Friday humour - June 12, 2001

     From Tony at Bluehaze:

    Gidday,
Just talking to DAJR (cousin of the famous Mad Mick) and he tells me
that if you miss his 12:00 midday sessions on Laugh Radio, you can miss it
again at 12:00 midnight :-)     La frequenza = 89.9 Mhz.

Needless to say, being VHF FM, this station is only audible in Melbourne,
Oz (unless we happen to have some very strange sunspot activity).

[ Okay, okay ... I will put some samples of DAJR's show up on Bluehaze - check
  'em out near the top of the multimedia page Click here ]

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Argh, what the heck - here's a joke ...

    (from the QCAT connection):
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     Difference Between Drug Dealers and Software Developers


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    Drug Dealers                    Software Developers
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    Refer to their clients          Refer to their clients
    as "users".                     as "users".

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    "The first one's free!"         "Download a free trial version..."

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    Have important Asian            Have important Asian
    connections.                    connections.

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    Strange jargon:                 Strange jargon:
    "Stick"                           "SCSI"
    "Rock"                            "RTFM"
    "Wrap"                            "Packet"
    "E"                               "C"
    "Stash"                           "Cache"
    "Drive-by"                        "CTRL ALT DEL"
    "Hit (LSD)"                       "Hit (WWW)"
    "Source"                          "Source-code"
    "The Pigs"                        "Microsoft"

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    Realise that there's tons       Realise that there's tons
    of cash in the 14- to           of cash in the 14- to
    25-year-old market.             25-year-old market.

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    Clients really like your        Clients really like your
    stuff when it works.            stuff when it works.
    When it doesn't work            When it doesn't work
    they want to kill you.          they want to kill you.

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    Job is assisted by the          Job is assisted by the
    industry's producing            industry's producing
    newer, more potent              newer, more potent
    product.                        product.

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    Often seen in the               Often seen in the company of
    company of pimps,               marketing people, venture
    hustlers and low-lifes.         capitalists and fund managers.

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    When things go wrong,           When things go wrong,
    a "fix" is just a phone call    a fix is just a phone call
    away, but may be expensive.     away, but may be expensive.

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    A lot of people are getting     A lot of people are getting
    rich while still teenagers.     rich while still teenagers.

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    Product causes                  DOOM, Quake, SimCity,
    unhealthy addictions.           Duke Nukem 3D...

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    Do your job well and            Damn!  DAMN!!!
    you can sleep with
    s*xy movie stars who
    depend on you.
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