.
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Often seen in the Often seen in the company of
company of pimps, marketing people, venture
hustlers and low-lifes. capitalists and fund managers.
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When things go wrong, When things go wrong,
a "fix" is just a phone call a fix is just a phone call
away, but may be expensive. away, but may be expensive.
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A lot of people are getting A lot of people are getting
rich while still teenagers. rich while still teenagers.
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Product causes DOOM, Quake, SimCity,
unhealthy addictions. Duke Nukem 3D...
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Do your job well and Damn! DAMN!!!
you can sleep with
s*xy movie stars who
depend on you.
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